Issue # 083
Date:
Tuesday December 1st, 1998 3:39 pm
The
Wrestling Booking Sheet
For
those of you fans who do not know
the Indy stars well, last night on
Raw
that was Donnie B (Super Nova's twin
brother) who called Chyna a b**ch,
and
wrestler Inferno Kid was right
behind him along with Twiggy
Ramirez.
(Reported by
Georgiann Makropoulos of
http://1wrestling.com)
Columbia Pictures has finally made
Bill Goldberg's involvement with
UNIVERSAL
SOLDIER 2 official. According to
their press release he'll play
"Romeo, a
virtually
indestructible Universal Soldier who
proves a worthy adversary to
Deveraux (Jean
Claude Van Damme) as the hero
attempts to thwart the team of
deadly,
near-perfect warriors."
(Reported by
Scoops of
http://www.scoopscentral.com
)
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ROUNDING THE SQUARED CIRCLE
RAW -
NOVEMBER 30, 1998 - BALTIMORE, MD
BY -
SAMJERRY
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The program began with clips
reviewing The Undertaker hitting
Stone Cold Steve
Austin (SCSA) with a shovel, SCSA's
collapse after a match, being
admitted to a
hospital, The Taker and Paul Bearer
attacking him in his hospital room,
taking
him to a cemetery and trying to bury
him alive, and finally attempting to
embalm
him alive, but being saved by Kane.
We saw The Taker and Fatso planning
what they were going to do to SCSA
and Kane
tonight.
Jim Ross and Jerry "The King" Lawler
were at the announcers desk.
The Headbangers, Mosh and Thrasher,
along with The Insane Clown Posse (ICP),
Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dopp came to
the ring. We saw SCSA enter the
Arena
carrying a shovel. He headed
straight for the ring, where he
nailed Mosh,
Thrasher and Violent J with
Stunners. Shaggy was a little
smarter and vacated
the premises. SCSA said he isn't
waiting for Rock Bottom, the next
WWF PPV and
his Buried Alive Match with The
Taker, to get even. He is going to
even the
score tonight.
Lawler said a Ladder Match for the
Hardcore Championship was on the
card, with
The Big Bossman (BM) challenging
Mankind, and Al Snow would meet The
Rock.
We saw Mark Henry at home getting
ready for his big date with Chyna.
D'Lo Brown
was helping him. I would guess he
wears a size 60 jacket.
We saw a shot of SCSA searching for
The Taker.
The first match was a tag team event
pitting The New Age Outlaws, Road
Dog and
Bad @$$ v. Brood Members Gangel and
Edge. Christian accompanied The
Brood.
Doggie did his usual intro bit and
the crowd was totally into it. Prior
to the
match, we saw a clip from Heat last
night of Emperor Vince trying to
recruit the
NAO to Team Corporate. As the match
got underway, Gangrel spit some of
the red
stuff he carries in his Goblet into
Bad @$$'s eyes. Edge showed some
great high
risk moves, but when he attempted a
Huricanrana on Bad @$$ off the top
turn
buckle, Mr. @$$ reversed it into a
major Power Bomb. Emperor Vince,
Prince
Shane, Ken Shamrock, BM and The
(Three) Stooges, Sgt. Slaughter, Pat
Patterson
and Jerry Brisco, came out to watch
the match. The crowd chanted
"@$$hole," The
Emperor's new name.
When Mr. @$$ attempted a Pile Driver
on Gangrel, Christian came in and
nailed
him with one of the Tag Team Belts,
causing a DQ. Shamrock and BM
stormed in and
took The Brood apart, as The Stooges
escorted The NAO back to try the
recruiting
pitch again.
Winners By DQ - The New Age Outlaws
and the Dry Cleaner who gets paid to
take
that red stuff off of Gangrel's
shirt.
We saw SCSA still looking for The
Taker. When he went into a freezer
to look,
The Taker appeared with Fatso and
locked SCSA in.
We then saw Henry getting ready to
leave on his dream date. He asked
D'Lo, as
"the second best looking man in the
WWF," to accompany him. After some
urging,
D'Lo reluctantly agreed to go.
The Taker came to the ring and said
he knows Kane is in the building. He
then
said his Ministry Of Evil is growing
and only two things stand in his
way: SCSA,
who he said he has on ice until
Buried Alive and Kane. He told Kane
he wanted
him in the ring. Kane obliged and a
brawl began. It was a non-sanctioned
match,
without a referee. It didn't last
long as The Taker hit a Tombstone
Pile Driver.
He then called Fatso and six
orderlies from the State Asylum to
the ring. The
first two orderlies that arrived
wished they hadn't as Kane planted
them. He
then left thru the crowd. They had a
straight jacket with them.
We next saw Loverboy at his limo.
D'Lo said he wasn't dressed to go,
but Henry
pulled a jacket out of the limo for
him. As D'Lo admired his new treads,
Henry
handed him a chauffeur's hat and
asked him to drive. Again, D'Lo
reluctantly
agreed.
Next we see Henry meeting Chyna in
her hotel lobby. He was falling all
over
himself, Chyna just wanted to get it
over with.
X-Pac came to the ring to a big pop,
as we saw a clip from last week of
Shawn
"HKB" Michaels, the new WWF
(Corporate) Commissioner, hitting
him with a chair
during his WWF Title match v. The
Rock. He called HBK out, saying he
was "going
to kick your @$$ and wont need a
chair." HBK came to the ring and
warned X-Pac
that if he touched him, he would
"send his @$$ to The Money Pit in
Atlanta." HBK
said he wasn't an active wrestler,
that he is The New Sheriff In Town,
The WWF
Commissioner, and as such told X-Pac
he would be meeting Shamrock later
tonight
and his European Title would be on
the line, but Shamrock's
Intercontinental
Title wouldn't. HBK left by saying
"He was DX before DX was cool."
We next saw Henry and his true love
arriving at the restaurant. He gave
her a
bouquet of flowers. Chyna saw a
price tag of $1.98 on them and threw
them back
at Henry.
A shot of the freezer showed the
door open and SCSA gone.
Next chapter in Love Story: Loverboy
and Uninterested were preparing to
have
dinner.
The next match was Goldust v. Double
J, accompanied by Debra McMichael.
Prior to
the match, we saw clip of their
meeting three weeks ago. Double J
hit Goldie
with Guitar No. 2,176 and afterwards
Goldie took him apart backstage.
Owen Hart
joined the announcers and said he is
retired and is not The Blue Blazer.
Ross
was less than convinced. Goldie
started fast and controlled most of
the match.
He hit The Curtain Call, but Debra
put Double J's foot on the bottom
rope. When
Goldie set Double J up for Shattered
Dreams (and a trip to the Urologist
for
some reconstructive surgery), sweet
Debra came into the ring and got in
front of
Double F. She seemed to be offering
Goldie some of her ample talents. He
blew
her off. While she had him
distracted, Owen came up from behind
and clocked him.
The Blue Blazer joined Owen in the
ring, but what's this? he nailed
Owen! "The
Blue Blazer" took his mask of and it
was a smiling Steve Blackman dressed
up as
The Blazer.
Winner - No Decision Announced
We saw a split screen of SCSA
searching for The Taker as The
Taker, Fatso and
The Orderlies searched for Kane.
The next match was Ladder Match for
the Hardcore Championship. Mankind
(C) was
accompanied to the ring by The Job
Squad, and BM by HBK. HBK chased The
Job
Squad back to the locker room and
joined the announcers. During the
match, HBK
kept holding up cards like an
Olympic Judge scoring Mankind's
moves He wasn't
generous. The match was Hardcore as
both men used the ladder on the
other.
Mankind pulled Mr. Socko out and
applied The Mandible Claw wearing
it. When it
looked like Mankind was about to win
the match by climbing to the top of
the
ladder and reaching the Hardcore
Belt, The Rock hit the ring. He hit
Mankind
with Rock Bottom and BM won the
match. To add insult to injury,
after the match
Shamrock, BM and HBK abused Mrs.
Foley's little boy.
Winner - New (Corporate) Hardcore
Champion, The Big Bossman
We saw The Taker in the garage
looking for Kane. Fatso came in and
said he found
him. They left to go after Kane and
when they found him, The Taker
skulled him
with a chair. He told Fatso to go
get The Orderlies while he stuffed
Kane into a
body bag. SCSA came out of the
shadows and blasted The Taker in the
face with
his shovel, shattering it and
putting The Taker into deep REM
sleep.
The next match was Marvelous Marc
Mero (MMM),
sans any female company, v. Dwayne
Gill.
MMM
took he mic and said if he couldn't
beat Gill, he would leave the WWF.
Careful
MMM,
remember what they say about pro
football, "On any given
Sunday,..." Gill came out with a
group of nine year old football
players from
the local area.
MMM
wiped he ring up with Gill. The Job
Squad came out on the
ramp to watch as
MMM
toyed with The Ultimate Jobber. MMM
wen to the top turn
buckle and as he was set to come off
onto Gill, The Blue Meanie came out
of the
crowd and shoved him off. Gill
covered him for the win. Good-bye
Marvelous One.
Winner - I choke saying it - Dwayne
Gill, The Ultimate Jobber
Fatso found The Orderlies and led
them to Kane.
Next Chapter: Dinner was over and
Loverboy wanted to go dancing. Chyna
wanted a
barf bag.
The next match was for The European
Championship, pitting X-Pac v. Ken
"The
World's Most Dangerous Man"
Shamrock. HBK came out with Shamrock
and again
graced the announcers with his
presence. We saw a shot of The Royal
Family and
The Stooges talking to NAO
(recruiting?). As expected, the
match was fast and
hard hitting. X-Pac used his feet
and hit his Bronco Buster move. He
hit The
X-Factor and
had Shamrock beaten, but HBK pulled
the referee out and as he was giving
him a
ration, BM came in and nailed X-Pac.
Shamrock applied his Ankle
Submission Hold,
but Triple H hit the ring and
stopped him. He mauled Shamrock for
a while and pulled
X-Pac to safety. As he got to the
top of the ramp, he Crotch Chopped
HBK.
Winner By DQ - Ken Shamrock - X-Pac
retains the Title
Fatso and The Orderlies found Kane
in the Body Bag. Fatso told The
Orderlies to
take him to the Asylum.
We saw the younger lovers at the
bar. Loverboy was trying to get down
and have
Chyna join him. She couldn't have
cared less. Henry excused himself
for a potty
break. Three studs approached Chyna
and asked her to dance. She declined
and one
of them persisted and called her a
bitch. Wrong move. She hit him with
a right
that Mike Tyson would be proud of.
Henry returned and the other two
paid. Chyna
told Henry it was time to leave.
The next match was Val Venis v.
Tiger Ali Singh (TAS). The Godfather
and three
of his finest Ho's accompanied Venis
and Babu was with TAS. Venis did his
"Hello, Ladies" bit to a big pop,
dissing TAS in the process. He asked
The
Godfather to keep his eye on "that
little monkey (Babu), adding "if he
gets out
of line, Spank The Monkey." During
the match the Ho's went over to Babu
and
played with him. He seemed to like
it better than washing TAS's
elephant. It was
a high impact match and when Venis
had TAS down, Terri Runnels and
Jacqueline
came to ringside. Terri was wearing
a bit more then she did last week (a
Band-Aid would be more). Jacqueline
distracted Venis and Terri came up
from
behind and nailed him with a low
blow, sending The Big Valbowski into
orbit. The
girls high-fived each other as they
left. The Acolytes, Farooq and
Bradshaw
stormed in and attacked TAS and
Babu. Poor Babu just can't catch a
break. At
least this week he got stroked by
the Ho's. The Ho's comforted Venis
as the
carnage in the ring took place. The
Jackal joined his Acolytes in the
ring.
Winner - None Announced
We saw Fatso waving good-bye to the
ambulance taking Kane away. But
wait,
there's SCSA and Kane watching the
goings on, on a TV set. It must be
The Taker
in the Body Bag with a Kane mask
that was put on him. Calling
Scotland Yard. Are
you in need of a detective? Look at
how I arrived at it being Kane.
Prince Shane came out to a rousing
chorus of boos. He said we were
about to see
a lesson in humility. He said Sable
got her start modeling WWF T-Shirts
and was
a star because of the marketing
genius of Emperor Vince. He called
Sable out and
had
her demonstrate the new WWF Attitude
Cologne For Men and Eau de Toilette
for
Women. When he tried to sniff her,
she sprayed him in the face and
left.
The next match was the Main Event,
pitting Al Snow, accompanied by
Head, v. The
Rock. It was a wild match that saw
The Rock hit Rock Bottom after Snow
missed
The Rock with a Clothesline that
nailed the referee. He them dropped
The
Corporate Elbow on Head, and the
crowd lost it. It was funny! Snow
got up and
nailed The Rock with Head, but the
referee was still sleeping. Shamrock
and BM
made another appearance at ringside.
Mankind rushed down to protect Snow
and
paid for it as they beat the crap
out of him. Snow went for a Head
Shot, but The
Rock was ready and nailed him with
another Rock Bottom. End of the road
for Mr.
Snow. The Rock joined the fun and
games on Mankind and headed out. The
Job Squad
came to Mankind's assistance and he
took off after The Rock. He chased
him off
the ramp and backstage.
Winner - The Rock - Loser - Head
Fatso was looking for The Taker but
found SCSA and Kane instead. They
dragged
his fat @$$ to the ring, where SCSA
orally abused him. Fatso had to be
wearing
heavy duty Depends, because it sure
looked like he was going to wet
himself.
SCSA asked him how it felt knowing
he sent The Taker to the Crazy House
and now
was alone. He reviewed what Fatso
and The Taker did to him last week.
Fatso kept
blaming it all on The Taker. SCSA
had a cold one and asked the crowd
for a
"Hell, Yeah" if they wanted to see
Fatso get the crap knocked out of
him. He got
a resounding one. He told Kane to
have at it, but stopped him, saying
he had a
better idea. He told Kane to go get
his gas can. Kane started to leave,
but SCSA
stopped him again. He said that
wasn't enough. He said The Taker
spoke in
Tongues and now he will. He pulled
out a scissors and told Fatso that
he was
"Going to gut your fat @$$." Fatso
begged SCSA not to kill him, blaming
everything on The Taker. I'm sure
that is going to go over well with
him when he
hears it. He decided not to gut
Fatso and said he had a better idea.
He had Kane
drag Fatso out to the street. He
instructed Kane to remove a manhole
cover and
asked Fatso if he wanted to be
stuffed down the sewer (yea, like he
had a
choice). SCSA and Kane shoved him
down face first. The program ended
on that
note.
This was another solid show. It was
very entertaining.
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HAYSTACKS LOSES BATTLE FOR
LIFE.
By Simon A.
Moult (Si316)
Legendary TV grappler Giant
Haystacks has lost his long battle
against cancer,
it has been revealed today.
Haystacks, real name Martin Buane,
has been battling
long term against the illness and
submitted to his greatest opponent
just this
morning.
The announcement was made via Max
Crabtree (Haystack's promoter). The
wrestler
shot to fame on British TV's ITV's
World Of Sport cast as the villain
opposite
Big Daddy. He also appeared in WCW
as the Loch Ness Monster.
Just recently Haystacks spoke of his
fear of the cancer that has now
killed him,
saying "I don't want to thrash the
world anymore, my greatest joy is
waking up
in the morning, seeing the blue
skies and hearing the birds sing.
Cancer was my
biggest opponent, you cannot see it
and you never know when it will
strike."
Max Crabtree (the brother of the
wrestler Big Daddy) said, "It is a
very sad
day, he was the greatest star ever
to grace British wrestling, he
fought to the
end. He loved his wife Rita and his
children. They meant the world to
him."
British wrestling mourns, as will
elsewhere no doubt, the loss of one
of the
country's greatest performers. The
man Martin Buane, the legend Giant
Haystacks.
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"IF
VAL
VENIS WERE PRESIDENT"
BY
SAMJERRY
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1. The capital would be relocated to
The Pink Pussycat Cinema, Times
Square, NY
2. The biggest selling toys at
Christmas would be Backdoor Barbie
and Ready To
Go Ken.
3. A new $69 bill would be
introduced.
4. Jenna Jameson would be the
Ambassador to Russia, and China, and
England,
and France, and ......
5. "Hello, Ladies" would be printed
on every dollar bill.
6. The Godfather would be the
Secretary of Labor.
7. The Washington Monument would be
renamed in honor of The Big
Valbowski.
8. Terri Runnels next movie would be
"Romancing The Bone."
9. Breast Enhancement Surgery would
be a free service to all women.
10. When wrestling crowds chant "We
want Head," they would get some.
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Reader Mailbag
Submitted by
reader:
Red2tiger
The Wolfpac, despite having 2
injured men, have risen in
popularity. Sting, now
injured, is the most popular
wrestler in the Wolfpac. Nash is
next. After
dominating WW3 like that how could
you not like this guy? The next has
to be
K-Dawg; he has a lot of fans now and
will have a whole lot more since his
new TV
Title. Luger has lost some
popularity since he hasn't had a
decent match since
Hart. Macho comes in last because he
hasn't been in a match since spring.
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