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Issue # 110

Date:  Saturday December 26th, 1998  10:05 am

The Wrestling Booking Sheet

Triple H, Chyna, Marc Mero & Sable all signed contract renewals, I believe for three
years. This should kill a few rumors.....
(Reported by Dave Meltzer of The Wrestling Observer)

its already been announced that the first WCW special on NBC will go head to
head with the WWF Febuary PPV; the plan is for this competition to possibly be a
permanent thing, including a special airing opposite Wrestlemania 15. Hulk
Hogan will likely appear on the 1/4 Georgia Dome show to set up his in-ring
return on the Febuary 14th special, possibly against Goldberg (although at this
point all plans are tentative). (Reported by Dave Meltzer of The Wrestling

Jared, the editor of The House of Wrestling, one of the best newsletters on the
internet, has asked me to inform you of a problem. His computer crashed on
Sunday, and he's trying to retrieve his mailing list from a very damaged hard

For those of you who already subscribe to The House of Wrestling, he wanted all
of you to know he will be back, hopefully very soon. For any of you who would
like to be placed on his mailing list, e-mail BCelticsFn

Jared produces a great newsletter that's worth checking out.

Paul Heyman has spoken with Public Enemy about coming back, but they asked for a
$1,500 per week guarentee apiece for one year and ECW is only interested in
using them for a few months.
(Reported by Dave Meltzer of The Wrestling Observer)

There are negotiations going on for ECW to get Taka Michinoku and Dick Togo for
six months as Vince McMahon has no plans to do anything with them and would
allow ECW to use them similar to the deal with Al Snow and some others.
(Reported by Dave Meltzer of The Wrestling Observer)

David Fliehr (Flair) has been training of late with Bobby Eaton on how to take
One would think that his first match would probably be a gimmick match against
Eric Bischoff. (Reported by Dave Meltzer of The Wrestling Observer)

Luna is going to turn on Sable at the next tapings to set up a title match at
The Royal Rumble. They are going to use Luna for a few months until they get
Terri Poch ready for her angle and after that runs its course, they'll probably
get to Sable VS. Debra McMichael. (Reported by Dave Meltzer of The Wrestling

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1. The Capital would be located in Sleepy Hollow, NY, at The Icabod Crane
Memorial Mannequin and Guillotine Co.

2. Snow's autobiography, "Look What Getting Head Did For Me" or "I Hear Voices
But There's No One There," would become the primary text for Jobbing 101
he got his Doctorate Of Geophysics, Sam Houston Institute of Technology.

3. Appointees: Head, Chief of Staff; Ken Shamrock, Ambassador to the UN; Val
Venis, Secretary of Education; The Godfather; Secretary of Labor; Mankind,
Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff; and Gangrel, President of the Red

4. The top Christmas toys would be Split Personality Barbi and Ken Heads that
come with the complete works of Sigmund Freud. They would be available at
We 'B' Crazy Mental Health Walk-in Sanitariums and Jobbers 'R' Us Book and
Toy stores. They would also be available by calling 1-800-2HELPME.

5. If Saddam got out of line, Snow would go to
Iraq and stay there until Head
teaches him to speak Hebrew and persuades him to convert to Judaism.

6. The National Symbol would be Head (what else), with the words "HELP ME"
spelled backwards on her forehead.

7. The military would be made up of inmates from State Institutions that carry
best friends around with them, or who hear voices that tell them what to

8. The Country's new motto would be, "Everyone Needs A Little Head." When
everyone gets some Head, our country will achieve Nirvana.

9. The dollar bill would have a picture of Head's face on one side, with the
"Et Tu Head" below it. The other side would have War and Peace in its
printed backwards. Other denominations would carry other classics in the

10. Emperor McMahon would be tied to the front of a speeding eastbound railroad
train, with Snow in the cab, and Prince McMahon to the front of a
one, on the same track with Mankind in the cab, for a game of Chicken
Below we present Chris Jericho's latest message to his fans, found at:

NP:Gary Hoey-Ho, Ho, Hoey
Merry Christmas Jerichoholics!!
Tomorrow I am returning to the Great White North for Christmas, so just a quick
note wishing you the best for the holiday season.

Remember that Jesus is the reason for the season and he's the reason for all of
the wonderful blessings we've all shared in 1998! Best of luck for a safe and
prosperous 1999! Remember, if you believe in your dreams, you can and WILL
achieve them. Don't let anyone stop you!

I'd like to thank you guys for supporting the site and supporting me. No matter
what happens over the next little while, I guarantee that I will still be the
greatest showman in WCW!

I'm going to be jamming with the band on the 26th, so we're still working on the
tour. I really hope we can do this thing...the band is maniacal!!!!!

Movie of the week is Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. You remember this one, we
all watched it when we were kids. It still kicks rear!

Once again, have a great holiday season and a blessed and exciting New Year!
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In a very rare interview appearance, Bubba Ray and Devon Dudley will join the
Wrestling Radio gang live this Saturday! Many believe these two are the top
heels in the wrestling business today. Join Jeremy Borash, Dave Scherer, and
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first few minutes of the program. If you cannot listened live, the rebroadcast
will be available in archived realaudio on our site by Sunday night. Thanks
again, and merry Christmas from the Wrestling Radio gang!

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THE WRESTLING GOD by OSIRIS (burkeandhare@xxxxc...)
``-----Those thrilling days of yesteryear------``
When I think of wrestling today, I sometimes visualize sequined tights,
crossword-puzzle masks, LSD-inspired nightmare uniforms----i.e., I feel that
today it`s more style than substance. I grew up in an era where the emphasis
was on the show, not the showmanship. Now I see a parade of costumed
glamor-boys who basically couldn`t crack an egg, or who might have trouble
cinching up their jock. Oh, I know
I`m cynical about todays` product, but when I remember some of the great legends
of our sport, I can`t help but think they could clean (no, destroy) the clocks
of the grapplers; at least, most of them, of today.

Fit Finley, of WCW, and Mic Foley of the WWF fit the mold of what I consider
classic wrestlers. These are the guys who go out and perform superbly without a
lot of fanfare (of course today`s fans seem to crave the fanfare, not the
expertise) and seem, at times, to be under-appreciated. There are more in the
major feds and there may be more in ECW, but I don`t get that particular
federation so I can`t comment.

Before I close, I`d like mention a few individuals and tag teams who would
decimate most of todays` competition. These are basically men who wore no fancy
costumes, sported no feathers or silk. They just wrestled; as an individual, to
me, the toughest man to ever set foot in a ring was Johnny Valentine (it was
almost impossible to knock him down). For pure meanness and toughness, you
couldn`t touch the late Missouri Mauler and Buzz Sawyer, as basically a
scientific proponent, you could not top Jack Brisco. For pure nasty tag teams
the all-time best was Brute Bernard and Skull Murphy; I believe they could
easily take most any team today, except maybe the Road Warriors in their peak
years. Well, until next time.....
--------see ya-------- osiris ``don`t look behind, something may be
Reader Mailbag
Submitted by reader: Foleyfan
STUCK ON THE ROPES (by Foleyfan)
A personal, direct letter to professional wrestlers who need help.

To: Perry Saturn
From: A concerned wrestling fan
Dear Mr. Saturn,
Recently, your actions on WCW Monday Nitro, and all other WCW-related shows,
has shown those of major concern to us fans. Being forced to watch your
shenanigans week in and week out has been less of a comfort, especially with
the thoughts of comparing you to what you were just three years ago in ECW.
You're not cool anymore, Saturn. You're just, well ... there. Don't get me
wrong, you stick out ... like a sore thumb. The vest needs to go. It likens
you to a very confused man who "happened" to stumble into a gay bar. We don't
want to believe this to be more than what it looks. Your frantic actions while
"in the zone" reminds us of a young UFC guy that "snaps" on call. Your weekly
jobbing has ruined the tough-guy character that used to ooze out of you and your
matches. What would Kronus think? What would Heyman think? We all know what
Ernest Miller thinks. You've made "The Cat" a household name, Saturn. Even
Norman Smiley gets to do the smack-down on ya. Is this what its come to? Is
the money and weak travel schedule WCW is givin' ya really worth it?

You're talented to heck, Perry. I love watching your suplexes and submissions.
The DVD is the neatest thing since Sexual Chocolate. Do us all a favor, Saturn.
Take off the vest and throw it ... no, burn it. Remove the tough-guy glasses
and the Hogan-esque headband. Forget ANYTHING about being in the navy. And get
back to what you used to be: Eliminator-style. We're not just beggin' ya
Saturn. This is the difference between being a man ... and being Eric Bischoff.
Let's hope the latter doesn't do more than put a vest on you every week.
VISIT my Home Page:

1. Using the precedent set by an earlier President, Chyna will relocate The
Capital to the secret home of The Amazons. She says this will bring government
closer to our its most important citizens, females capable of tearing Mark Henry
apart with their bare hands. However, consistent with her new, softer feminine
image, she will maintain a summer retreat in Purgatory, UT and another 100 miles
beyond the
Arctic Circle.

2. Chyna's autobiography, "Men, You Can't Live With Them, You Can't Pull Their
Spleen's Out Thru Their Throat" or "Hmm, Breasts Aren't Too Shabby After All"
would be the Training Manual for Female Body Builders and White House Interns,
and used at The South Utah Communal Kibbutz and Industrial Institute (SUCK-IT).

3. Appointees: Triple H, Secretary of State; X-Pac, Secretary of Defense; Mark Henry,
Special Advisor To The President On Gender Relationship Matters; Road Dog,
Secretary of Communications; Mr. @$$, Head A Presidential Committee To
Investigate To Benefits Of Mooning; and Nicole Bass, Envoy To The DNA Challenged

4. The top Christmas toys would be Amazon Barbi, Warrior Princess Barbi, Leather
Barbi, Kung Fu Barbi, Mortal Kombat Barbi and Bitch Slapped Ken. All would be
available at Gyms, Arenas and Back Alleys everywhere, and may be ordered on the
Internet at www.AssKickingWoman or by calling 1-800-MEGABTCH.

5. If Saddam got out of line, Chyna would go to
Iraq and kick the crap out of
him and his whole damn army. To punctuate it, she would turn him into an Oil

6. The National Symbol would be an Sheena, Queen of the Amazons, with a big
smile on her face and standing on a mans head.

7. The military would be would be obsolete, since Chyna single handed can take
an entire army apart (See No. 6 above), and men being gentlemen, wouldn't hit
her back. Ed. Note: Those few that have tried are still trying to extract their
heads from their @$$es.

8. The Country's new motto would be, "If You're Not Down With Chyna, We've Got
Two Words For You, Medical Insurance."

9. The dollar bill would have a picture of DX on one side with the words, "Suck
It" beneath, and a picture of a graffiti covered Titan Towers on the other side
with the words, "Sh*t House" beneath it.

10. The Corporation would be sent to The Bull Dyke House Of Bondage, for an
attitude adjustment session, then dressed in pink tutus and turned loose in
Daytona Beach, FL during Bike Week.
The staff of The Wrestling Booking Sheet
Editor: Steve Appy
Columnist: Mark George
Columnist: SamJerry
Columnist: Fritz Capp
Columnist: Rick Phelps
Columnist: Cindy Barnes
Columnist: Josh Hewitt
Columnist: Swami
Columnist: Tom Misnik
Columnist: Nate Pelley
Columnist: Osiris
Tom Kirkbride
Darren Kramer

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