Issue # 114
Date:
Tuesday December 29th, 1998 4:48 pm
The Wrestling Booking
Sheet
JOE WRESTLING FAN
by: Mark George (attkdonkey)
IMPORTANT!!!!!.............
The following
column is SARCASIM and is in no way serious.
REMEMBER, "Joe
Wrestling Fan"
is fictional and is meant to show the lighter, yet
sometimes
warped, side of some wrestling fans...............
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Ladies and
gentleman, the long awaited return of Joe Wrestling
fan has
finally
come!!!! After a long hiatus, Joe returns from a
cross country tour of
wrestling house
shows and PPV events and has submitted this report
about his
experience. So, without further delay, here is
Joe!!!!!!!
Hello again
fans, Joe Wrestling Fan here to make my triumphant
return to
the Wrestling
Booking Sheet. I've been on the road following all
my favorite
wrestling
superstars and even made a few friends with some of
them, although
they don't know
it yet. I scrapped and saved every penny from my
minimum wage
job and left my
family for the road. My first stop took me to
Las Vegas and
WCW's Halloween
Havoc where I witnessed the greatest wrestling match
ever, Hogan
vs. Warrior II.
There I was with my painted face, rubber boots and
my nWo
t-shirt
screaming, "One Warrior Nation". I looked cool,
despite the fact
several fans
threw concessions at me and took my wallet. Too bad
Hogan won.
My next stop
took me to
San Antonio for a RAW
broadcast. It was
awesome!!!! I
made a friend with WWF superstar Mark Henry who was
good enough to
give me a
sandwich that HBK had made for him specially. It
tasted funny, but I
like it
anyways.
My final
destinations were Starrcade '98 followed by Monday
Nitro!!!!
Starrcade was
the best PPV ever!!! Spending every last dollar on
Goldberg
merchandise, I
saw my hero Kevin Nash win the title. Maybe you saw
me fans, I
was waving an
Austin 3:16 finger and
wearing a Goldberg shirt. I think a Nitro
girl was
checking me out.
My trip finally
concluded Monday in
New York at Nitro when
that piece of
crap Ric Flair
beat the great Eric Bischoff. I had ringside seats,
but it
proved to be
painful when Flair hit me in the face with his
loafer. You suck
Nature Poop!!!
Fans didn't see it my way though. After Flair won, a
few fans
kicked and
punched me and one hit me in the head with a dirty
diaper. That
wasn't very
Christian of them.
All in all my
trip was fun, despite a few bumps and bruises. I
look forward
to wrestling in
1999 and beyond. Have a Happy New Year, fans!!!!!!!
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ROUNDING THE
SQUARED CIRCLE
RAW -
DECEMBER 28, 1998 -
ALBANY, NY
BY
SAMJERRY
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The program
began with clips from previous programs, with Prince
Shane being in
charge of
things while Emperor McMahon was at a training
session. Shane had his
clock cleaned
by Mankind in a match he set up. We next The Emperor
introducing
Kane as the
newest member of The Corporation and Kane Choke
Slamming every
member of
Degeneration-X (DX), Triple H, X-Pac, Road Dog and
Bad @$$. This was
followed by The
Emperor telling Kane "he owns him" on Heat last
night.
After the
regular RAW opening, Michael Cole and Jerry "The
King" Lawler were at
the announcers
table. Jim Ross is still out due to illness.
We saw The
Corporation, The Emperor, Prince Shane, Ken
Shamrock, The Big Bossman
(BM), Test,
Kane and The Stooges (Jerry Briscoe and Pat
Patterson), on their way
to the boiler
room. The Emperor said that as soon as Commissioner
Shawn "HBK"
Michaels
arrives, he is going to "fire and humiliate him." He
also said he has
something
special for Mankind as The Corporation went into the
boiler room
looking for
him. He wasn't there, however, as they started to
leave, Mankind
raced in and
attacked them. No one ever said Mankind was smart.
They took him
apart, and as
he was being held, The Emperor told him he was
giving him what he
wanted, a shot
at The Hardcore Title. They left him on the floor of
the boiler
room.
As they emerged
from the boiler room, Shane said there was a small
problem, that
Val Venis was
scheduled to face Road Dog for The Hardcore Title.
Emperor Vince
said. "we'll
see about that."
Road Dog came
to the ring for his match v. Venis and did his intro
bit to a big
pop. Venis came
to the ring and did his "Hello ladies" bit as he
said "one leg
was Christmas
and the other New Year's, and invited the ladies to
visit The Big
Valbowski
between the holidays." He brought the house down.
During the match
Shamrock, BM,
Test and Kane came to ringside. Test got in the ring
and hit Venis
with a Bulldog
from behind and then threw him to the floor where
the others
kicked his @$$.
All of DX charged into the ring, and at the same
time, The
Emperor, Price
and Stooges came out on the ramp. The Emperor said
the match was
over, and
advised Doggie that he would have to defend The
Hardcore Title v.
"DX's new found
friend Mankind" later. He then told X-Pac that
because he hit
Shane with The
Bronco Buster last week, "we are just getting
started with you
and all of DX."
He said no one ridicules the McMahon family. He next
turned his
attention to
HBK, saying "there is some DX left in him, so he
will be fired as
soon as he
arrives," because he held The Corporation back,
preventing them from
saving Shane.
He closed by saying he would fire any one of them if
he had to.
Cole gave the
card, saying here were four Title matches, including
Sable making
her first WWF
Ladies Title defense.
We saw Al Snow,
still covered in the red fluid from last weeks
"Bloodbath,"
wreaking havoc
backstage.
Next we saw The
Emperor telling Kane he wants him to destroy another
member of
DX tonight, as
The Stooges looked on.
The next match
was Al Snow, carrying Head, who was bloody and had
tape around
"her," v. Brood
Member Edge, who came to the ring thru the crowd.
Prior to the
match, we saw
Snow getting the Bloodbath last week. Snow had
revenge on his mind
as he attacked
Edge with a vengeance. He nailed Edge several times
with Head,
getting DQ'd.
Finally the rest of The Brood, Gangrel and Christian
stormed in
and made the
save. The rest of The Job Squad, Scorpio, Bob Holly,
Dwayne Gill
and The Blue
Meanie came down and saved Snow. Snow left them
fighting as he
disappeared
into the crowd.
Winner - Edge
by DQ
We saw Sable
warming up for her match, and looking fine doing it.
We saw a clip
from earlier in the day of X-Pac talking to Dennis
Knight,
formerly of
Southern Justice. Knight said "he" told me to be
here, but who is
"he"
Sable came to
the ring for her match and a fine young blonde came
into the ring
and gave her a
yellow rose. The fine young thing was escorted out
of the ring by
security as
Sable looked on and seemed puzzled by what just
happened. He
opponent, The
Spider Lady, who was dressed head-to-toe in black
and wearing a
mask, charged
in and jumped Sable. She beat Sable with her belt,
as Lawler said
the last person
to portray Spider Lady was The Fabulous Moola. The
Oddities,
Golga, Kurggan,
Giant Silva and George "The Animal" Steel rushed in
and pulled
Spider Lady off
of Sable. Spider Lady removed her hood and revealed
herself to
be Luna. Luna
argued with The Oddities, who wondering why she
jumped Sable. As
she left, Luna
yelled back at them, "its about me and what I
deserve."
We saw The
Oddities tending to Sable, who had a big welt on her
right shoulder.
Luna should be
horse whipped for damaging "The Perfect 14," on The
1-10 Scale.
The next match
was X-Pac v. BM for the European Championship. Prior
to the
match, we saw a
clip from Heat last night of Kane Choke Slamming
X-Pac twice and
another of BM
losing The Hardcore Title to Road Dog last week on
RAW. The match
was X-Pac's
speed v. BM's power. BM controlled most of the match
until X-Pac was
able to land
several big Kicks and followed up with The Bronco
Buster, to the
delight of the
crowd. Test came to ringside, and was followed by
Val Venis who
jumped him. BM
left the ring to help Test and soon all four men
were going at it
on the floor.
Winner - None,
the match was thrown out
We next saw
Emperor McMahon in a workout video. Prince Shane was
pumping him up
with a "Kill
Austin Attitude." Lawler called him "McMuscles."
We saw a shoot
of the door to the Arena as we waited for HBK to
arrived. Lawler
said it was
coming from "The McMahon Cam."
The next match
was a team one, pitting Goldust and Steve Blackman
v. Owen Hart
and Double J,
who was accompanied by Debra McMichael. Debra was
showing a ton of
cleavage, and
if her shirt got any shorter, it could have been
used as a belt.
Prior to the
match we saw two clips of Blackman unmasking The
Blue Blazer, once
it was Owen and
the other time Double J. The crowd chanted "Nugget."
Owen had
The
Sharpshooter locked on Blackman when Dan Severn,
wearing a neck brace, came
to ringside.
Owen released the hold and went to the floor and
told
Severn he was
sorry for
hurting him.
Severn stalked Owen
around the ring, until Double J
pulled Debra in
front of him. Owen got back in the ring but was
still distracted
by
Severn, allowing
Blackman to roll him up for the victory.
Winners -
Goldust and Steve Blackman
We saw Triple H
and Chyna heading to the ring. Chyna was wearing a
halter top,
showing ample
cleavage and tight short shorts.
We saw The
Acolytes, Bradshaw and Farooq beating the crap out
of Dennis Knight
in the parking
lot after pulling him out of his car. They stuffed
him in he
trunk and drove
off. We never found out who "he" is.
The next match
was for The Intercontinental Title, pitting Triple H
v. Ken Shamrock
(C). All of DX
was with Triple H and The Corporate Team was with
Shamrock. Triple H did
his "Are you
ready" bit to a big pop. During the match Cole made
a comment about
bringing signs
to RAW. He said they were welcome as long as they
were kept clean
and the WWF
reserved the right to confiscate obscene ones. This
was a very hard
fought and
tough match, with both men landing big time blows.
Shamrock went
after Triple
H's surgically corrected left knee, and locked in
his Ankle Submission
Hold. Triple H
managed to reach the ropes, but Shamrock wouldn't
release it. The
referee DQ'd
Shamrock and he still refused to release it. A free
for all broke
out as DX made
the save and Test and BM came in. Kane stood on the
floor
watching until
The Stooges urged him to join in. When Kane got into
the ring, DX
took of and
tended to Triple H.
Winner - Triple
H by DQ - Shamrock retains the Title
Kevin Kelly
backstage and talked with Bad @$$, who said that
Shamrock has "his"
Intercontinental (IC) Title. Shamrock came over and
they traded insults.
Mark "Sexual
Chocolate" Henry came to the ring accompanied by
D'Lo Brown. He
apologized to
"his girl Chyna" for what happened last week with
Terri Runnels
and Jacqueline,
and said he wants her back. The Pretty Mean Sisters
(PMS), Terri
and Jacqueline
came to the ring. Terri said Mark should get down on
his knees,
as they are not
finished with him yet. D'Lo took the mic and called
them "Ring
Rats," and told
them to "back off." Chyna came to the ring and said
"Mark may be
a gentleman,
but I'm not," and "this is the first, last and only
time" she was
going to tell
PMS to "stay away from my man." Henry went bananas.
Chyna does
love him!
Jacqueline got in Chyna's face and Chyna introduced
her rear to the
canvas with a
shove. PMS made a hasty retreat, as Chyna told them,
"next time I
wont be so
nice." It looks like PMS can handle a 400 pound man,
but are afraid
of Chyna. Now
that I think about it, I don't blame them. Chyna
turned to Mark
and said, "I'll
see you later." The man was smiles from ear to ear.
We saw The
Emperor, Prince and The Stooges huddling backstage.
Shamrock, BM,
Test and Kane were searching backstage for
"someone."
A short clip
was run showing the highlights of 1998 in the WWF.
Shamrock, BM,
Test and Kane found who they were looking for. We
saw them
destroying The
Godfather, as his Ho's looked on and were not happy.
We saw a shot
of the entrance to the Arena, waiting HBK's arrival.
Bad @$$ came to
the ring for his match v. The Godfather and said he
should be
the IC Champion
and that the next time he sees Shamrock, he was
going to kick
his @$$. Prince
Shane came out and there was a change in the
program, and that
Bad @$$'s
opponent would be Kane instead of The Godfather.
Kane came to the
ring,
accompanied by The Stooges, and seemed somewhat
reluctant about it. The
match was all
Kane as he wiped the ring up with Bad @$$. When Bad
@$$ was
knocked to the
floor, Shamrock ran down and applied his Ankle
Submission Hold,
while The
Stooges distracted the referee. He released it after
a while and threw
Bad @$$ back
into the ring. Kane hit him with a Choke Slam and
went for the
cover. The
Stooges told Kane they wanted him to punish Bad @$$
some more, so
Kane delivered
a second Choke Slam. The Stooges wanted Kane to hit
a third and
he was set to,
when the rest of DX, X-Pac, Triple H and Road Dog,
charged in and made
the save.
Winner - None
Announced - Loser - Bad @$$
The Rock came
to the announcers table to do commentary for the
next match. It
was for the
Hardcore Championship, and pitted Road Dog (C) v.
Mankind, in a No
Holds Barred,
Anything Goes, Falls Count Anywhere Match. Prior to
the start of
the match, we
saw HBK arriving in the Arena. Throughout the match,
The Rock kept
us in stitches
with his funny comments about Road Dog and Mankind,
as well as
Cole and The
King. He is one of a kind. He called the match one
involving
"pieces of
Trailer Park Trash." The match quickly went outside
and they went to
the top of the
ramp where Mankind went and got a technicians table
from
backstage and
blasted Doggie with it. It looks like the
technicians use Acme
Table Company's
top grade tables since it didn't break. Doggie
returned the
favor, and it
still didn't break. Back at ring side, where Mankind
pulled a Tool
Box out from
under the ring and swung it at Doggie, who blocked
it. Road Dog
nailed Mankind
with a metal Tray he found under the ring. Back in
the ring and
Doggie hit
Mankind with a chair, and then DDT'd him on it, went
for pin, but
Mankind kicked
out. Mankind came back with a Pile Driver on the
chair, placed
the Tray on
Doggie's face, as he lay on the chair, and hit a Leg
Drop. Doggie
kicked out of a
pin. They went back to the floor and out into the
crowd, and
into an
equipment storage area. There Mankind threw a piece
of electronic gear
at Doggie, but
missed. Doggie strangled Mankind with cable. Mankind
pulled Mr.
Socko out and
applied The Mandible Claw. He released it and put
Doggie onto a
table, climbed
a six foot (or so) wall and came down on him,
putting him thru
the table. It
must have been a standard issue table from Acme. The
Rock charged
in and nailed
Mankind with Rock Bottom and rolled Doggie onto him
where he got
the pin.
When Doggie saw
the replay on the TitanTron, he said he didn't want
the victory
that way and
left upset,
Winner - Road
Dog - Retains Hardcore Championship
Loser - Another
Acme Table, although we got to see their top-of-the
line one
Emperor McMahon
came to the ring and said he wanted to handle the
next matter
personally and
left The Corporation backstage. He challenged HBK to
come to the
ring. Any
doubts he would? I thought not. HBK came to the ring
and The Emperor
went into a
tirade about how he made HBK a star and an Icon,
spending "millions
of dollars"
doing so. He ran footage from this past March, just
prior to
Wrestlemania.
In it, HBK was telling The Emperor that The Emperor
needed him,
and another
clip from last week that showed HBK holding The
Corporation back
when they
wanted to rescue Prince Shane as Mankind was
relocating his anal
orifice. He
then called HBK an "ingrate," questioning how he
could do that. He
called HBK "a
great Superstar, but as a Commissioner, you suck."
Saying that "he
doesn't lay
down for anyone " (quoting an old HBK line), fired
HBK. HBK turned
around to
leave, but then faced The Emperor and put his lights
out. The crowd
loved it. HBK
took his jacket off and prepared to continue, but
The Corporation
rushed in and
saved McMahon's royal butt from a severe @$$
kicking.
Another
excellent program ended on that note.
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McMahon opens
RAW stating that HBK will get what's coming to him.
He says that
although he is
confident that his Team Corporate can handle DX and
HBK and
Val/Godfather
and Mankind, he admits that his forces are spread
too thin. He
likens himself
to the New York Yankees, that he will assemble a
team of All
Stars to win
championship after championship through his money.
The main event
is announced to
be Bossman, Kane and Test vs. Triple H, BillyGunn,
Val Venis and
the Godfather
(looking for revenge from their beatings) in a
handicap match. The
Corporation
starts off strong, but the extra man advantage takes
its toll, as
everyone
wonders why Vince would put his team at such a
disadvantage. Then, all
is revealed.
Near the very end of RAW, the Giant emerges from
below the ring!
Chokeslam on
the Dx-ers and on Val and Godfather. Raw ends.
Next week,
McMahon announces that his newest acquisition is
Titan, the Corporate
Giant (the name
from some rumors I have previously heard on the
net). Now, he is
happy. He says
Shamrock can take care of Bad Ass, Bossman can
handle Road Dogg,
Test and Kane
can deal with Venis, Godfather and that runt X-Pac,
and since
Triple H and
HBK will kill each other anyway, Titan is just a
backup plan.
McMahon also
says that the Rock shouldn't worry about Mankind
either. Vince has
something in
store for Mick.
Over the next
few weeks, the usual plot development occurs, with
the Corporates
and DX
escalating their feud and Val/Godfather becoming
major players in this
game. Rumors
fly all over as to what Vince meant by don't worry
about Mankind.
At the Rumble,
all is revealed once more. During the Rock vs.
Mankind rematch, a
big guy dressed
like Mankind, except that his costume is black, with
some blue,
rather than
Mankind's brown, and this guy is bigger, attacks
Mickey, allowing
the Rock yet
another cheap win.
The next night
on RAW, the now monstrous Corporation of the Rock,
Shamrock
(minus the IC
belt he lost to Gunn), Bossman, Kane, Test, Titan,
and this new
man come out.
Vince announces his newest acquisition (Balls
Mahoney of ECW) is
known as
McMankind, the Corporate Hardcore maniac. And the
plot thickens....
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