Issue # 121
Date:
Wednesday January 6th, 1999
10:28 am
The Wrestling
Booking Sheet
LUGER QUESTIONED IN
FAN INCIDENT
Reported by Joe De
Leon and Sister
Midnight of the Big
3 Newsboard,
found at:
http://www.wrestlingpages.com/big3
Pro Wrestler
Questioned By Police
From Knight-Ridder
Thursday, December
31, 1998
This New Year's Eve,
one professional
wrestling fan might
make a
resolution to pick
someone else as her
favorite grappler.
Wheelchair
bound Kerri Wilson,
age 14, had saved up
two months worth of
allowance
so her mother would
take her to the
World Championship
Wrestling event
held at the Spectrum
last night.
Unfortunately, not
all of her
memories of the
event will be happy
ones. Witnesses say
approximately
an hour before the
show, Ms. Wilson and
her mother
approached World
Championship
Wrestling star Lex
Luger (real name,
Larry Pfhol) for an
autograph as
he entered the arena
through a rear
entrance. An avid
autograph
seeker, Ms. Wilson
was delighted to
have one of her
favorite star's
autograph. But once
Wilson and her
mother approached
Mr. Luger, things
took a turn for the
worse. Ms. Wilson's
mother says Luger
gave the
girl a "look of
contempt" and made a
demeaning comment on
her physical
condition. The
resilient Ms. Wilson
retorted Luger's
verbal assault on
her dignity, only to
be given a rude
gesture by Luger as
he walked
away. Ms. Wilson's
mother promptly
filed a complaint to
the local
police, who later
questioned Luger
after the show. The
Philadelphia
authorities would
not comment on the
case, but World
Championship
Wrestling management
stated that while
Luger's actions were
inappropriate, Luger
had fallen ill and
was working the
night's match
with a stomach
virus, which did not
help his demeanor.
Luger was taken
off the following
weeks tour of house
shows, due,
according to World
Championship
Wrestling officials,
to the
aforementioned
virus.
Meanwhile, back at
the
Wilson home, Ms
Wilson's father,
Thomas Wilson,
had this to say.
"While Kerri still
enjoys watching
wrestling on
Monday nights, she
now watches another
wrestling
promotion's program
because of the
conduct of World
(Championship)
Wrestling wrestlers
at
the event at the
Spectrum, namely Mr.
Lex Luger."
Reported by Joe De
Leon & Sister
Midnight of the Big
3 Newsboard,
found at:
http://www.wrestlingpages.com/big3
NITRO CORRECTION
Buff Bagwell was
mocking the coach of
The Atlanta Falcons,
not Ric
Flair, on last
night's Nitro. My
mistake, I think I
have tunnel
vision when heart
attack angles and
wrestling go
together.
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ROUNDING THE SQUARED
CIRCLE
RAW -
JANUARY 4, 1999 -
WORCHESTER, MA
BY
SAMJERRY
VISIT my Home Page:
http://members.aol.com/~samjerry
The program opened
with a clip showing
Shawn "HBK" Michaels
nailing
Emperor McMahon with
a Sweet Chin Music
after he was fired.
This was
followed by a clip
showing some of the
highlights of HBK's
career in
the WWF.
The Corporation came
to the ring.
Included were
Emperor McMahon,
Prince McMahon, The
Stooges (Pat
Patterson and Jerry
Briscoe), Test,
The Rock, Kane, Ken
Shamrock and The Big
Bossman (BM). Kane
had a sign
on his back that
said "Briscoe's Body
Shop," an apparent
attempt at
humor by Jerry
Briscoe. Methinks
Kane wont find it
funny when he
discovers it. The
Emperor told the
fans not to hold
their breath
waiting for HBK to
show up as he
promised last night
on Heat, saying
the one thing HBK
isn't is brave, as
he knows he will be
"dismembered"
if he does. He said
he is making an
example out of HBK,
just as he
will do with
everyone who
disparages The
Prince.
HBK's picture came
up on the TitanTron
and he came and said
"The
sheriff is back in
town and has brought
the cavalry." With
that, DX
came out. Included
were Triple H,
X-Pac, The New Age
Outlaws (NAO) Road
Dogg and Bad @$$,
and Chyna. HBK
told The Emperor
that he checked with
his lawyers and
McMahon couldn't
fire him since he
had "an iron clad
contract." The only
way he would
ever leave would be
if he resigned and
he has had no
intentions of
resigning, and
McMahon would be
hearing the Sweet
Chin Music for a
long time. He added
that McMahon himself
had given him
control over
every WWF superstar
except Stone Cold
Steve Austin (SCSA),
and he the
exercised his power
as Commissioner by
making The Emperor
No. Two in
the Royal Rumble.
The crowd went wild
and The Emperor was
beside
himself. He finished
by saying he is
leaving to get a
surprise for The
Emperor, promising
to return within two
hours with something
that will
drive him "Stone
Cold Crazy." This
sent the crowd thru
the roof.
Michaels and DX
embraced and left
together. Is the
"Old DX" back
together again?
Michael "I Am Not A
Todd Pettengill
Clone" Cole and
Jerry "The King
Lawler" were at the
announcers table.
Note to Good Old JR:
Please get
well and come back
soon. You are sorely
missed.
The first match was
Ken Shamrock,
Intercontinental
Champion, v. Steve
"The Lethal Weapon"
Blackman, in a
non-title match.
During the match,
Dan Severn came to
ringside.
Severn was wearing a
neck brace, due to
the neck injury he
suffered at the
hands of Owen Hart.
The match was
very rough with
martial arts and
rough house tactics
throughout. When
Shamrock saw
Severn, they
exchanged words.
Eventually, Severn
got up
on the apron and
Shamrock punched
him, knocking him
off. He got back
up and the referee
went over to chase
him while Shamrock
watched. Bad
@$ ran in and nailed
Shamrock with The
Rocker Dropper.
Blackman
covered Shamrock for
the victory. A very
pissed Shamrock
raced up the
ramp, apparently
after Bad @$$.
Winner - Steve
Blackman
We saw a picture of
the cover of the
latest Southwest
Airlines
Magazine, "Spirit."
It has a picture of
The Rock and The
Emperor on it.
We next saw Shamrock
and Bas @$$ fighting
in the hallway in
the locker
room area. It took
several referees and
WWF officials to
break them up.
Mankind came to the
ring. He said he has
learned a few things
about
himself in recent
weeks. For the first
time in his life, he
grabbed a
man's testicles, and
enjoyed doing it "in
a manly kind of
way." He
also said it was the
first time he used
the words "Suck it"
without a
"Please" ahead of
them. He added that
he has made a hobby
out of
"kicking the
'McMahon's' @$$es,"
and likes it. He
added that he made
The Prince "cry like
a 2 year old with a
soiled diaper" and
enjoyed
bouncing The Emperor
around. He next
asked for a Title
shot against
The Rock at The
Royal Rumble.
Continuing on, he
said he sees signs
in
Arenas saying "Foley
is God," however,
they must have left
out a
letter, as they
should read "Foley
is Damn Good."
Emperor McMahon came
out and told Mankind
he was "a
disgusting, decrepit
disfigured
monster," who had
blown his
opportunities,
didn't deserve a
title
shot, and "hasn't
paid his dues." He
went on to tell
Mankind (or
whatever name he
wanted to use) that
he should have
listened to him
and not the fans.
The crowd booed the
crap out of The
Emperor and
cheered Mankind when
he acknowledged
doing it for the
fans. The
Emperor said,
however, being the
wonderful person he
is, he will allow
Mankind to face
Triple H tonight,
with the winner
being allowed to
enter
the Royal Rumble.
The referee will be
fair and impartial,
and will be
Prince Shane. After
showing a clip of
Mankind kicking the
crap out of
The Prince on the
TitanTron, The
Emperor closed with
"Have a nice
day," obviously
designed to irritate
Mankind.
We got a shot of
Chyna talking to the
Mystery Woman she
came out with
on Heat last night.
The next match
pitted Mark "Sexual
Chocolate" Henry v.
Goldust, who
came out to a major
pop. Goldust fought
hard to combat
Henry's
strength advantage.
Chyna and the
Mystery Woman from
Heat came out and
watched the match
from the ramp. When
Henry saw them he
was
distracted, allowing
Goldie to set him up
for, and delivered
Shattered
Dreams. Goldust was
disqualified for
"unsportsman like
conduct." Chyna
and the Woman came
to the ring to
assist Henry who was
rolling around
in pain. Chyna went
over, kissed him and
helped him up. She
told him
"the other night was
incredible," but
"she wasn't enough
woman for
Mark, and Mark was
too much man for
her." She went on to
say that she
knows he likes "tall
women and exotic
dancers," and that
she and
"Sammy" had
something for him.
With that, he
fainted on the spot.
Chyna and Sammy
revived him and they
left together. Sammy
looks an
awful like a
fugitive from the
Jerry Springer Show,
more man than
woman. You don't
suppose..Nah, not
the WWF.
Winner - Mark Henry
By DQ
Loser - Mark Henry
Family Jewels
Winner - Mark Henry
- Later, Maybe
We saw a short clip
from the
inauguration of
Jesse "The Mind"
Ventura
as Governor of
Minnesota earlier in
the day.
We saw Dennis Knight
hanging by his arms
from chains in what
appeared
to be a dungeon.
The next match was
The Godfather, who
was accompanied by
four of his
finest Ho's, v.
Test. The Godfather
did his "Pimpin'
Ain't Easy" bit
to a big pop.
Amazing what
becoming a "Pimp"
will do for ones
popularity. Prior to
the match, we saw
two clips:
the first was The
Corporation
attacking The
Godfather, and the
second
was Val Venis
charging down to
nail Test as he was
watching a match at
ringside. This was
in retaliation for
Test's earlier
transgression
against him. The
match was short. but
very high impact. It
went
quickly to the floor
where they bounced
each other off the
steps and
guard rail. The
referee threw the
match out. Venis
raced down and
attacked Test. It
took a slew of
referees and WWF
officials to pull
them apart. After
they were separated,
they broke away and
went at it
again. We have not
seen the last of Val
and Test.
Winner - None, The
Referee threw the
match out (Double
Count Out)
We saw HBK and DX
laughing it up in
the locker room
area.
The next match was
Triple H,
accompanied by
Chyna, vs. Mankind,
with Prince
Shane as the
"impartial" referee.
Both men got big
pops when they came
out. Mankind
controlled the early
part of the match,
hitting a Face
First Slam. Triple H
fought back with a
Clothesline and
pounded Mankind.
Mankind threw Triple
H to the floor and
nailed him with a
Baseball Slide
and Elbow as he
tried to get back
in. Triple H hit a
Sunset Flip coming
off
the apron, but
Mankind held onto
the ropes. The
Prince kicked his
hands off and
counted the fastest
three ever heard.
Triple H took the
mic
and said,
"I'm sorry, but
business is
business, and a win
is a win," and he
will
take it anyway it
comes. He said
"Happy New Year,"
turned Shane, and
then hit him with
The Pedigree. He
then told Mankind
"he was all his."
Mankind took the mic
and told The Prince
he was going to show
him a
hold he learned. He
applied some type of
Shoulder Submission
Hold and
asked the crowd if
they wanted "to hear
his F'N shoulder
snap." The
crowd roared
approval as The
Prince screamed in
pain. The Emperor
and
The Stooges came
out, with The
Emperor screaming at
Mankind to let The
Prince go. Mankind
said he no longer
wanted a title shot
at the Royal
Rumble, he wanted it
tonight. The Emperor
said he could have
it, but
wanted him to
release Shane.
Mankind then said he
wanted it to be No
DQ Match. The
Emperor agreed and
Mankind finally
released the hold.
Shane rolled around
in pain and The
Stooges helped him
out of the
ring. As they headed
up the ramp, The
Rock came out and
said he wasn't
ready for a Title
match. The Emperor
screamed at him that
he was the
Champ and to get
ready. Neither was
real happy. Shane
wasn't dancing
around either. The
fans mobbed Mankind
as he left the ring.
Winner - Mankind,
although this wasn't
a match.
The next match was
Brood Member Edge,
who made his usual
entrance thru
the crowd v. D'Lo
Brown. Prior to the
match we saw clip
from last
weeks RAW of D'Lo
calling Terri
Runnels and
Jacqueline "Ring
Rats,"
and telling them to
stay away from Mark
Henry. This match
pitted two
of the real good up
and coming young
wrestlers around
today, and they
displayed some of
their talent. Edge
hit a Plancha over
the top rope
onto D'Lo out on the
floor. D'Lo hit a
major Running Power
Bomb, but
didn't go for the
cover right away and
Edge kicked out when
he did.
Edge came back and
hit a High Cross
Body, however, when
he went for
another aerial move,
D'Lo was ready and
planted him. The
Pretty Mean
Sisters (PMS), Terri
Runnels and
Jacqueline came to
ringside. Terri
got up on the apron,
got into a screaming
contest with D'Lo
and
somehow slipped off
as she went for the
steps. D'Lo never
touched her.
She grabbed her
stomach in pain,
having apparently
hurt herself, being
several months
pregnant. She was
carried out on a
stretcher, as D'Lo
watched, obviously
very upset.
Jacqueline screamed
at poor D'Lo.
Winner - None, Match
stopped
After a commercial,
we saw Terri being
attended to by a
doctor, with
D'Lo and Jacqueline
looking on. She was
concerned for her
baby,
however, the doctor
couldn't tell her
anything. I question
the wisdom
of this angle.
Kane comes to the
ring accompanied by
The Stooges and The
Prince. On
the way to the ring,
Briscoe again put a
sign on Kane's back
that read
"Brisco Brothers
Body Shop." In the
ring, Patterson made
fun of Kane
behind his back.
This was a perfect
example of two
@$$holes proving
The Peter Principle,
that one rises to
their level of
incompetence and
remains there. The
Prince announced the
next match would be
a Handicap
Match, looked up the
ramp and announced
it would be Kane vs.
The
Stooges, Patterson
and Brisco. The ring
crew could have been
used at
this point to clean
up the brown
mountain building up
around The
Stooges. Emperor
McMahon came out and
said The Stooges
were
responsible for The
Prince's "emotional
scarring," and Kane
would make
them pay. This
proves that while
not too bright, The
Stooges are
clairvoyant. You may
recall that the
night The Prince had
a second
@$$hole given him by
Mankind, they
"predicted" they
would have to do
"hard time" as a
result. Patterson
offered Kane a
cigarette and what
may have been candy
in an effort to save
his @$$. Kane Choke
Slammed
Brisco, while
Patterson went out
and got a chair. He
intended to hit
Kane with it, but
when Kane turned
around, he offered
him a seat. Kane
kicked it out into
the crowd, with a
kick that would warm
the heart of
any NFL coach. He
then Choke Slammed
Patterson. He next
crotched
Briscoe around the
ring post (ouch) and
dropped an Elbow
onto
Patterson's privates
(double ouch). Kane
then grabbed The
Prince by
the throat, but The
Emperor told him to
let him go or he
would send
him back to the
asylum. Kane left
the ring with Shane
trying to tell
him that he isn't
supposed to touch
him. The Emperor and
Prince
embraced (how
touching). The
Stooges argued among
themselves in the
ring.
Winner - Kane
Losers (In more ways
than one) - The
Stooges
Winner - Love
between a father and
son
We again saw Knight
hanging in the
"dungeon," yelling
for help. The
Acolytes, Farooq and
Bradshaw came in and
Knight was heard
screaming
"No."
The next match was
for the Hardcore
Championship, Falls
Count
Anywhere, No Holds
Barred and No DQ's,
pitting Road Dog (C)
v. Al
Snow, who was
accompanied by Head.
Head was still
wearing tape over
"her" mouth and
still covered with
the red fluid from
the "Bloodbath"
of a few weeks ago.
Snow was still
wearing the same
"Bloodbath"
covered shirt. Snow
placed Head on the
top of the ramp. He
went
backstage and peeked
out from under the
curtain. When Doggie
came out
and saw Head, and as
he was looking at
"her," Snow came out
and
attacked him from
behind. Snow stomped
Doggie and pounded
him down to
ringside, where
Doggie bounced him
head first off the
ring steps. Snow
came off the apron
and got hit with a
chair that Doggie
threw at him.
Doggie started to
open a table at
ringside, but Snow
nailed him with a
chair and knocked
him into the crowd.
Snow opened the
table and when
Doggie came back
over the guard rail,
set him up on it.
Snow tried to
put Doggie thru the
table with a
Moonsault off the
guard rail, but
Doggie moved and
Snow went thru it.
Both men were lying
on the floor.
Doggie recovered
first and went for
the pin, but Snow
kicked out.
Doggie hit Snow over
the head three times
with a Metal Tray.
They
fought their way to
the equipment area,
where Snow thru
Doggie into
the lighting tower.
Doggie leaned a
table against the
guard rail,
threw Snow into and
thru it. He followed
with an Ax Handle
leaping off
the stage steps.
They fought
backstage, where
Snow threw Doggie
into a
wall and strangled
him with a hose. He
then turned the hot
water on
and gave Doggie an
early bath,
following that by
throwing a box of
Toilet Paper at him
(to dry himself)?
and next Snow broke
a broom over
his back. Doggie
fought back as he
threw Snow into a
box of supplies
and then into a cart
of potted plants.
Snow threw one of
the plants at
Doggie and missed,
however, he didn't
miss when he smashed
one over
his head. He then
threw him into a
pile of steel pipes
and jabbed him
in the stomach with
one of them. Doggie
Irish Whipped Snow
into a
shelving unit and
nailed him with a
Fire Extinguisher,
knocking him
thru an exit door
and out into the
loading dock area,
where it was
snowing rather hard.
Doggie nailed him
with a shot using a
Snow Shovel
(what else)?
knocking him into a
Wheel Barrow, which
he ran into a
steel door. They
exchanged punches as
the referee tried to
keep from
slipping on the
snow. Snow threw
Doggie into a chain
link fence and
returned the favor
with the Fire
Extinguisher. Doggie
blasted Snow
with a Pile Driver
onto a pile of
Wooden Sleds (?) and
pinned him out
there. Doggie went
back into the ring
and got a tremendous
pop. Lawler
said he thought this
was a heck of a
match, even though
he hates Snow
and isn't too fond
of Doggie. This was
a match that ECW
would be proud
of.
Winner - Road Dog,
retains the Hardcore
Championship
Back to the saga of
Dennis Knight. This
time we saw him
thrown into a
room by The
Acolytes, who locked
the door and stood
guard outside.
We saw HBK lying
against the broken
windshield of an
automobile, with
his face a bloody
mask. We went back
and saw what
happened. HBK was
trying to get into
his car. He wasn't
able to, so went
back to the
door, only to find
it locked. As he
pounded on the door
trying to get
someone's attention,
we heard a voice
that sounded a lot
like The
Emperor's call him.
At the same time,
The Corporation
charged into
him. The camera was
knocked out of the
cameraman's hands so
we
couldn't see what
was going on. That
is where we picked
up with HBK on
the wind shield. He
was attended to my
paramedics, loaded
in an
ambulance and driven
to the hospital.
The next match was
the Main Event for
the WWF
Championship,
pitting
The Rock (C) v.
Mankind, and was a
No DQ Match. All of
DX came out
with Mankind and The
Corporation with the
Rock. The Rock
controlled
the early part of
the match that soon
went to the floor.
The Rock
bounced Mankind off
the Announcers Table
and Irish whipped
him into
the steel steps. He
then hit a Suflex
out on the floor and
grabbed
Lawler's headset. He
told Mankind he was
"sending him to The
Smack
Down Hotel, at the
corner of Know Your
Role Boulevard and
Jabronie
Drive." When he went
to nail Mankind with
a Water Bottle,
Mankind
reversed it and
grabbed the headset.
He said he was
looking good
tonight. The Rock
nailed Mankind with
Rock Bottom, putting
him thru
through the
Announcer's Table
(as the stock in The
Acme Table and
Chair Company
skyrocketed). Lawler
said we will see a
winner in this
match and Cole said
"not like that other
league." They later
mentioned
that the WWF doesn't
go off the air in
the middle of big
events. Back
in the ring and The
Rock hit The
Corporate Elbow,
went for the cover,
but Mankind kicked
out. The Bossman
distracted the
referee allowing
our brave Champion
to introduce
Mankind's head to
the Title Belt. The
Rock again went for
the cover, but once
again Mankind
escaped. Mankind
hit The Rock with a
Double Arm DDT onto
the belt, and went
for the
cover to no avail.
Mr. Socko made an
appearance, however,
Shamrock
came in and blasted
Mankind with a chair
(and Acme's stock
looked even
better). The
Corporation and DX
got into a brawl at
ringside to
absolutely no one's
surprise. Enter SCSA
and The Rock had an
up close
and personal meeting
with another chair
(Why didn't I buy
Acme stock
sooner?). Proving
that his mother
didn't raise any
dummies, Mankind
covered The Rock and
got the victory. You
heard it fight
folks,
Mankind is the new
WWF Champion! The
crowd went insane.
SCSA gave The
Emperor a twin
middle finger salute
and threw his hat at
him. Doggie
grabbed the mic and
introduced "The New
WWF World Champion"
Mankind
then dedicated his
victory to his
children. The crowd
was blowing the
roof off the Arena
with the noise they
were making. SCSA
threw The
Emperor another
salute as he left.
DX held Mankind
aloft on their
shoulders. Emperor
McMahon was beside
himself. At the top
of the ramp,
he promised The Rock
that he would get
another shot at the
Title.
Mankind went around
the ring shaking
hands with the fans.
The program
ended with the Arena
still rocking.
Winner - Mankind,
and new WWF Champion
- Dreams do come
true
This was one hell of
a show. It had to be
with WCW coming from
the
Georgia Dome and a
match for the WCW
Championship
scheduled between
Kevin Nash and
Goldberg.
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