Issue # 224
Date: Saturday April 24th,
1999
The Wrestling Booking Sheet
A RUDE AWAKENING
By Steve Appy
At this point, the
cause of Rick Rude's death is unknown. There is word of
prescription drugs and
muscle enhancers, and everybody with a keyboard has their
own theory on what
caused his death. While I don't have a clinical diagnosis, I
do cast partial blame
on the wrestling business itself.
People are dying, and
they are dying at rates unparalleled in any other
profession. Brian
Pillman. Eddie Gilbert. Art Barr. John Studd. Kerry Von
Erich. Larry Cameron.
Louie Spicoli. With the exception of Studd, none of
these men reached the
age of forty. Wrestlers pass out on airplanes and prove
to be difficult to
revive. One of WCW's top stars has a bad habit of losing his
temper and lunging at
members of the audience (and they aren't plants). Another
top star spends 1998
abusing drugs and crashing his rent-a-cars and ends up
having it incorporated
into a storyline. "Surprise" drug tests are
administered, and
several neon signs have advanced warning.
Before the 4/15
Thunder and the 4/19 Nitro, Time Warner insisted that WCW
test
the talent. Despite
massive evidence to the contrary, WCW does not itself feel
that routine, REGULAR
drug tests are in order. That said, its fortunate that
WCW is a member of the
Time Warner family and outside pressure can be exerted.
Previous drug tests
have usually (but not always) been given to low level
talent, and a definite
double standard has existed.
The WWF feels no such
pressure. In 1991 the WWF instituted a drug testing
policy that they
claimed would be the toughest in sports; Wrestlemania 8
quickly
burst that bubble.
When Sid was caught substituting a urine sample just weeks
before headlining in
the main event, the WWF made their priorities clear: no
suspension, no
treatment. Revenue was the key, and a consistent policy
wasn’t
important.
At this point, the WWF
does not have routine drug testing; wrestlers are tested
for drugs only if a
problem is suspected. While many felt that Brian Pillman's
death would change
this policy, the WWF had one response: putting Melanie
Pillman on RAW the
next night, in a move that may have been as classless as any
in memory.
Of course, drug
testing is not infallible. Prescription pain killers (with a
valid prescription, of
course) are legal. Louie Spicoli would have passed a drug
test; Human Growth
Hormone, steroids far more dangerous alternative, can not be
detected. Somas would
be legal; what about alcohol, as dangerous a substance as
any? A drug test is
powerless here.
Marijuana would be
detected, although it is a far safer substitute for most of
the pain medication
that keeps so many wrestlers going. Common sense and
compassion appear to
be the answer, both from the boys and the front office.
Mandated treatment is
often effective when the signs are that obvious, as they
were with Pillman.
To this day, a large
physique is a powerful tool when obtaining a push, with
Scott Steiner as the
prime example. As long as a Steiner is pushed above a
Benoit, the companies
priorities are crystal clear. I'm afraid that there are
no easy answers and I
feel that there will be little forthcoming. Danger signs
were ignored when
Pillman died, they were ignored when Spicoli died. How do we
reconcile very real
civil liberties issues when people are dying? Will Rick
Rude's death make a
dent? Will anybody but his family, friends, and hardcore
fans even remember in
a month?
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THE RAVISHING
ONE IN FLORIDA
Submitted by reader:
Scott Levison (z800525a)
Since it seems
everybody has wriiten about Rick's work in World Class,
NWA/WCW
and the WWF, I'd like
to share my memories of Rude when he worked for the
Grahams...
I first saw Rick Rude
work in '85 when I moved to
Florida...he and Jesse Barr
held the tag titles
and the Ravishing One held the Southern title. At the live
cards I attended, he
generated a lot of heat, but he was a great worker. I had
read about him before
then in the mags but when Iactually saw him work...
Rude was great at the
mic...when he lost the Southern title to Wahoo McDaniel,
becuse of Kevin
Sullivan's interference, his mic work directed at Sullivan
was
classic: "Sullivan!
You *costed* me my Southern title! I won't forget that, you
nimrod!" (Yes, he used
the word "costed.")
Not sure if he
actually WROTE it (I bet he didn't), but in a late '85 issue
of
The Wrestler there was
a article with his byline titled "Why I Am Simply
Ravishing." Funny
article...made me laugh as I read it. How many people
realize
that Rick Rude was the
first tag team partner of Lex Luger??????
I only wish I had the
opportunity to just meet the man and maybe toss a few
beers with him and
just talk about the biz...
Rest In Peace,
Rick...you did us all proud!
Scott Levison
z800525a
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RUDE THE
MAN
Submitted by reader:
Rik65
Just a quick note on
Rick Rude..................
I never actually met
the man, but back in 1990 when he was with the WWF they
came to the UTC Arena
in
Chattanooga. At that time I
worked security for events
there and was working
the concourse that night. They were shooting for the
Saturday Night Main
Event and the other syndicated shows. The crowd was packed
and loud. At one point
during the evening, I went just outside of the doors
where several people
were hanging over the rails looking below to the main floor
(back) entrance. They
were watching wrestlers come in and out.
When I stepped to the
rail, Rick Rude emerged from the doors below and went to a
car parked just by the
doors. A girl a few feet away began yelling at him for
an autograph as he was
loading his car to leave. He looked up and waved, said
he had to go. She kept
pleading and he said if she would run down there he
would give her a hug
and kiss. It didn't take her long to get there and she
hugged and kissed him
on the cheek. He chatted for a second with her and waved
at all the other
people leaning over the rail (not many there since show was
still going on) and
talked to them as well. He never once seemed put off that
these people were
wanting to interact with him as he was trying to leave, in
fact he seemed to be
in even less a hurry at that point. He could of gotten in
his car and drove off,
ignoring everyone, yet
took the time.
Everytime I would see
him on TV after that playing the heel with that great
pre-match run down of
the crowd ("You backwoods, tobacco-chewing,
Chattanooga
red necks"), I would
think of how nice the guy really was to a few fans off
camera, as a real
person.
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A MOMENT TO RECOLLECT
Submitted by reader:
SKiTTLZ678
The whole world, even
outside of wrestling has been filled with tragedy. The
Columbine H.S.
shooting, I'm sure you've all heard of that. People in the
NY
area know of the
Diallo killing, and the Kosovo crisis. Keep the world with
peace. And when you
turn to
TNT at 8, think of the stern
face that you'll never
seen again, and will
miss dearly.
Rick Rude, RIP
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LEADERSHIP
Submitted by reader:
LouieLzrd5
I read the article the
other day about the leadership role of Dx, and it brought
up a good point. Who
will now take the leadership role in DX? But would it
really be that bad if
DX had no leader? Typically stables have always had a
leader to be their
figurehead, but were they really that important? In my
opinion yes, but could
we all live with a stable without a leader? What role
does the leader play
that couldn't be lived without? Handling the mic? All
wrestlers work the mic
now. Its not like stable
members need someone
to lead them to the ring or get matches for them. Maybe
fans like leaders, I
dont know, but in my opinion we could make an exception, it
would keep a lot of
people happy.
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ROUNDING THE SQUARED
CIRCLE
ECW -
APRIL 23, 1999 - BUFFALO, NY
BY
SAMJERRY
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The program began with
ECW Owner Paul Heyman in a voice over, telling us that
the lives of Sabu, Rob
"Mr. PPV" Van Dam, The Dudley Boyz, Justin Credible and
Lance Storm would
change during the program.
After the regular
opening, Joey Styles was at the announcers position and said
that the New York
State Athletic Commission has confiscated all of their tapes
and taping equipment.
They are reviewing the tapes to see if they will revoke
Sabu's license. We
will hear more later.
The first match was a
tag team match pitting "The New and Improved" Full Blooded
Italians (FBI ),
Little Guido and Big Sal E. Graziano v. Balls Mahoney and
Axl
Rotten, who carried
their trusty Acme Chairs to the ring. The "New" FBI may be
"New," they might even
be "Improved," but at least they are finally Italian.
Joey referred to Big
Sal E. (and I do mean Big, like over 600 pounds, or 2,876
Pepperoni Pizza's) as
"The Big Salbowski." After a lot of maneuvering over who
would be begin, Guido
started v. Axl. Guido taunted Axl and headed for the
outside while he was
still in one piece. When he finally got the onions to get
back in, they
exchanged Hammerlocks. Guido had his on and Axl broke it
with a
back kick to Guido's
"Little Guido's." Axl abused Guido as the crowd chanted "We
want Balls." Axl
nailed Guido with a Shoulder Block, followed by an Arm
Wringer.
Balls came in and
delivered a Leg Drop to Guido's head after Axl took him down
with a Drop Toe Hold.
Guido raked Balls' across the eyes and hit him with a Drop
Kick. Big Sal E.
hauled his lard @$$ thru the ropes and threw Balls into a
corner and knocked him
to the mat using his size. He dared Balls to put him down
and Balls tried
unsuccessfully to with a Shoulder Block. Guido kicked balls
in
the back as he lay
against the ropes. Sal E. planted Balls with a Sidewalk Slam
(or was in a Rome Back
Street Cobble Stone Slam?), and followed with a Power
Slam. Guido came back
in and applied an Arm Breaker that Balls broke by going to
the ropes. Guido used
his speed to repeatedly nails Balls with a series of
Kicks, followed by an
Arm Bar and a Leg Drop. Sal E. came in and hit a Side
Slam, went for a
cover, but Balls kicked out. Guido came off Sal's shoulders,
but Balls moved and
Guido ate the mat. Balls was unable to make the tag and
Guido made him pay
with an Elbow Drop to the lower abdomen (the very lower
abdomen). From there
Guido applied a Headlock. Balls broke the hold with a
Belly-To-Back Suplex
and tagged Axl in. Axl punched away on Guido and took his
head off with a
Clothesline. All four men came into the ring, but Guido was
quickly sent to the
floor. Balls kicked Sal in his balls (poetic justice I
guess). In came the
Acme's and Sal took a major double chair shot, that got us
our first "Oh, my G-d"
from Joey Baby. From there it was an easy cover as Sal
dreamed of his next
plate of spaghetti and meat balls.
Winners - Balls
Mahoney and Axl Rotten
We saw clips from two
weeks ago of Steve Corrino mouthing off about being able
to beat Taz, Taz
coming to the ring, Corrino soiling his pants and them
offering
Chris Candido as a
substitute. This was followed by the match between Taz and
Candido, in which Taz
put Candido thru a table with The TazMissionPlex, injuring
his previously broken
neck. Taz then threw Candido off the gurney he was being
wheeled away on,
dragged him back to the ring and made him tap out to the
TazMisson. See my ECW
TV Report of April 9, 1999, for complete details.
Styles followed this
up with words that Candido is still out because of the
injury he sustained
and it is unclear how long he will be away. He said they are
still for the release
of the confiscated tapes.
The next match was
from Cyberslam '99, and pitted Popi Chulo v. Taka Michinoku,
and was shown
highlight style. Some of the action we saw included: Popi
took
Taka down with a move
off the ropes, following with a Slam, but missed a 450
Splash. Taka was
caught on the top turn buckle with a Hurricanrana followed
by a
Spinning DDT. Taka
kicked and punched Popi's face. Taka went to the floor. but
caught Popi as he went
for a move off the ropes. Taka was caught coming off the
top turn buckle by a
Missile Drop Kick. Taka was on the floor and got hammered
by a Somersault
Plancha as Popi came over the top rope. Back in the ring,
Taka
scored with a
Springboard Missile Drop Kick, a Splash, a Hurricanrana and
The
Michinoku Driver and
got the pin. Taka looked 1,000% better than he did in his
WWF days. Popi Chulo
also showed well. It looks like some wrestlers are better
suited for ECW's style
than for the WWF's.
Winner - Taka
Michinoku
Joey explained the
circumstances behind the programs opening, including Sabu's
status, by going over
what happened earlier in the evening. He did this with a
series of stills.
Tommy Dreamer came to the ring accompanied by Francine to
say
that Shane Douglas had
been attacked in the locker room by Justin Credible and
Lance Storm. Credible
and Storm followed Dreamer in and threatened Francine.
Dreamer tried to
protect her, but was pounded with Credible's Singapore Cane.
Tammy Lynn Bytch came
in and caned Francine as Credible and Storm held her. This
brought a bunch of
wrestlers to the ring, including Jerry Lynn. Credible and
Lynn had a series of
matches last year and when Credible spotted Lynn, he called
him out. Naturally
Lynn answered, and naturally he was double teamed by
Credible
and Storm. Super Crazy
got into the ring and an impromptu tag team match (aren't
they always the best
kind) got underway. Lynn pinned Credible to win the match,
however, the fun was
just beginning. I guess I should say here Winners - Jerry
Lynn and Super Crazy,
but that would ruin the story. Anyway, those fun loving
fellows from
Dudleyville, D-Von and Bubba Ray, raced in and attacked Lynn
and
Crazy. Their mentor
and guiding force, Joel "Is anyone going to finish Chicago,
I'm still a little
hungry" Gertner dragged his wide @$$ up on the apron and
told
Credible and Storm "We
owed you a few bucks, but now we're even." They disagreed
and said they wanted
the Tag Team Belts in payment. Hey, if you're asking, why
not go for it. Never
one to be left out at a party, Van Dam and Sabu's Manager
Bill "Fonzie" Alfonso
came down and slightly perturbed because everyone was
aware that Sabu has a
fractured jaw and has been prohibited from wrestling. At
this point, Van Dam
made his way to the ring and was prepared to take The Dudley
Boyz on by himself.
Ever the sportsman, Bubba Ray stepped aside and said that
D-Von could take Van
Dam on by himself, however, the Tag Team Titles would be on
the line. Van Dam
responded with a foot to Bubba Ray's mouth. I'm sure Bubba
Ray
has eaten stranger
things than Van Dam's foot, many of which had many more feet
than Van Dam as well.
Joey said they have
been given some of the tape back, and that Sabu has been
suspended. It seems
that Fonzie had his fractured jaw examined by a doctor from
the State Athletic
Commission and was banned from action. Because Sabu got
involved in the Van
Dam - D-Von match, he had been suspended.
We saw a short
memorial tribute to Rick Rude.
The next match was the
Main Event, Rob Van Dam (RVD) (C) v. D-Von Dudley, with
the ECW Tag Team
Titles on the line. Bubba Ray, Sign Guy Dudley and Fonzie
were
at ringside. The match
was picked up in progress. RVD nailed D-Von with a series
of kicks. D-Von
answered with a Power Bomb and attempted a pin. He then hit
an
Elbow Drop to RVD's
tummy, followed by a back Elbow and another pinning attempt.
D-Von pounded RVD in a
corner after raking his eyes. After a series of punches
by D-Von, RVD went for
a Tumbling Splash, but D-Von avoided it and came back
with a major slam.
Fonzie put RVD's leg on the ropes to prevent a pin. D-Von
hit
a Leg Drop off the top
turn buckle and again went for a pin. After RVD kicked
out, D-Von stomped his
head and again punched him repeatedly. RVD came back with
an assortment of
kicks, followed by a Scoop and a Slam, a Tumbling Senton
Splash, and went for a
pin. RVD reversed an attempt at a DDT and delivered his
patented Split Leg
Moonsault. Bubba got up on the apron and blasted the referee
into next month to
prevent the pin. Another referee came into the ring (from
the
Acme Referee Supply
and Eyeglass Co. ?) and took command. D-Von hit an Inverted
DDT and again went for
the pin. D-Von was unhappy with the referee's counting
speed and threatened
to introduce him to his right fist. RVD recovered and hit a
Leaping Side Kick
(that'll teach D-Von to argue with the referee). RVD then
air
mailed one of his
from-the-lights Frog Splashes (hang time was about 5
seconds).
Bubba Ray pulled the
referee out of the ring and introduced him to his right
fist..several
times..scratch another referee. A call to Acme and we had
our
third referee of the
match. D-Von gently landed a low blow and then not so
gently, a Pile Driver.
RVD again kicked out. much to the frustration of D-Von.
Bubba ray wasn't
exactly ecstatic about it either. The crowd chanted "Sabu."
The
ever resilient RVD
responded with a Spin Kick and a Drop Kick. After a punch to
the face, he crotched
D-Von on the top rope. Can you spell Van Daminator? Fonzie
placed the chair in
front of D-Von's face and RVD delivered it. Bubba Ray came
back in and we
scratched another referee, as Bubba Ray dropped an elbow on
him.
Bubba Ray and D-Von
double teamed RVD. Bubba hit him with a Bubba Slam. D-Von
covered him. the first
referee awoke and started the count. RVD kicked out.
Bubba Ray held RVD's
legs apart, above his head, allowing D-Von to Head Butt him
where it really hurts.
They next hit RVD with a combination Belly-To-Back Suplex
and Hangman's Neck
Breaker, a beautiful move. RVD again kicked out of a pin.
RVD
avoid an attempt at a
3-D Dudley Death Drop and leveled D-Von. He then blasted
Bubba Ray with a Van
Daminator. He went to the top turn buckle and was prepared
to end it with a Frog
Splash on D-Von when Lance Storm raced down and shoved him
off the turn buckle.
RVD handled 2-On-1, but 3-On-1 was a bit much. The Dudley
Boys obliterated him
with a 3-D Dudley Death Drop from the top turn buckle, a
new (to me anyway) and
most deadly version of it. RVD may miss meals for the
next three days. Storm
came into the ring and abused a helpless RVD, with
several Elbow Drops.
Sabu raced in and cleaned house..until that is, he got
clobbered with the
Singapore Cane by Credible, who came in to put a stop to
Sabu's heroics. This
is what led to Sabu's license being suspended. Credible and
Storm asked for the
Belts. the Dudley Boyz gave them the finger. What do you
know..honor among
heels, who would have thought? They done been Dudleyed. The
program ended on that
note.
Winners - The Dudley
Boyz - New (again) Tag Team Champions
As usual, a great show
by ECW.
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