Issue # 233
Date:
Saturday May 1st, 1999 11:31 am
The Wrestling Booking Sheet
MANKIND NEXT IN LINE FOR A
COMIC BOOK
Jose sent in the
following:
From Michael Doran's
MANIA.com NEWSARAMA (4/30/1999)
http://www.anotheruniverse.com/newsarama/index.html
- Professional
wrestling continues its assault on the world of comics in
August,
when WWF wrestler
Mankind gets his own one-shot special courtesy of Chaos!
comics, home of the
Undertaker ongoing series.
Newsarama is told
Mankind, a.k.a. Mick Foley, is "absolutely nuts, but in a
lovable kinda way. His
tagline is 'Have a Nice Day,' and his sidekick is an
athletic sock that
he's drawn a face on called Mr. Socko." Written by Steven
(Vampirella) Grant and
illustrated by Jerry Beck, according to information
provided by the
publisher, "Never one to claim a high degree of mental
stability, Mankind
suddenly finds himself in the middle of a reality-warping
adventure pitting him
against an ancient evil and a vile enemy. Is there any
hope that he or his
trusty elasticized sidekick Mr. Socko will survive to Have a
Nice Day?"
The special will ship
50/50 with a variant cover photo.
Newsarama also hears
that Marvel might be ready to launch its WCW line that same
month and Diamond
Comics Distributors may officially name August "Wrestling"
month ...
Reported by Joe De
Leon at:
http://www.ultimowrestling.com/rwin/index.shtml
WWF SMACKDOWN RATING
The "WWF Smackdown!"
special on UPN earned a 5.8/ (a 9 share) from 8-10 (last
week the UPN movie
"Dying to Live" was a 3.2/ 5 share from 8-10).
Reported by Curt
Creighton at:
http://www.ultimowrestling.com/rwin/index.shtml
&
http://www.ultimatetv.com/news/nielsen/
THUNDER RATING
Thunder was definitely
affected by Smackdown being on, as it did a worst yet
rating in its Thursday
time slot on 4/29 of a 2.5 (with a 4.0 share). WCW had
better hope that UPN
does not pick up the show on a regular basis because it
could kill Thunder's
ratings.
Reported by Dave
Scherer at:
http://www.1wrestling.com/
WCW WILL PAY RUDE'S
SALARY
Mark Madden reported
on the WCW Hotline today that WCW is still paying Rick
Rude's salary to the
family; whether it is based on public relations or
kindness, still a nice
move on WCW's part...
Reported by Dave
Scherer at:
http://www.1wrestling.com/
WCW House Show Results
from
Uniondale, New York April 30,
1999
[results sent in by
Jon G.]
-Chavo Guerrero Jr.
defeated Blitzkreig.
-Prince Iaukea
defeated Horace Hogan.
-Konnan defeated Fit
Finlay via submission with the Tequila
Sunrise
-Bam Bam Bigelow
defeated Saturn in a hardcore match.
-Rey Mysterio Jr.
defeated Juventud Guerrera.
-Rick Steiner defeated
Meng.
-Goldberg destroyed
Curt Hennig after a Jackhammer.
-DDP vs. Ric Flair vs.
Sting.
DDP won after
executing the Diamond Cutter on Flair and then getting the
pin.
Advertised main events
were Hogan vs. Flair and Goldberg vs. Scott Steiner.
Reported by Jon G. &
Curt Creighton at:
http://www.ultimowrestling.com/rwin/index.shtml
ECW House Show 4/29 in
Palmetto, FL
Danny Doring and
Roadkill beat the Barrio Brothers
Steve Corino (with Rod
Price) beat Skull Von Krush.
Yoshihiro Tajiri beat
Little Guido (with Sal E. Graziano).
Nova beat Buck
Quartermain.
Jerry Lynn beat Justin
Credible (with Jason and Jazz).
El Mosco beat Super
Crazy.
The Dudley Boys beat
Balls Mahoney and Spike Dudley.
Tommy Dreamer (with
Francine) beat Lance Storm (with Beulah).
Reported by Avatarsnow
& Dave Scherer at:
http://www.1wrestling.com/
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ROUNDING THE SQUARED
CIRCLE
"I'M SORRY BABY, DID I
HURT YOUR FEELINGS?"
OR
"DOUCHEBAG LOSES HIS
COOL, JERRY GETS A CHUCKLE"
BY
SAMJERRY
Visit my Home Page:
http://members.aol.com/samjerry
In his most recent
scribbling to the three or four fans he has, Douchebag
Doophus Page
complained about the treatment he has received at the hands
a
certain writer on the
Internet. Following is what Douchebag (or Dirtbag to his
very close
friends...that means Kimberly) had to say:
"...So the fans that
know absolutely nothing about the personal and professional
person known as DDP
want to call him white trash, trailer trash, and on one of
those "rotten apples"
that calls himself a wrestling insider refers to him as
D******* Duphus Page.
The fans in arenas want to Boo wildly. The rags say he
doesn't belong, the
attacks have always been there, but
NOW it matters, Because
he is now The Two-time
Heavyweight Champion of the Wooooorld!"
Several people has
e-mailed me suggesting that I was the one he was referring
to. While I can't say
for sure that I am [:-)], I can tell you that I never
called or referred to
myself "a wrestling insider."
I think its hilarious
that he felt he had to take the time to respond to the
name(s) I've given
him. Seems like I may have gotten to him and my response to
that is .. GREAT. I
think it says a lot about his character (or lack of same)
that he has to keep
telling the world how wonderful he is both inside and
outside the ring. I
recently wrote wrestlers will tell you that their in ring
personas are usually a
direct reflection of their real selves. As we all know,
"An @$$hole is an
@$$hole is an @$$hole,"
Why do you suppose he
has to keep telling the world that he is the World
Champion? Does he
think the fans will forget it (as much as many would like
to)
as soon as they turn
their TV's off?
As far as his "real"
self is concerned, he has this need to keep telling us all
the wonderful things
he does. When was the last time you wrote about helping
some old lady across
the street or contributed to your church or temple? We all
do those kinds of
things and don't Post it on our Home Pages or write about
it.
My problem with
Douchebag relates purely to his ring activities. Good King
Eric
gave him (along with
Big Soxy) booking responsibility. He has used it to further
his own career, and
not for the good of WCW and all of the wrestlers. It has
been reported by
several very reliable sources that there is genuine heat in
the
locker room about it.
The others feel he is abusing his power, whereas Nash has
been doing things that
are aimed at improving WCW's product.
You may recall that
NITRO was recently in
Canada. At this particular
show,
Douchebag went
overboard insulting
Canada and the Canadian
people. This was
particularly upsetting
to WCW because it was their first trip there and they
were trying to make
inroads in traditional WWF territory. He was instructed to
apologize by GKE and
rather than do it, he came up with some lame @$$ excuse.
That is the "real"
Douchebag.
If I am the "rotten
apple" he referred, I am proud of it. I would be more than
happy to write a
positive article about him. All it would take is for him to
do
something positive ..
without taking out a full page ad in the New York Times to
announce it.
Oh, by the way
Douchebag, I do know you are The two-time Heavyweight
Champion of
the Woooooorld. I get
the dry heaves every time I think about it.
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ROUNDING THE SQUARED
CIRCLE
ECW -
APRIL 30, 1999 - QUEENS, NY
BY
SAMJERRY
Visit my Home Page:
http://members.aol.com/samjerry
The program began with
a match between Taka Michinoku and Jerry Lynn in
progress. Taka hit a
Plancha sending
Lynn to the floor. He got
back in and took
a series of chops by
Taka.
Lynn came back with a
Tilt-A-Whirl Head Scissors and
sent Taka to the
floor, where he crotched him on the guard rail.
Lynn hit a
Slingshot High Cross
Body from the apron sending Taka into the crowd to meet and
greet the fans. Back
in the ring
Lynn hit a Drop Kick to
Taka's knees, followed
by a submission Leg
lock that Taka broke by getting to the ropes.
Lynn kept up
his offensive with
Forearm shots. Taka came back with an Insaguri (sic). Lynn
Clotheslined Taka as
he was leaning against a corner. He charged in at Taka and
almost got caught by a
Tornado DDT.
Lynn came back with a German
Suplex,
followed by a Power
Bomb, a Tilt-A-Whirl Back Breaker and a string of fists to
the head. Taka fought
back with a Hurricanrana and a major Brain Buster, but
missed a Moonsault and
ate some mat.
Lynn quickly hit a Tornado
DDT and went for
a pin, but Taka kicked
out. Taka retaliated with a knee to the head and a
Springboard Missile
DDT and went for the Michinoku Driver.
Lynn slipped out of
it and hit a Pile
Driver that put Taka into dreamland where he saw pictures of
his younger days in
Japan. Lynn pinned him for
the victory. Lynn will be facing
Rob "Mr. PPV" Van Dam
for the ECW TV Title at Hardcore Heaven.
Winner - Jerry Lynn
The camera went
outside the arena where we saw Cyrus The Virus greeting Taz
as
he arrived at the
arena. Disproving his own claims of intelligence, Cyrus
approached Taz, told
him Chris Candido was in the building wearing a Halo on his
neck and wanted to
know what Taz planned to do about it. Taz said it was too
bad
about Candido but that
was his problem. Cyrus tried to ask another question,
but Taz cut him off
and asked one of his own, "How would you liked to get choked
out? If you don't get
out of my face, you're going to get the answer." Taz will
not be nominated for
Secretary General of the UN anytime soon.
After the ECW opening,
Joey Styles was in the ring and welcomed the crowd, who
responded with a chant
of "ECW." A clip of Taz attacking Candido a few weeks ago
and injuring his neck
was run. Candido was at ringside wearing the Halo, with
Tammy Lynn Sytch (TLS)
alongside. He said it was the second time his neck had
been broken. He
complained about the lack of respect New Yorkers showed as
the
crowd got on his case.
Taz came into the ring and cut Candido short with words
about this being
New York and New Yorkers
don't show respect. The crowd chanted
"You go."
New York is probably the only
place in the Galaxy where Taz would be a
fan favorite. Candido
said something about both of them being in the business 10
years and to "look
what you did" referring to his injured neck. Taz told him
that he did it to
himself trying to take the Belt. He told Candido he couldn't
give a rats @$$ if his
injury was a work or a shoot or if he was crippled. The
Nobel Committee got up
and left deciding Taz wasn't going to get an award this
year. He followed with
a few niceties for "that whore at ringside with you." Taz
then went into his
"Beat me if you can, survive if I let you" bit. Candido
tried
to respond but Taz cut
him off and told
TLS that if she kept staring
at him, he
would choke her out.
Candido defended
TLS and said they would be
co-managing
until such time as he
was fit to compete and had someone there tonight to face
him. Taz told him to
bring out anyone he wanted to. With that Steve Corrino came
out and got into the
ring. The doctor rushed in to see if Taz would survive the
laughing spell he went
into. Taz gave the mic to Corrino and told him to speak
his piece (yeah,
before Taz laid him to Rest In Peace). Corrino went into a
spiel about how he
could take Taz out without even breaking a sweat. The crowd
needed the doctors
help at this point. Not being the brightest bulb in the
pack,
Corrino told Taz and
the crowd that they were full of sh*t. The crowd broke into
a chant of "Taz is
gonna kill you." If he's lucky, that's all Taz will do.
Corrino kept up his
barrage of insults. I guess Taz was too stunned by his
stupidity to do
anything as he allowed Corrino to go on. At this point, Taz
had
all he could take and
told Corrino he was in fact going to kill him. Either
being the bravest man
in history, or the most stupid, Corrino told Taz he had a
deal for him. He could
lay the Belt at his feet and save him the embarrassment
of getting his @$$
kicked. He gave Taz five seconds to comply and began
counting
down. Yeah, to his
funeral. The crowd began drawing lots to see who would be
the
Pall Bearers at
Corrino's funeral. Candido charged in and attacked Taz from
behind. Candido and
Corrino stomped Taz as he lay on the mat. We went to a
commercial as they
continued pounding Taz. I suspect when Taz gets up, there
will be a double
funeral, and possibly a triple since Taz is not above
planting
TLS also.
After the commercial,
Joey said Taz was being tended to in the locker room and
wasn't in a very
pleasant mood. He said we would get an update on his
condition
later.
The next match was
Little Guido, accompanied by his 600 pound living tub of
lard
and fellow member of
The New And Improved Full Blooded Italians (FBI), Big Sal
E. Graziano, v. Nova.
We picked up the action in progress. Guido threw Nova to
the floor (he would
have been better off if he had been thrown to the lions)
where Sal picked him
up and jammed his back into the ring apron and threw him
back in. Guido hit a
Leg Drop coming off the turn buckle and applied an Arm
Wringer and then into
a Cross Arm Breaker. Nova got to the ropes to break the
hold. Guido again
threw Nova to the lions, I mean floor, where Sal showed him
how big his hands were
as he wrapped them around his throat, and then returned
him to Guido's care.
Nova came back with a series of Chops. Guido applied an Arm
Bar. Guido hit a Scoop
and Slam and got into a screaming match with the fans.
While the referee was
distracted trying stop get Guido before the New York fans
lynched him, Sal came
in and squashed (and I do mean squashed) Nova against the
turn buckle. Nova was
beginning to get the message that this was really a 2-On-1
Handicap Match. Guido
went for the cover, but Nova kicked out. Guido hit a belly
to-back Suplex and
again tried for a pin. Guido went for a Cross Body off the
ropes, but Nova
blocked it and hit a Slam off the turn buckle, and went for
a
pin. Nova caught Guido
on the turn buckle and dropped him face first on the mat.
Once again Guido
kicked out of a pin and came back with Chops to the head and
chest. Sal held Nova
against the turn buckle from outside as Guido charged it at
him. Nova got a foot
up and Guido ate it. He preferred it with anchovies, but
hey you take what you
are dealt with. Once again Sal hauled his lard @$$ in and
went for a Splash in
the corner, however, Nova moved out of the way and Guido
got mashed. Nova
nailed fatso with a Leaping Tornado DDT coming off the top
turn
buckle. The ring moved
a foot at Sal hit. The building shook a bit, but held on.
Nova then delivered a
version of a Running DDT and cashed in Guido's Pizza Hut
coupons. Joey called
the move, but I couldn't pick it up despite rerunning the
tape several times. It
isn't necessary to e-mail me with it if you understood
him.
Winner - Nova
Joey said "some people
never learn" referring to Candido and his attack on Taz.
He said Candido will
have his shot at the title at Hardcore Heaven, but now Taz
will kill him instead
of just beating him. I guess I know who Joey is picking.
The next match pitted
Lance Storm, with Tammy Lynn Bytch (TLB),
who as playing
at being Beulah again,
v. Tommy Dreamer, who was backed by The Head Cheerleader
Francine. There was
more estrogen and leg at the ring than at a Tupperware
Party. The crowd
chanted "Francine." We picked the match up in progress. I
think
all ECW matches start
that way. Storm had an Arm Bar on that Tommy broke. Storm
claimed he pulled his
tights and got into an argument with the referee and crowd
about it. Francine got
up on the apron and into Storm's face. He took a swing at
her and missed. A true
gentleman.
TLB got up on the apron and
shook her booty.
Tommy checked out the
goods and took an Elbow Drop and Drop Kick as a result. As
he was pounding away
at Tommy, Storm put the bad mouth on him. Storm sent Tommy
to the floor and
crotched him on the guard rail. Francine wasn't happy, Tommy
wasn't exactly singing
about it either. Back in the ring Storm stomped Tommy and
pressed his foot into
his throat. He dropped Tommy off the top turn buckle. The
crowd chanted "Show
you t*ts" at
TLB, who handed Storm a chair
that he jammed
between the 2nd and
3rd turn buckles. Tommy avoided being whipped into the chair
and threw Storm to the
floor. He Irish Whipped Storm over the guard rail and
into the crowd. Tommy
went in after him and bounced him off a set of chairs.
Storm got back into
the ring and Tommy tried to bring a table in. Storm hit the
table with a Baseball
Slide knocking it into Tommy and breaking it. It was
definitely not an Acme
Table, as it broke too easily. Storm brought the table in
and leaned it against
a corner. Storm got crotched on the ropes and nailed with
a Guillotine Elbow
Drop.
They exchanged moves
and that brought
TLB into the ring. Francine
followed and
blasted her. Dreamer
went for a Pile Driver but
TLB hit him with the weakest
chair shot of all
time. Dreamer turned to see if it was a mosquito or a blast
of
fresh air. After
getting rid of
TLB, Tommy nailed Storm with
a Spiccoli Driver
onto the table and
pinned him.
Winner - Tommy Dreamer
On his way back to the
locker room. Tommy was attacked by Justin Credible and
blasted with his
Singapore Cane. Credible dragged Tommy back into the ring.
Francine followed
trying to protect Tommy. Wrong move!
TLB came in and delivered
a shot with the Cane
right between Francine's ... eyes (keep your mind out of
the gutter). Shane
Douglas rushed in to help Tommy and Francine, but he also
got
his @$$ kicked. Jason
came into the ring carrying a cinder block. This can't be
good for Tommy and
Shane. It wasn't. Tommy took the cinder block on his chest
and we got an "Oh, my
G-d" from Joey...finally.
Losers - Tommy
Dreamer, Shane Douglas and Francine
We saw a short clip of
Tommy pouring a urine sample on Storm's face a couple of
weeks ago. See my
previous ECW TV Reports for complete details. As he
registered
disgust at the clip,
Joey went over the card for Hardcore Heaven. Dreamer and
Douglas will be
meeting Storm and Credible. Note to Joey: There are three
people
left in Lower East
Mongolia that haven't got the card memorized yet.
The Dudley Boyz, Bubba
Ray, D-Von and Sign Guy, along with their Advisor Joel
"If it moves. I'll eat
it. If it doesn't move I'll eat it. If it is, Ill eat it"
Gertner were in the
ring. Bubba Ray claimed that he was the uncrowned ECW TV
Champion saying he was
the man that beat Rob Van Dam in Buffalo. D-Von said he
was the Champion since
it was his match, not Bubba Ray's They argued back and
forth about it.
Trouble in Dudleyville? Nah. As they continued arguing, Bill
"Fonzie" Alfonso came
to ringside and said "neither of you inbreeds beat Van
Dam." He went back and
got Van Dam who came to the ring and an impromptu match
against Bubba Ray was
about to begin. However, the clock struck Midnight, and
Joey had to he home or
the coach would turn into .. you know the story. The
program closed on that
note. I suspect we'll see the match next week.
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IDIOTS GUIDE TO
WRESTLING
Submitted by reader:
Cliff Riley (SMTHLL)
I have finally found
the true definition of irony recently, as I was walking
through the book store
seeing if any new books on martial arts have come out,
when I noticed a new
book on the shelf, the title of the book was:
'Pro-Wrestling for
Idiots', and on the front cover justifiably enough was the
"Man" himself Bill
Goldberg. Irony to no end.
Cliff Riley (SMTHLL)
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