Issue # 247
Date:
Saturday May 15th, 1999 12:30 pm
The Wrestling Booking Sheet
NASH CHALLENGES HART
By Nate Pelley
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WCW World Champion
Kevin Nash appeared on NBC's Late Show, hosted by
Jay Leno last night
(5/14). Nash mentioned several things, including past
gimmicks in wrestling
(he omitted his time as Diesel), the fact that his wife
came up with the name
"Big Sexy," and he is currently the tallest wrestler in
WCW. Leno questioned
the WCW champ about Goldberg's $100,000 challenge to
Steve Austin, but Nash
sidestepped the question, saying only that
Austin did
not come through and
things didn't work out. However, when the topic came to
Slamboree, Nash lashed
out at Bret "Hit Man" Hart for his actions that
injured Bill Goldberg.
Nash taunted Hart saying "I made him." Then, the WCW
Champion shocked
everyone by issuing a $250,000 bounty match challenge to
Hart, to take place
next week on the Late Show. Leno said he would have a
ring constructed, as
long as Nash showed up with the money.
Nash was substituting
for Goldberg on the show tonight, as "The Man" is
currently recovering
from the injuries he received at Slamboree. Many insiders
believed that Goldberg
was the one who was supposed to issue the challenge to
Bret, but due to his
injury Nash instead would be following through on the
angle.
LUGER & STEINERS
ALLIANCE
With the Wolfpac in
disarray, Lex Luger may form some kind of relationship with
the now reunited
Steiner Brothers. You can look for the Steiners to go after
the
also soon-to-be
reunited Harlem Heat on the big NITRO on May 24th. I hear
WCW is
going for broke on
this one, including a possible appearance from
Hollywood
Hogan.
Reported by Al Isaacs
at:
http://www.scoopscentral.com
AUSTIN ON HOWARD STERN
Steve Austin was
promoting Nash Bridges on a few radio shows this morning.
Badger sent in this
brief report from the Howard Stern show:
He is superstitious -
he puts the same boot on first and tapes the same wrist
first each night.
The divorce is already
final. He has NO plans to remarry anytime soon.
A 16 year old called
to say that because of him, she's lost 35 lbs. He was her
inspiration to keep
going.
He had to give up a
LOT in the divorce. He could
not give details about it or
he'd have to give up
more.
He promoted the
upcoming "Nash
Bridges" and Pay-per-view.
He did steroids years
ago.
He asked Howard what
an LSD trip was like.
He's doing Regis and
Kathy Lee next week as well as upcoming MTV Celebrity Death
Matches.
I missed
Austin's appearance on The
Late Late Show, but from the reports I've
heard, it doesn't look
like
Austin is that fond of Sable.
When he was asked
about her, he said he
hadn't spoken to her in over a year. The speculation is
that
Austin isn't too happy with
Sable referring to herself as the biggest draw
in the company when
her QHs were getting the highest ratings.
Reported by Micasa at:
http://www.wrestlemaniacs.com/
KISS/WCW CONNECTION
A couple of folks sent
in something that's making the rounds among KISS fans...
apparently, just weeks
after there were rumors that KISS was talking to the WWF
about licensing the
distinctive KISS make-up and gimmick to Titan for use as
incoming wrestlers,
KISS has instead agreed to license a gimmick to WCW. The
word going around
among KISS fans is that a wrestler called "The Demon" (based
on Gene Simmons' work)
will debut at the "July 7th PPV".
Now, I hate to burst a
bubble, but there is no PPV on July 7th, so it kind of
throws a wrench in the
whole works.... but where there's smoke there's
sometimes fire, so
we'll see how this plays out.
Reported by
http://www.wrestlemaniacs.com/
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ROUNDING THE SQUARED
CIRCLE
ECW -
MAY 14, 1999 - PHILADELPHIA,
PA
BY
SAMJERRY
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The program was the
final one before ECW's next PPV, Hardcore Heaven (HH),
scheduled for
May 16, 1999, and was used in
large part as a set up for it. It
began with a match
between Chris Candido and Chris Chetti that just ended.
Candido had apparently
accidentally injured Chetti, who was being tended to by
medical personnel. He
had a neck brace on (ever notice that whenever you see a
neck brace on a
wrestler, he is about to be demolished?) and was on a
gurney.
Candido hovered
anxiously over him, concerned he had severely hurt him.
Wrong!
Candido dumped Chetti
off the gurney (sound familiar?) and tossed him into the
ring, where he tended
to Chetti's injured neck by squashing him with a Pile
Driver. It looks like
Candido took Tending The Injured 101, as taught by
Professor Taz.
Speaking of ECW's candidate for The Nobel Peace Price for
Gentlemanly Conduct,
Taz's music came on and Taz came to the ring. Being smarter
than the average bear,
Candido took off for the warm and comfort of Tammy Lynn
Sytch's (TLS)
arms as fast as he could.
Taz checked on the
condition of Chetti (after all they are cousins) and then
took the mic and told
Candido that he had just given him another reason for
killing him at HH. He
told Candido that on his best day, he couldn't beat him.
Chetti was put back on
the gurney. Taz went out for a last check on his
condition and showed
compassion as only he can. He threw Chetti off the gurney
(deja vu) and put him
into the ring, where he applied The TazMission and choked
him out. Chetti had to
wondering why he got out of bed that day and what he did
to deserve this. Taz
took the mic and addressed Candido once again. He told him
that if that's how he
treats his own blood, imagine how he will treat him. Rumor
has it that
TLS has been contacting
brokers all over the country and upping
Candido's life
insurance. Taz closed with his "Beat me if you can, survive
if I
let you" bit.
After the ECW opening,
Announcer Joey Styles was in the ring and welcomed the
crowd, as a chant of
"ECW" was going. Justin Credible, accompanied by his
Manager Jason and the
still unnamed Afro American female (who we shall call
Jazz, only because
that's what her nearest and dearest friends call her), came
to the ring. He told
us how honest he has always been and said he had an earth
shaking announcement
(ever hear/see/know a wrestling announcement that wasn't?).
He introduced Lance
Storm, who came to the ring accompanied by Tammy Lynn Bytch
(TLB).
The crowd chanted "Show your T*ts." Storm was holding a
document that he
said had been
"prepared for the best wrestler in the world, by the best
lawyer
in the world, both
from
Calgary, Alberta, Canada."
The crowd chanted "USA" much
to Storm's dismay.
Justin gave the document to Joey to look over and said that
it barred Sabu from
appearing in any wrestling arena in the
USA. The crowd
chanted "Sabu." He
then said he had "rid ECW of The Sandman and Shane Douglas,
and now he and his
'partner' Lance Storm, had gotten rid of Sabu." The crowd
again chanted "Sabu."
Joey was at the
announcers position and said that Sabu's Manager Bill
Alfonso
and his tag team
partner Rob Van Dam would have comments later about the Sabu
situation.
The first match pitted
Little Guido, accompanied by his fellow New and Improved
Full Blooded Italian
(FBI) partner, the 600 pound Stuffed Pepperoni Calzone, Big
Sal E. Graziano, v. El
Mosco. Prior to the match we saw a clip of a match Guido
lost to Nova, that
included Sal's participation. Guido and Sal exchanged
pleasantries with the
crowd, who crowd responded with "You fat f*ck" to Sal. The
match was a fast and
furious one. Here are the highlights. Guido applied an
armbar takedown and
Mosco spun out of it. Mosco missed an attempt at a leg sweep
takedown. Guido took
Mosco to the mat with a waistlock takedown, that Mosco
escaped with a sit
out. An armbar takedown by Mosco was broken by Guido as he
made it to the ropes.
Guido slapped Mosco across the face and took him down with
a drop toe hold. After
a crisscross, Guido used a hip lock takedown, followed by
an arm bar. Guido was
all over Mosco as he was trapped in a corner. Mosco hit a
tilt-a-whirl flying
head scissors, sending Guido went to the floor. Mosco hit
him with a baseball
slide that sent Guido over the guard rail and gave him a
chance to sign
autographs as he got to meet his fans face-to-face. Mosco
must
have been jealous as
he landed an Asahi Moonsault onto Guido. This got a chant
of "ECW" started
again. The got back in the ring and this allowed Sal to get
involved as reached in
and tripped Mosco, allowing Guido to go for an elbow
drop. Mosco tried to
pay Sal back for his nasty deed and went for an aerial
move. Good idea, poor
execution, as Sal caught him and dropped him on the guard
rail and then fed him
to Guido in the ring. Guido hit a leg drop and went for
the pin. Chops by
Guido were followed by a tilt-a-whirl back breaker by Mosco.
Guido came back with a
running power bomb, followed by a scoop and slam. Guido
then engaged the
referee in a discussion about his favorite kind of pizza,
allowing Sal to come
in and drop an elbow that had Mosco swearing never to eat
Italian food again.
Guido finished his talk with the referee and nailed poor
squashed Mosco with a
splash and an attempt at a pin. Guido kept his attack
going with chops and
an Italian (to the rest of the world, its 'Russian,' but
to Guido, its
'Italian') leg sweep, followed by yet another pinning
attempt.
Guido hit a major
clothesline as Mosco came off the top rope attempting an
aerial move. He
followed with a series of chops in a corner and an elbow to
Mosco's face. Mosco
fought back with a power bomb off the middle turn buckle and
a Hurricanrana.
Sensing Guido was in trouble, Sal hauled his lard @$$ up on
the
apron, but Mosco was
ready and hit him with a kick. Mosco got caught coming off
the middle turn buckle
and was blasted with a power bomb and put into an Italian
Crab (once again, the
name [Boston]
wasn't good enough for Guido). Mosco waved
the Mexican flag.
Guido waved the Italian Flag. Sal waved a menu. Save the
cards
and letters folks. I
know a lot of people say "Mosca" not "Mosco," but that's
what Joey called him
tonight; who am I to argue with Joey?
Winner - Little Guido,
assisted by Big Sal E. Graziano
The next match was a
tag team event pitting Yoshohiro Tajiri and Taka Michinoku
(The T & T Boyz) v.
Super Crazy and Nova. The start of the match was held as we
went backstage.
Bill Alfonso and Rob
Van Dam (RVD) talked about the Sabu situation. Alfonso said
no piece of paper
would prevent Sabu from showing up at HH. RVD addressed his
challenger for the ECW
TV Title at HH, Jerry Lynn, telling him that nothing
would stop him from
kicking Lynn's @$$ at HH. He teased
Lynn about his new
nickname "The New F'N
Show," feigning being afraid of him.
We switched back to
the ring for the match, which was already in progress. As
you might expect, this
match was fast paced and quite often everyone was
involved at the same
time. The FBI had returned and Nova had just placed Nova on
an Acme Premium Table
at ringside. Big Sal E. came off the apron and dropped an
elbow on Nova, putting
him thru the table and burying him. (Not even an Acme
Premium Table could
withstand that). This got an "Oh, my G-d" from Joey. The
Acme Digging And
Dredging Company will be needed to find the remains. It
might
be easier to have the
Acme Monument Company erect a Headstone on the spot.
Tajiri was not a happy
samurai about The FBI's interference. Super Crazy was on
the floor and got into
a screaming match with Tajiri. Taka tried to calm him
down. Super Crazy got
back in and it was 2-on-1. Tajiri applied a camel clutch
and Taka hit Crazy
with a drop kick to the face. Everybody's favorite "Hero To
The Rescue," Spike
Dudley came to the ring to help Crazy. He blasted both T & T
and sent them both to
the floor. Crazy lifted Spike up and over as he charged
in, and Spike landed
on T & T. Crazy hit a springboard Plancha onto T & T and a
chant of "ECW" rang
out. Everyone returned to the ring and Tajiri pounded on
Crazy and applied The
Tarantula on the ropes, followed by a kick to the head for
good measure. Tajiri
hit a tilt-a-whirl arm drag. Spike and Taka tagged in and
Spike was quickly
thrown to the floor. Crazy went over to check on him. T & T
hit stereo baseball
slides, followed by stereo Asahi Moonsault. That will teach
Crazy to worry about
his partner. Spike and Crazy went into the crowd as a
result. Tajiri
followed Spike and threw him into an Acme Steel Chair. Crazy
hit
Taka with a
springboard missile drop kick. Taka came back with a flying
power
bomb and a springboard
missile drop kick of his own, followed by two kicks and
The Michinoku Driver.
When Crazy wakes up, the price of a Taco will have
doubled. This was one
wild mother of a match.
Winners - Yoshohiro
Tajiri and Taka Michinoku
Loser - One Premium
Acme Table
Loser - Nova
Winner - The Acme
Digging and Dredging Company
Tommy Dreamer told us
what he was going to do to Lance Storm at HH and that
TLB
will never be Beulah.
Joey went over the
card for HH. This is time No. 2,367 (unofficial count).
Balls Mahoney and Axl
Rotten were in the ring demanding a tag team title shot
from The Dudley Boyz.
Joey said they didn't want to wait until HH. Sign Guy
Dudley was in the ring
and told them they were not getting a title shot "you're
not Hardcore, you're
not extreme, you're just two wannabes." Nobody ever accused
Sign Guy of being
particularly smart and he just proved it. Balls planted an
Acme Steel Chair
between his beady eyes and put him into lala land. The
downside
of it however was that
it brought Bubba Ray (BBR)
and D-Von Dudley to the ring.
Balls and Axl must
have never heard the phrase "Be careful what you wish for,
you just might get
it." They did. Services for them will be held at The
Dudleyville Chapel
Sunday morning. Here's what happened.
BBR went right after
Balls and D-Von jumped
Axl.
BBR skulled Balls with the
title belt and threw him
to the floor. D-Von
dropped a leg on Axl.
BBR and Balls went out to
meet and
greet the fans.
BBR clocked Balls in the
forehead with an Acme Steel Chair,
busting him wide open.
They fought among the faithful who chanted "ECW." Balls
chanted "transfusion."
There was a sign of some sort (no, it wasn't "Sign" Guy,
although D-Von would
have used him if he was there) in the ring and D-Von hit
Axl in the face with
it. At this point we went to commercialville.
When we got back, Joey
showed us what we had missed, highlight style. Note to
all you Fat Tony
detractors: See, it does pay to keep the "tape machines
rolling." Note to Fat
Tony: Tape machines? Do you call CD Players phonographs?
BBR had suplexed Balls thru
an Acme Premium Table. D-Von had brought a Roll of
Acme No 1. Barb Wire,
product of The Acme Steel Company, to the ring. Note to
Hak: This was the real
stuff, not that rubber covered crap WCW uses. D-Von and
BBR tested the barbs and both
drew blood. They each pulled out a pair of Acme
Heavy Duty Work
Gloves, product of Work Clothes Division of The Acme
Clothing
Company, and put them
on. Balls was sitting on the floor with his back against
the roll of barb wire.
BBR planted an Acme Steel
Chair on Axl's head. Balls
threw a fireball at
BBR and D-Von. They moved
aside and it caught Axl. This just
wasn't his night.
Balls paid big time as
BBR and D-Von obliterated him
with a
3-D Dudley Death Drop.
Game, Set, Match, Century. Balls may wake up for the
Millennium.
Winners - The Dudley
Boyz - Retain the ECW Tag Team Championship
Loser - Poor Axl
Rotten
Joey had some parting
words about Sabu's status and you'll never guess what he
did next. For the one
person in Lower West Slobovia who didn't know, he went
over the HH card for
the 2,368th and last time (unofficial count).
The program closed
with a Music Video: Faith by Limp Bizkit. It featured a
montage of ECW
wrestlers and action.
Another exciting hour.
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SSW NEWS
Fans here are the
complete results from SSW's FanFest 99
Friday May 7, Carnes
Gym in Big Stone Gap VA
Danny Christian beat
The Masked Man........Mike Cooper pinned Chuck Jones....
Appalachian Champion
Iron Cross beat Frank "The Tank" Parker.....Ricky Harriosn
beat The Warmachine
with P.J. Sharp by DQ....... G Dog pinned Roger
Anderson..... S.S.W.
Champion "Handsome" Beau James (w/Sharp) pinned Tracy
Smothers
Sat. May 8, Civic
Auditorium, Kingsport TN
Rob Valor beat The
Memphis Body Guard..... Roger Anderson pinned Mike Cooper...
The Warmachine beat
Iron Cross for the Appalachian Title.... Don Wright and
Wayne Roger w/ Tony
Peters battled to a double countout with Jimmy Valiant and
Ricky Harrison w/ Jim
White.... Tag Team Champions The Christian Brothers beat
Steve Flynn and K.C.
Thunder w/ P.J. Sharp......S.S.W. Champion Handsome Beau
James pinned Tracy
Smothers......International Champion "Conan" Chris Walker
beat The Masked
SuperStar
Upcoming Events
All dates and lineups
are subject to change.
Sat. May 15th,
Newport, TN , Nat'l Guard, 8:00pm
• Ricky Harrison vs.
"Handsome" Beau James w/P.J. Sharp
• Christian Brothers
vs. Steve Flynn & K.C. Thunder • and more
Fri. June 4th, Big
Stone Gap, VA Carnes Gym
Sat. June 5th,
Kingsport, TN Civic Auditorium
Mask vs. Title Iron
Cross vs. Handsome Beau James
Tracy Smothers and all
the top SSW stars
Sat. June 12th,
Blountville, TN Sullivan Central High School
***** TV TAPING*****
All the stars of SSW
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