Issue # 254
Date:
Thursday May 20th, 1999 10:07 am
The Wrestling Booking Sheet
WWF LAYS SMACKDOWN! ON UPN
SCHEDULE
UPN announced their
fall programming schedule
will include two hours
of WWF action Thursday nights.
After a special
presentation of "Smackdown!" on April 29th
was deemed a success
by network personnel, it comes as
little surprise to see
the show given a slot on the schedule
(although early
reports had only a one hour slot). The show
will air from 8 to 10
Eastern, coincidentally (?) putting it
head to head with WCW
Thunder on TBS.
Reported by
http://www.wrestlemaniacs.com/
WWF STOCK OFFERING
WWF + IPO =
$150,000,000 ?
With characteristic
good timing, outside sources have revealed
that the World
Wrestling Federation has hired Bear Stearns as
lead underwriter in a
future stock offering for a minority stake
in the company. If
they raise the expected $150M, that
would value the
company at around $750M - and those are
conservative estimates
from what I understand! A couple of
numbers to come out of
this news: in the year ending 30 April,
sources claimed the
WWF generated $230M in revenue, and
EBITDA (earnings
before interest, tax, depreciation and amortizaion)
was $50M. Wow. WWF
will apparently be pitched to "the Street"
as a branded content
company, similiar to (get this) Playboy
Enterprises.
No word yet on how
many shares are being given to the Netcop.
We'll keep you posted.
Reported by
http://www.wrestlemaniacs.com/
PILLMAN 99' RESULTS
Brandon Dickerson sent the
following report.
Brian Pillman Show
5/19/1999
Before the show began,
fans were given the opportunity to meet most
of the wrestlers and
buy tickets to receive a Polaroid with the
wrestlers
of their choice. Those
wrestlers that took part in this event were:
Ric Flair, Mick Foley,
Ricky Steamboat, Road Dogg, Al Snow, Dean
Malenko & Chris Benoit
w/Woman, Rey Mysterio & Konnan. All the
wrestlers were very
friendly with those in attendance.
The show began with a
run down of the auctions of the night. Flair
gave
an emotional speech of
tribute to Brian Pillman by saying Brian was a
better athlete,
performer, and so on than Ric Flair. Flair expressed
his
regret for missing
last year's tribute event, as well as the funeral.
Ricky
Steamboat had many
kind words to say about Pillman, mostly referring
to
his in-ring ability,
and the heart he put into his work. D-Lo Brown
came
out and paid his
respects to Pillman as well as the two legends in
the ring.
I believe the first
big auction won was some of Missy Hyatt's
Lingerie
for $250.
The first match, part
of the cruiserwieght tournament, was Shark Boy
vs.
Matt Stryker. Not too
bad of a match for a couple indies working
their butts
off. Shark Boy was one
of the most over wrestlers of the night, due
to his
outlandish costume and
his enthusiasm. Shark Boy wins by pin fall to
advance
to round 2.
Match 2: Terik the
Great over Jeremy Jett.......Terik wins, but it
wasn't so great.
Match 3: Chip Fairway
over
Chad Collyer.....Chip wins
with a
Sting-like
submission hold named
"the sand trap". Guess what his gimmick is?
Match 4: Bull Pain &
Flash Flanigan w/G.Q. Masters III over Ironman &
Rob
Conway.
More auction time.
Mick Foley and the rest of the WWF crew came down
to
encourage bidders.
Someone actually paid over $300 for a look alike
"Head"
signed by Snow. Missy
Hyatt offered to sell the bra off her chest as
an auction
during the final
intermission, that's quite a piece of real estate.
Match 5: Shark Boy
over Terik the Great, everybody loves the Shark
Boy,
especially when he bit
Terik in the butt.
Match 6: Terry Taylor
over Dr. Tom Pritchard (with Missy Hyatt) in a
Legend's match. A good
match for two old timers with Mark Curtis as
the
referee. Terry is in
great shape, but is still haunted by the Red
Rooster.
Unfortunately for the
two legends, most of the attention was on Missy
and her boob-flexing
exercises.
Match 7: Chip Fairway
(with a bye) vs. Shark Boy. In one of the
highlights of the
evening, Shark Boy wins the tournament as Mick
Foley,
Al Snow, Road Dogg and
Konnan rush the ring to congratulate the Shark
Boy. All of the
wrestlers saluted the victory with the "Shark Boy
Salute"
which is holding your
hand over your head to simulate a shark fin.
Good stuff.
Final auction time.
Chris Benoit got $600+ for a pair of his tights.
D-Lo
got around $400+ for
his chest protector. Missy Hyatt's bra went for
about $500,
and the guy got to
take it off himself. Unfortunately, Missy was
wearing a large
T-shirt to conceal her
"puppies", or as she called them, "big dogs".
JR's
Stetson hat went for
$325. I believe Rey Mysterio's mask went for
$300. The
top auctioned item was
one of Ric Flair's ring robes that sold for
$2250 to a
guy that owns a pizza
place/sports bar called
Sorrento's. The same
guy
bought Missy Hyatt's
lingerie earlier in the show, so I imagine for
him
"business is about to
pick up" as JR would say. Before the next
match,
Ric Flair teased a
bout with Steamboat, which got the crowd riled.
Match 8: Al Snow over
Road Dogg in a classic hardcore match with the
participants brawling
into the crowd. They did a great fire
extinguisher bit
where Al couldn't get
it to work and ended up spraying himself, from
there
Road Dogg tried to use
it and ended up spraying the ref. The finish
looked bad
as Al went to power
bomb Road Dogg through a table, and the table
didn't break,
despite Road Dogg's
head hitting pretty hard. Al then dropped Road
Dogg on his
head to the mat and
went for the pin. Al tried to make up for the
botched spot by
sending himself
through the table, which seemed to be of better
construction than
the WWF-brand tables.
Road Dogg had to be helped to the back.
Match 9: Mankind over
D-Lo Brown. Good wrestling on the part of D-Lo,
good
shots taken by
Mankind. The funny thing about this match was that WCW
ref
Scott Dickinson was
the official for this match, but seeing the
wrestler from both
companies work
together and get along was what made the night truly
memorable.
Mr. Socko aided
Mankind for the win.
Match 10: Chris Benoit
(with Woman) & Dean Malenko vs. Rey Mysterio
Jr.
& Konnan. Great match
with a solid effort from all involved
(including Konnan).
If WCW put on more
matches like this and gave these guys the
opportunity to rise
to the top, they might
not get spanked so bad in the ratings. Dean
had a nasty cut
on the side of the
head from one of the turnbuckles. Rey got Dean in
one of Rey's
classic pins for the
win. All four wrestlers entered the ring to
provide their closing
thoughts of the night
and pay further tribute to Brian and his
family.
At the end of the
show, Melanie Pillman was presented with a novelty
check for
about $35,000.
All of the people
involved with this show worked their collective ass
off. It was nice to
see people from "the
Big Two" interact in a positive way. its just
too bad ECW wasn't
more involved, because
this event is great PR for all parties
involved. There will
no doubt
be a video of this
event available from HWA, as they had a camera
crew patrolling the
place
all night. If you want
to see some of what you missed, buy that tape.
Check
www.mainevent.net for
availability.
Reported by Dave
Scherer at: http:www.1wrestling.com
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ADVICE FOR BOTH
PROMOTIONS
Written by reader:
Dustin Anderson (sabbath)
I have been a big fan
of both WCW and the WWF for most of
my life. Most of the
time, if I have any complaints about either
company, I keep them
to myself and rely on my faith that they
will try to better
themselves the following week. I accept that
WCW has been going
through a bit of a slump, but that's no
reason to abandon
them. I hate fans of any sport who only
watch and root for the
best players and the best teams. I have
been a Chicago Cubs
fan my entire life so I know what the term
loyalty is all about.
I remain loyal to the sport of wrestling, not
to
one federation or the
other. BUT, I think that there are a few
items worth mentioning
about either fed which I feel could
better the sport.
1. KEEP KEVIN NASH AS
WCW CHAMPION
I have never been a
big fan of Kevin Nash, but as far as I see it,
he makes perfect sense
as champion. Yeah, I know he's the booker and
all, but so wha?. He
is the most believable man in the role. He's
big,
he's experienced and
though he might not be the most technically
proficient, as far as
I can remember technical prowess hasn't been
a qualification for a
champion in a long time . . .as evidenced by
Austin, Hogan,
Goldberg, The Ultimate Warrior, Andre the Giant
and Paul Wight, just
to name a few.
2. GIVE SCOTT NORTON A
PUSH
I've heard things
about people in the locker rooms at WCW
complaining about
Norton not selling moves . . .why should he?
Norton is a monster,
it is much more believable that he would merely
blink a little and
shrug when hit by almost anyone that works for
WCW. ..
Hell, anyone in
wrestling period. WCW needs to have him drop the
nWo black and white
and strike out on his own as the bad ass heel
that
he is. I remember a
match on Thunder from a few months back between
him and Kaz Hayashi
which consisted of Norton chopping Kaz across
the chest once and
delivering one of the most impressive, near
perfect
powerbombs that I have
ever seen. Perhaps the best 15 seconds of
wrestling on Thunder
so far and by far the best squash match in
recent history.
3. DON'T MAKE PAUL
WIGHT SELL MOVES
This kinda goes along
with point #2, but I just find it ridiculous to
see
Paul Wight acting so
hurt from a few punches from someone like
Steve Austin or DDP or
Konnan . . .Undertaker and Kevin Nash I can
believe,
but very few others.
People complain that he's too out of shape and
can't
move around the ring .
. .again, why should he? Not intimidating?
I'd like
to see anyone who
thinks that get in the ring against him and tell me
how
not intimidating he is
then?
4. GET RID OF KONNAN
As of now, Konnan has
to be my least favorite wrestler. He is the
only
person, other that
DDP, that I will actually turn the channel just
because
they are on. I
seriously think that when WCW puts a Konnan segment
during
its first hour, the
ratings for "Walker, Texas Ranger" increase
dramatically,
just from people
switching over to USA and wishing that RAW had
started
already. For being a
luchador, have you noticed that he has almost
the worst
endurance in wrestling
today? Couple that with the fact that all of
his matches
follow almost the
exact same format . . .now, I know some other
wrestlers
matches are like that
too, but at least they try to look interested
in the match.
Konnan almost never
makes it over his opponent with that leapfrog . .
.his little
rolling lariat is
almost always late .. . on most of his face plants,
the opponent's
head ends up hitting
him in the crotch instead of the mat . . .and
when he
applies his finisher,
he doesn't even try to act like he's cinching
it in, he
just sits there
gasping for air, trying not to pass out. Pathetic.
5. SPLIT UP KANE AND
X-PAC
I have been a big fan
of Kane since his arrival and teaming him up
with X-Pac
just sickens me. The
WWF had a great thing going when Kane and
Mankind
were the tag champs.
Besides the fact that they are my two favorite
WWF wrestlers,
they seem to fit
together perfectly. Unlike him and Waltman who make
no sense
together and are
almost holding each other back. Separate the team,
put X-Pac
with Road Dogg, where
he should be, and let Kane go it alone again.
Please.
In closing, I have one
final thought. I always regarded WCW fans as
people
who appreciated the
wrestling aspect more than the fanfare. But on
last Monday's
Nitro, I heard a chant
of "Boring" coming from the crowd during the
Horsemen
vs. Raven/Saturn
match. I can't tell you how much this sickened me.
Those four
men competing in the
ring might be the best wrestlers in WCW right
now and
the fact that these
ignorant fans couldn't appreciate the best match
(by far) of
the night makes me
wonder if my thinking about WCW fans is misguided.
Thank you for your
time,
Dustin Anderson
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THE GOOD OLD DAYS
Written by reader:
Vincent Tabulka (dropspeed)
Remember the good old
days of wrestling? I'm talking back
when HBK wasthe
greatest IC champ and Bret Heart dominated
in the WWF. Well, what
ever happened to that? Today you
have a really crappy
WWF, one which severely lacks talent.
Let me ask you a
question. When was the last time you say a
good 5 minute match on
RAW? Can't think of an answer? That's
because there aren't
any. Week after week Raw has more talking
and crucifixions and
nudity than it does wrestling. Now, I'm a
14 year old WCW fan,
but I do try to watch both Nitro and Raw.
I stopped rooting for
the WWF when DX was formed. That one
moment was the turning
point for WWF, and for its fanbase.
Nitro used to crush
Raw in the ratings way back when. But ever
since WWF started to
market more and more towards kids with
this whole Austin and
DX saying bad, words which were "cool"
to kids, Raw started
beating Nitro senseless. Its from the kids
who watch it for the
sex and profanity, not for real wrestling. I
absolutely cannot
stand it when I go to the mall and I see a
bunch of 9 year olds
wearing "whoop ass 3:16" tee-shirts and
telling each other to
"suck it", makes me sick. Now I look back to
the vintage days of
WWF, and WCW too. WCW used to put on
even better matches
than now. I remember back at Spring
Stampede '94 the
street fight tag match between Cactus Jack and
Maxx Pain Vs. The
Nasty Boys. Anyway, the point is that the
WWF may be the Giant
now but just wait a few years, WCW
will come back and WWF
will have to resort to actually putting
on matches just like
the good old days.
Vincent Tabulka,
Rockland, New York
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ANOTHER FEMALE
WRESTLING FAN
Written by reader:
KnashsGirl
This is in response to
the whole female wrestling fan subject.
I am a 25 yr old
female wrestling fan. I have been watching since
1983. I love wrestling
and have since the day I started watching.
Now, I am one of those
fans that watches because of the action in
the ring, and not
because its trendy or some guy is cute. I am a
real wrestling fan and
always have been and always will be. I
know what I am going
to say now may get some negative responses,
but the ones that do
are the bandwagon fans that only watch cause
its trendy and for the
stupid stuff and not the wrestling. I don't
like the
3 ring circus that the
WWF does.
I do watch the WWF,
but I record it so I can go through all the
stupid stuff and see
the little bit of wrestling matches that they do
have. Before all this
bandwagoners say anything....I watch all
wrestling....
wrestling mind you,
not stupid storylines that make it seem as though
I'm watching Jerry
Springer. When I turn wrestling on, whether it be
WCW or WWF, I want to
see good wrestling matches. So the female fan
that loves wrestling
does exist.
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RIP OFF? SOMEONE'S
GRASPING AT STRAWS…
Written by reader:
Jeremy Thomas (ravenfeather)
This is in response to
"No New Angles" in Issue #253, by "the
Immortal."
His assertion that WCW
is blatantly ripping off the WWF struck me
very wrong. My
reasonings:
1. Ric Flair's asylum
angle vs. Kane's asylum angle: These two
angles have one thing
in common--straight jackets. Everything else is
entirely different.
Kane was being threatened with the asylum because
Vince McMahon wanted
him to take out the Undertaker, and the
justification
for him going would
have been that he was a danger, due to his
extreme
state of Psychosis.
Ric Flair was sent because he was loony, as in
silly loony,
taking his pants off
in the ring. NOT offering to set himself on
fire. Now,
while I didn't enjoy
the scenes in the loony bin, they did serve a
purpose, if it ends up
happening...the rumored bringing in of Scott
Hall to the Horsemen.
2. Asya vs. Chyna:
Yes, it is a blatant rip-off, but its intended as
such,
for humorous purposes.
Hell, when Degeneration X spoofed WCW, people
thought it was a riot.
Now, WCW mocks the WWF, and its a rip-off?
3. DDP vs.
Rock/Austin: Oh, gimme a break here...Page and the Rock
using "The People's
Champ" is like Raven and Jesse Venture both
using "The Body" (Yes,
in Raven's Pacific Coast Wrestling days,
he was Scotty "The
Body" Levy). its not a rip-off. And as far as
the
Austin/Page
goes...that one is a little different, but you know what?
The
two stars are entirely
different. The similarities are there, but the
differences are
staggering. Personally, I like Austin better between
the
two of them, but don't
consider Page a rip-off.
4. Macho Man vs.
Everyone else in the WWF: You're grasping here.
Yes, Macho was
supposed to have an Austin-esque gimmick, but it seems
he's simply modified
his own, original gimmick slightly. The women
are
not enough
justification for a Godfather rip-off, and the current
trend is
not Austinish in the
slightest. Look, Immortal, if you want to say
you
prefer the WWF over
WCW, just say so. Don't make yourself look bad
coming up with
evidence that doesn't exist.
Yours truly,
Jeremy L. Thomas I
a.k.a. Little Sexy, the Macintosh Killer
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WRESTLING IS A SOAP
OPERA
Written by reader:
PicaboLyxx
In response to what
MadSpector wrote on wrestling not
being comparable to a
soap opera, I could not agree more. WRESTLING
is not a soap opera,
it is a venue for large men to pound on each
other.
This is where the
"Clown", steps in. Mr. Vincent K. McMahon realized
that people wanted
more than just 2 brutes beating each other up, and
thus,
created the "soap
opera", the show we all know and love, SPORTS
ENTERTAINMENT. If you
are so interested in seeing large men bump and
grind each other so
much, ESPN seems so show alotta sumo and
collegiate
style wrestling, so go
have fun with that.
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SSCW
May 16,1999 - The
Inferno Kid wins vacant Heavyweight Title from
Don Montoya, Devon
Storm defeats Mike Quackenbush and Ryan Wing
to capture the vacant
SSCW Lightweight title. ISPW-ISPW presents its
biggest show to date
on Friday Night, May 21st at Hackensack High
School
in Hackensack, NJ with
"Spring Slam '99". J.R. Ryder will challenge
Ace
Darling for the ISPW
Heavyweight Title in a grudge match. Also that
night
Luke & Butch, The
Bushwhackers, will be taking on"The Psycho" Derek
Domino and "Property
of Derek Domino" Ryan Wing (w/T.R. Shock)..
The ISPW Light
Heavyweight Champion, Billy "HighLight" Reil will
defend the title
against Trent Acid. In other matches: Inferno Kid
(with
the sexy Bobcat) takes
on Devon Storm, Doink The Clown vs. Mr. Puerto
Rico, Glenn Osbourne
vs. "Superstar" Lance Diamond.
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