Issue # 276
Date:
Saturday August 14th, 1999 8:00 pm
The Wrestling Booking Sheet
Your Ten Top Franchise Picks
By Steve Appy
You have just been
placed in charge of a soon to debut wrestling
promotion. Every
wrestler in the world is at your disposal, and you
have the absolute
freedom to raid the talent of your competitors. Who
do you choose?
Let's narrow it down a
bit; you can choose any ten wrestling
personalities alive,
regardless of current promotional affiliation.
After deciding the
style and market you are targeting, the world is at
your disposal.
The money men behind
the promotion have given you a large enough budget
to be instantly
competitive, so money is not an issue (after all, this
is a hypothetical
exercise).
What criteria should
be used in your choices? its all up to you.
Past drawing power,
charisma, interviews, age, potential, workrate,
attitude, experience.
There are no boundaries, you decide the criteria.
Managers, valets and
commentators are included as well, since they are
an such an important
part of the finished product. Tag teams are
welcome as well,
though the members must be chosen separately. If you
feel that Harlem Heat
would be the keystone of your promotion, Booker T
and Stevie Ray must be
chosen as different picks. An outright vote for
a tag team will be
disqualified; no tie picks, you must choose one
personality over
another.
Picks must be in
order; a #1 pick is worth 10 points, a #2 pick is
worth 9 points, and a
#10 pick is worth 1 point (you get the picture).
Obviously, only one
vote per person/reader (duplicate votes will be
thrown out).
All votes must be sent
directly to
Appy@xxxxs...
Votes are due at
5:00 PM, EST, on Saturday,
August 21st.
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**********GET
ECW IN THE UK**********
Calling all UK
wrestling fans are you getting fed up of seeing WCW +
WWF copying things
from ECW even the ROYAL RUMBLE match where MANKIND
was handcuffed by the
ROCK and beaten that has
already happened in ECW
but how were we too
know because fans in the UK don't get ECW except on
BRAVO where it is 3
years old footage. I say lets get ECW on channel 4
we all know channel 4
is the most cool terrestrial channel and if WCW
can get on CHANNEL 5
with their lame product ECW can get on CHANNEL 4
and show everyone in
the UK it is supreme to WCW and even WWF so I say
lets all phone,
e-mail, write to channel 4 and get the most hardcore
fed on TV and let it
become the biggest wrestling fed in the UK
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Straight Shooting
By : Fritz Capp
PWBTS 2000
http://pwbts.com
(One of the more
interesting wrestling sites on the web)!
Before we get into the
meat of the column I want to take a moment to
personally thank Steve
Appy for running my column here in the
Booking Sheet. I must
say that out of all the wrestling newsletters I
have read over the
past couple years this is by far the most
informative and
professional that I have seen. Although my topics
sometime cut to the
quick, I will endeavor to keep the journalistic
integrity of the
newsletter to the best of my ability. And now on with
the show!---
Been a long time eh?
Well to be honest not much has really changed in
wrestling since the
last time I wrote this column. Oh, I'm not saying
that there hasn't been
2 ˝ tons of wrestling news but the reality is
that nothing is new as
far as wrestling itself is concerned. It is
still the same over
glamorized, over produced, backstabbing, over
glorified, do what you
can to rip out the heart of your competitor
business that we all
love to watch and talk about.
Now I know I've missed
a lot of things and usually I just take one
topic and go to town
but look at everything that's been going on: Paul
Heyman once again
shows Philadelphia, the town that put ECW on the map,
the way he truly
appreciates them by having the very first TNN taping
done right from the
ECW Arena. Huh? Oh that's right, Heyman is having
ECW's first taping in
Ohio. Sorry, I forgot. But
anyway, ECW's second
taping for TNN comes
to you from beautiful
South Philadelphia, the
birthplace of
Hardcore. Oh sorry, my mistake...the second taping is in
New York, isn't it? I don't
know what I was thinking. I mean why would
Paul show any loyalty
to the fans from
Philadelphia? He doesn't show
it
to anyone else.
Who the hell chose
Ivory as the women's champ in the WWF? This chick has
about as much business
as the WWF woman's champ as Eric Bischoff has
being
head of WCW. Both
really suck. I mean c'mon, she really can't work, her
mic skills are
horrible and she looks to be 50 years old half the time.
In fact, unless Vince
wants to get serious about a women's division,
scrap the whole damn
thing. I would sooner see the valets getting in
pseudo fights and that
would be it. If Vince really wants to have a
woman's division he
should study the tapes of All Japan's women and
others from the land
of the Rising Sun, because the bottom line is no
one here in the States
knows what they are doing when it comes to women
wrestling.
Joel Gertner is
getting tremendous heat because of comments he made
right after the JFK
Jr. accident. What... is everyone on the Internet
just stupid? Nothing
goes down in ECW without Heyman's approval. I
cannot believe that
all of you so called smarts actually bitched and
whined about Gertner
without saying one thing about the guy who
scripted it and
allowed it to air. And yes people, Heyman has admitted
that he scripted it
and used it to get people to talk about his
promotion. I guess
that says a lot about the current booking and
product of ECW. If you
have to go after cheap heat to get people
talking about your
promotion instead of allowing your product to
speak for itself then
you have a problem, plain and simple.
Speaking of product in
ECW, I had the best laugh I had in a long time
the other day. I was
browsing around and I was treated when I found a
column that actually
stated that the ECW of today is every bit the ECW
of old. Now I'm not
going to embarrass the writer of this mish mosh of
bull by naming him,
and thankfully the webmaster of the site that this
crap was sitting on
updated it so they do not have to be embarrassed by
this guys writing
anymore. (Although they probably believe that just as
well.)
In his column he
stated that the locker room in ECW today was every bit
as strong as the old
days. Now let me see if I got this correct,
today's ECW locker
room is
just as talented as
when ECW had Chris Benoit, Dean Malenko, Eddie Guerrero,
Mick Foley, Rey
Mysterio Jr., Raven, Stevie Richards, Sandman, Chris
Jericho
etc. Who's butt is
this guy sniffing? (<---dog reference) Sure you
have some good guys in
ECW today but there is no way in hell they can
compare to the old
stable of wrestlers that ECW had. What is becoming
apparent to me is that
this guy may be being weaned to become the heir
apparent to a certain
person who is becoming more focused with a
certain wrestling
promotion down south because the writer of this
dribble can't actually
believe that crap that he wrote. This was
nothing more then a
resume showing the ECW higher ups that he can kiss
ass just as well as
the current incumbent.
Have we seen enough of
Al Snow's mental problems? I said when he first
returned to the WWF
that he didn't need the "Head" gimmick but he got
it over and it was
amusing for awhile but damn man, its time to move
on. Al Snow is a
talented worker and knows the business inside and out.
The latest angle has
had Snow fighting midgets, talking to stuffed deer
heads and he now has a
dog? C'mon Vince, let's get back to the program.
Has anyone else seen
Hogan re-inventing himself again? Sure you have,
how can you miss it?
He's now clean shaven and he comes back to WCW TV
and gets the belt
right away. Vintage Hogan, vintage bullsh*t. All we
need is the yellow and
red to make the change complete but Hogan has
said he would never do
that. Of course he said he was running for
president too and you
all see where that went.
I lashed out about
Bischoff when he forced himself on Flair's wife. I
said that there wasn't
any place for that in wrestling today. Now we
have the WWF doing the
same angle with Prince Albert. It still sucks, I
don't care what
federation its in. If you need to do something like
that to get a person
some heat then get rid of the person because they
can't draw. its not
like anyone would miss the hairball anyway.
Poor old Kevin Nash is
probably being forced out of his booking job.
Why do I say that?
Because Bischoff is changing what Nash has planned
"on the fly". Now if I
was Nash I'd tell him to get screwed. Why put
all the time into
booking a show just to have some ex-meat salesman
change it at the last
minute?
Droz is becoming one
of the biggest turn offs in the WWF. When they
brought him in you
could see that he had potential and he still does
but these stupid
gimmicks the WWF is giving him makes me want to change
the channel when I
hear his name, let alone want to watch one of his
matches.
Randy Savage in a
stupid angle beats on Gorgeous George and everyone is
offended. So what does
the WWF do? The next week on RAW they have Shane
elbow Stephanie in the
mouth. Was this the WWF's way of saying to WCW
that
if your gonna use
male/woman violence all you have to do is make it
look like an accident
and it is ok?
What is the deal with
all the wrestlers on television shows anymore?
On any
given day you can
almost guarantee that your gonna see one of the WWFor
WCW's workers on some
talk show, movie show, game show etc. I love
wrestling as much as
the next person but I thought the glut of
wrestling shows was
overkill but now we have to see them everywhere
else also? There's
nothing wrong with a little promotion but this is
outta hand.
Speaking of outta hand
Rena Mero is starting to make me sick. I
wouldn't care if this
bitch was sent off into space and lost forever,
in fact I think I
would enjoy that pretty much. (At least I would get a
good laugh at trying
to figure out how she would try to blame the WWF
for it) This chick was
nothing before Vince and after her little fling
at trying to make it
on TV she'll go back to that, being absolutely
nothing. Her timing of
her trumped up lawsuit against the WWF shows
what kind of shrew
this woman really is. I guess she forgets that it
was Vince McMahon who
bought her that body she so proudly displays.
Breast augmentation,
liposuction and other enhancements
sure make a difference
don't they Rena? A little airbrushing doesn't
hurt either. Just
remember, it is ok to come out on national TV for a
year and a half
wearing basically nothing in front of little kids,
except when you want
out of your contract. One thing I am glad about, I
don't have to watch
her do that damned "grind" anymore. It would have
been cool if she knew
how to do it.
Speaking of women in
the business, who gives a rats ass about Madusa?
This
woman should go back
to doing soft core promotional videos in Japan
because no one cared
about her before and no one cares now.
The WCW chat rooms
have become a sort of dictatorship instead of a chat
room
as of late. Bob Ryder
has seen to it that while it is ok for him to
insult and chastise
people no one is allowed to do or say anything back
to him. His little
guard at the door is some West Virginia inbred who
actually leaves his
computer on 24/7 so that his autokick remains on at
all times. I mean this
guy will drive hundreds of miles just to go to a
Nitro. This guy is
pathetic. In fact, it appears that there is now a
list of names that is
automatically kicked whether you have ever been
in the room before or
not.
There was a bit of a
chat on the 1wrestling.com message boards between
someone and Ryder. The
writer explained that he had never been in the
room before but was
banned from entering for no reason at all. All
Ryder said was that he
had to talk to the new gestapo agent in charge.
Now here's the thing
about WCW's chat rooms. If your going there from
AOL you cannot be banned.
They can and will kick you but you can log
back on. The funny
thing is that while you cannot say anything about
myself, PWBTS or
disagree with Ryder you can go in and attack and
threaten the other
people in the room without being kicked by Ryder's
lackey otherwise known
as Fanatics. That just happened last week. Also
if you see Fanatics be
careful what you say to him because it could
actually be his wife.
They play a game that no one knows which one it
actually is. I am sure
that makes for some very interesting chats in
the sex rooms, huh?
Everyone is up in arms
about Jesse Ventura being a ref at SummerSlam.
Well not everyone,
just his political opponents and WCW employees
because Jesse didn't
sign with WCW. I personally think its great. Why?
Because I do, do I
really need to explain everything to you? Would
anyone have a problem
if Jesse was an ex basketball player and wanted
to ref a game and
donate his money to charity? No one would question
Bill Bradley, what is
the beef with Jesse?
Jeremy Borash of WCW
Live!, at the Jesse Ventura press conference
announcing
he was going to be at
SummerSlam, asked Jesse what he thought about the
WWF
not being able to
wrestle in Oregon because of the states strict drug
testing policy. Hey
Jeremy, how come WCW doesn't wrestle in Oregon? It
couldn't be because a
lot of the workers in WCW are so pumped up they
wouldn't be able to
pass the drug test for 5 years if they stopped
using right now, could
it? The truth of the matter is that both
federations have a
major problem that they still refuse to address
because looking the
other way is easier than helping those who make
them money. Sad but
true. Why is it every time WCW holds a surprise
drug test at a house
show none of the big names are ever there?
It has been revealed
that Mr. Ass's mother on the TitanTron on RAW was
actually played by
WCW's own Mark Madden. Madden was shown as he
vacationed at the Live
Oak Nudist Resort in Washington, Texas. He
donned the wig so no
one would recognize him.
Chris Jericho is
finally out of the concentration camp known as World
Championship Wrestling
and is now headed to the WWF. I call WCW a
concentration camp
because unless your name is Hogan or the president
can look over his
backyard fence and see your wife sunbathing you are
held down to a midcard
status even though you could out wrestle most of
the people in the
locker room. Good luck Chris, you deserve it.
Another pair of faces
entering the WWF is none other than The Dudley's
from ECW. I find it
very interesting that they are leaving ECW just
before the company
goes national. What do they know that we don't?
And with that I'm
outta here until next time. Remember, wrestling is
nothing more than what
it appears to be.
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In Memory Of Owen Hart
(1965 -- 1999)
Written by reader:
MIISSTRESS
If you can only see
what you had done to me
Will I ever see your
warm kindness.
You alway's seemed to
be here for me, when no one has ever gave
anything for me
When you left my heart
broke in two, but I know to move on to find
something new
You will always be in
my thoughts and my prayer's
Thinking back for all
the good times that we shared,
You may be far away
right now but that is something that I wonder how
Why you left I do not
know, when so much love is here to show.
So many thing's you
left behind makes me want you to find love in mind
its hard to see that
you are not here but things are always not very
clear
To my heart, to my
prayer's, to my thoughts and to my tear's
You may be the clown
in town, but you never ever wore a frown
You make people feel
as though they can live
But they always seem
to love to give, we know you left us so suddenly
But in our heart's
you'll stay with me, to all the fan's that you had
touched
Will alway's love you
so big and so much
We shall never forget
you no matter what
Owen, you will be
missed, god bless and god speed
You shall always be in
our heart's, our mind's, and our memories
Rest in peace Owen
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A Passing…
Written by reader:
DynDen
In some very shocking
news out of Lima Peru, Florida wrestler Yuel
Lovett has passed
away. It was reported that during a tour of Peru with
a group led by his
teacher and confidant Steve Keirn that Yuel
succumbed to cardiac
arrest. The event occurred at an Outback
Steakhouse were the
group was catching a
late dinner, and as he
was returning to the table he had what appeared
to be a heart attack.
Several people tried to administer CPR until he
was rushed to a local
hospital, where was pronounced dead. He was
accompanied on this
trip by his girlfriend Shanye Roberts. Hopefully
more news will be
available in
the coming days.
The following is a
brief bio and a statement from Jake Kennedy,
CO-webmaster of
StrictlyWrestling.com.
10.) Yuel Lovett
-Height:6'1"-Weight
:252
-Year Turned Pro :
April 1998
>-Promotions
:CCW,IPW,SPWF,FWA
-Type of wrestler: CAN
WRESTLE ANY
STYLE
-Finishing move or
move: "THE
LUV'EM & LEAVE'EM" -a
fisherman style
swinging neckbreaker
Alex was a great
entertainer and friend; his passing has come as a
complete shock to the
staff of SW. Myself, Jeremy, and Darlene were
friends of Alex and
we'd like to pass our deepest sympathy to his
family in South
Florida and to Shanye. Alex's career was cut too short,
and his full potential
never reached, but his memory will remain for
years to come. His
star shined the brightest in Coast Championship
Wrestling and
Independent Pro Wrestling Hard-core, were he worked as
one of the top heels.
Whether it was leader of the West Coast Invasion
in CCW or the main
heavyweight of 911 Inc. in IPW, Alex came out every
night to give 110%,
and not a fan walked away without saying how
impressive that Yuel
Lovett guy was. His career almost ended sooner
when he suffered a
several broken leg at the hands of "Navy Seal"
Terrance Black, but
Alex was determined to return to normal or even
better.
Only a few months ago
did he and Shanye travel to Peru on the first
tour. It was what he
would say was one of his most memorial moments in
his career. Alex
always had time for the fans, and he always had time
for his two brothers
from Jersey who wanted to make an impact on
Florida wrestling.
Well, Alex, you made an impact on us, and we won't
forget you. He'll live
on in our hearts and mind forever. God Bless
you, my friend.
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The staff of The
Wrestling Booking Sheet
Editor: Steve
Appy
Columnist:
Mark George
Columnist: SamJerry
Columnist: Fritz
Capp
Columnist: Rick Phelps
Columnist: Cindy
Barnes
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