Issue # 385
Date:
Friday November 5th, 1999 11:20 pm
The Wrestling Booking Sheet
RATINGS FOR THURSDAY,
11/4/1999
Reported by Dave
Scherer at:
http://www.1wrestling.com
WWF Smackdown: 4.8
WCW Thunder: 2.4
SONNY ONOO LEAVES WCW
Reported by Mike
Samuda at:
http://www.wrestleline.com
Sonny Onoo, a close
friend of Eric Bischoff's, has been released by
WCW. A Japanese
American who played a stereotypical evil Japanese
businessman (complete
with a bad accent) Onoo found his influence on
the wane following
Bischoff's departure.
Onoo was the WCW
contact to New Japan Pro Wrestling, and at this point its
unknown who will
assume this unfortunately low priority position.
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THE DEFINITION OF A
MARK
Written by reader:
Kevin Cooper (BOOTSY5)
I am writing this
letter in a kind of bad mood. I was recently in a
chat room and had
gotten in an argument with a guy about a certain
wrestler. Now once I
shut him down, he called me a mark. He appeared
to be trying to
degrade me by this comment. However, it just really
got me thinking.
I read all the time
about marks and 'marking out' in newsletters all
over the Internet. The
word has become a weapon that people use to try
and elevate themselves
above others, who they consider marks.
Let me say once and
for all, I am a mark. I am a complete mark for the
entire sport of
wrestling. Then again, so are we all. Why? Because
the life doesn't end
for us at 11 on Monday or at 10 on Thursday. The
second the cameras go
off, we're online checking out all the newest
news. Do we
think we are beating
the wrestling system by doing this, and therefore
we are no longer
'marks' but we are 'smarts'? No, no, no, we are doing
just what Vince
McMahon and Ted Turner want us to do, we are spending
more time then
they have devoted on
television or live events on professional
wrestling.
We are becoming
wrestling fanatics by our own will. We are as some say
'marking out' to the
Internet. We work harder so that we can think we
know more and are
therefore better than the non-Internet user fan.
Just as some buy into
the storylines on TV, which I love to do, these
so-called 'smarts' buy
into the Internet rumors.
By devoting much of
our time to surfing the Internet looking for the
newest wrestling news
we are in fact proving that we are complete and
total marks for the
sport. The word has more-or-less lost its meaning
due to Internet fans
butchering it, however, it is still clear enough
to see that we
are all marks...all of
us. So, where have all the marks gone?
Nowhere, they've just
tried to disguise themselves.
Sincerely,
Kevin Cooper (Bootsy5)
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Steve Appy
responds:
I'm in full agreement
with Kevin on this one. Anybody who devotes a
substantial amount of
time to wrestling is a mark; I'm definitely one
myself. Smart, mark,
smark, it's all the same, we all spend way to
much time on this
little hobby of ours.
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THE OVERUSE OF
WRESTLING TERMINOLOGY
Written by reader: Ken
Kobiernicki (Chicago306)
I would like to
complement Paul Stefanowicz on his article, "An Overuse
of Wrestling
Terminology." He is right in stating that terms such as
"jobber, blading, and
workers" are being constantly shoved down our
throats.
One of my best friends
will be a jerk to others one day, and friendly
the next, claiming
that he is the "ultimate face/heel." Another friend
of mine uses the terms
"jobbers" or "J.O.B. Squad" for any team that
loses or any person
who rides the bench. I am also sick of hearing
people claim to be
"marks"
for retarded things
such as sports teams. I don't know what is worse:
1) People who overuse
these terms or
2) People who use them
out of context.
Thanks,
Ken Kobiernicki (Chicago306)
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THE DECLINE OF STEVE
AUSTIN
Written by reader:
PlentyKewl
Austin was shaping up to be
one of the greatest of all time. It seemed
that no matter how bad
things got he would always rebound to rise above
all obstacles, both in
reality and in the ring. However, in recent
memory he is slowly
losing his appeal and fading fast. It is such a
disappointment to see
the man who is the highest grossing WWF champ of
all time go so
downhill.
In a time when
everyone assumed that Hulk Hogan's legendary popularity
would never be
duplicated,
Austin managed to rival the
greatest in the
business virtually
overnight.
The King of the Ring
tournament was just the beginning for the
Texas
Rattlesnake. He
displayed the birth of what would now be known as the
WWF Attitude. He
spawned the
T-Shirt industry with
one phrase, "Austin
3:16 says I just whooped your
ass." He gave new
definition to mike skills with his violent persona
and abusive language.
He also proved to be a great wrestler by ripping
Marc Mero and Jake the
Snake apart.
I saw him pull off an
aggressive style of wrestling that has never been
seen before or since.
He had reversals, power and speed. He lifted Mero
straight over his head
and let him drop to the floor. He reversed a
sleeper into the
Stunner and watched him compete harder than anyone.
Then his unfortunate
neck injury occurred. A man who could have died
now faced the threat
that his career was over. But he came back to
become more invincible
than ever. For the first time ever, a Bad Guy
became so damn bad and
evil we had to love him. From there he became
another member of
WWF's famous Triple
Crown Club.
Now to make a long
story short,
Austin needs help or may fall
out of
the limelight as
quickly as he fell into it. So I send this memo out to
Vince McMahon in hopes
that he realizes how to get the Toughest SOB
back to the top where
he belongs.
First things first,
get rid of JR,
Austin should not have any
friends
at all. I say
Austin should screw over the
Rock for the Title and then
open up a can of whoop
ass on DX, JR and McMahon on the same night.
Austin should not do
commentary, but if he does, he should not
compliment anyone and
just state that everyone sucks but him. He needs
to curse a lot more as
well. I'm tired of him sayin "Stomp a Mudhole in
Ya." What the hell
does that mean? Plus he needs to quit quoting
Forrest Gump with
"That's all I got to say about that."
Most of all
Austin has to stop jobbing.
Everyone loves a winner, the
fact that there is
this unwritten rule that Good Guys need to get
screwed is retarded. I
also want to see
Austin pulling off more of
his
psychotic stunts
again. I.E. hosing McMahon down with beer or filling
up his car with cement
or burying UT with a dump truck.
Stone Cold can also
use some help on his moves. I understand that he is
more of a brawler, but
punching and clotheslining gets kind of boring.
He needs to be quicker
and add more moves to his arsenal. A
Texas
cloverleaf, powerbomb,
perfectplex, DDT, Atomic Drop, Torture Rack,
Samoan Drop, Top rope
moves, anything, just add anything!!!
Austin is one of our great
champs. I'm sick of people bitching about
him. I do agree he
needs more moves, but he does managed to sell moves
a lot better than most
wrestlers, which counts for a lot to me. He
represents the
working stiffs and is
a man of the people. He was creative and a real
phenomenon. He made
wrestling more popular than it ever was and we owe
him. So Vince, take
heed to my words and let's give the Rattlesnake
another "Hell Yeah!"
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JUVI'S EMPLOYMENT
Written by reader:
JBanks1372
Concerning Juvi's
employment jeopardy...
This would indeed be a
colossal blunder on WCW's part to release him
simply because his
English talents aren't that good, and Russo and
Ferrera's dislike for
non-American talent is one of the reasons why I'd
rather see somebody
else in charge there.
To my thinking, the
name of this game is professional WRESTLING,
emphasis on the
Wrestling. Interviews and
the ability to give
them are okay, but the primary emphasis should
always be on their
abilities in the ring. And that's where Juventud
Guerrera rules.
Concerning something
I've talked about before....
A couple of years ago,
when I first got into the internet thing,
I used to hang around
the WWFs
AOL site a lot, and
frequently
contributed to their
message boards. It's not a practice I do anymore,
too many dweebs there
giving me a headache.
There was one
particularly outrageous fool who, shortly after Brian
Pillman's death,
posted a message stating that Pillman was not dead.
That his real name was
Brian Adias and that his death was just an angle
to cover the fact that
he was serving time in the
Texas penal system.
I was reminded of this
jerk just the other day during some of my mental
wanderings. I posted a
response to the fools letter, stating that
first off, Brian Adias
was a long-time wrestler in Texas and anybody
who could mistake the
two wrestlers knew nothing whatsoever of
wrestling. At least
nothing of Texas Wrestling.
Secondly, that the WWF
doesn't play games with
death. Some things
they just don't do, and angles concerning death are
one of them.
Looking at things now
I see I was mistaken. Death and dying and
terminal illness
ARE things that the WWF will
use for gimmicks, and
there appears to be
very little that the WWF won't do in the name of
"Sports
Entertainment". Silly me.
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JERICHO COMMENTARY
Below we present Chris
Jericho's latest commentary, courtesy of his
official website:
http://www.chrisjericho.com
11/5/99
NP:Rage Against The
Machine-Battle Of Los Angeles
I just returned from
Times Square in NYC, where I did an autograph
signing for the new
WWF Volume 4 CD. It was great seeing all of you
guys there and it's
even better that my song is the opening track on
the album. Combine
that with my in ring debut in MSG last week and my
Big Apple experience
was a good one!
This is the month of
Jericho as far as the magazines are concerned. WWF
Raw, Wrestling
Superstars, Wrestling World and the first issue of the
the new millennium of
Pro Wrestling Illustrated, all feature yours
truly on the cover.
The Wrestling World even has a six page color
spread on Fozzy
Ozbourne. Make sure to check them out!
Speaking of Fozzy,
stay tuned for some huge news involving the band. I
mean HUGE!!!!
I'm getting more and
more comfortable with the WWF and I'm really
looking forward to the
Survivor Series. My goal is and always was, to
be the WWF World
champion and I feel it's well within my realm to do
so!
The Y2J shirts are the
hottest selling shirt in the WWF right now, so
if you have one
thanks, if not...well get with it jerky!!!!
The movie of the week
is Fight Club. It was really creepy with a crazy
plot twist that blew
me away!!
The new Dream Theater
album, Scenes From A Memory is definitely my
choice for the album
of the year!!
Well onward with our
continuing series of my favorite matches out of my
first 1000.
1. March 31,1996 -w/
Dr Luther vs. Arashi, Tachihikari -Tokyo, Japan -
Dr Luther is one of my
best friends not only in the business, but in
life as well. When we
were training in Calgary we discovered that we
both had a love for
the movie Spinal Tap. We always wanted to have a
tag team called the
Lovely Lads, taken from the flick. Well we worked
each other many times
as opponents, but never as partners. That changed
this night in Korakuen
Hall in Tokyo. We had a great match and an even
greater time teaming
up as the Lovely Lads! Nobody else was told of the
name, but we had quite
a laugh over it!
2. Sept 14, 1997-Eddie
Guerrero- Winston Salem, NC- Eddie 's one of the
best I've ever worked
and this was an excellent match for the 97 Fall
Brawl PPV. I was
especially happy with it, as Benoit told me it was one
of the best matches
he'd seen in a while. Quite a compliment!
3. Sept 22, 1997- w/
Takaiwa, Otani, Kanemoto vs. Liger, Samarai, Wild
Pegasas, Kendo Kashin-
Niigata, Japan- Once again, only about 3000
people in the arena,
no TV, but a great match. The crowd was so loud
for this match,
everything that was done got a huge reaction. It was
such an honor to work
for New Japan Pro Wrestling, I really miss it. I
even made the usually
mean faced Pegasas laugh during it, with some
stupid remark!
4. Feb 22, 1998-
Juventud Guerrera- San Francisco, CA- This match was
for Juvy's mask and I
wanted it to be a memorable one for him. I feel
that it was. We pulled
out all of the stops for this one and
incidentally, we stole
the show! I was disappointed that the match
happened so quickly,
with minimal build-up, but that's the style of
WCW.
Well, I'll finish this
up next week.
Until then be good to
each other and God bless you guys!!
–Chris Jericho
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