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Issue # 408
Date:
Tuesday November 23rd, 1999 9:06 am
The Wrestling Booking Sheet
WWF MONDAY NIGHT RAW
LIVE FROM: BUFFALO, NEW YORK
By Rick Phelps (wrestleric)
The show opened with Test and
Shane McMahon telling the Stooges and
Slaughter that they needed to
find Vince McMahon, who had "lost it",
because the problems with DX
had gone too far.
Mankind/Al Snow versus
Hardcore/Crash Holly
Holly blamed Snow for
Wal-Mart for pulling the Hardcore Holly dolls off
of the shelves. Holly said
Snow could not be forgiven for causing a
negative effect on the sales
of his dolls. Hardcore dropkicked Crash
in the back (who was in the
SnowPlow) for the win. Mankind wore the
Holly's out with a chair.
Winners: The Holly's via
pinfall
--After talking on his cell
phone in a limo, HHH informed DX that Vince
had flipped his lid, and they
were coming up with reasons for it
happening, such as Test
getting his nose broken, Shane and Stephanie
"falling down the stairs" and
the Stooges getting beat up.
--Shane and Test finally
found Vince, in a car with a baseball bat in
hand. They tried to get him
out, but Vince yelled at his son and
future son-in-law, telling
them to get ready for their tag team title
match, because he just wanted
to get some fresh air.
Kurt Angle versus Mark Henry
Angle began the match by
pointing out that he won gold at the Olympics
while, Henry did not. Angle
took the match with a suplex with a bridge
for the win.
Winner: Kurt Angle via
pinfall
--In the back while yelling,
"Let's play the game", Vinny Mac rammed
the DX limo with his car and
then began busting out the windows of the
limo with a ball bat.
The Godfather versus Chris
Jericho
The conscience of the WWF
held a sign that read WWF=PORN at ringside
during this match. The ho's
attacked Jericho during this match. Jericho
won the contest with the
Lionsault.
Winner: Chris Jericho via
pinfall
--Vince was arrested in the
back. While on the ground and in handcuffs,
HHH kicked Vince while he was
done. The camera crew followed Vince
through every step of it,
including the booking room, fingerprinting,
Vince saying how humiliated
he was and how the backseat in the squad
car smelled like urine. With
his one phone call, Vince called Shane and
asked Shane to give HHH a
special message.
Edge/Christian versus Dudley
Boyz
While Christian sat on Edge's
shoulders, Christian suplexed D-Von from
the top rope for the win.
Winners: Edge/Christian via
pinfall
--The Rock told Mankind that
he did not throw away his book and then
told Al Snow that he was not
giving out autographs (he did not "know"
who Snow was). The Rock then
told Snow somewhere he could put Head. The
Rock also commented that in
Chapter 37, Mankind said he carried the
Rock in their Royal Rumble 99
match. The Rock said that it was the
other way around.
--Clips were shown of
Stephanie McMahon in the bridal gown shop.
Throughout the evening, the
bridal shower was being shown. Mae Young
presented Stephanie with a
leather outfit, accessorized by a whip. Mae
then whispered to a shocked
Stephanie what she needed to do on her
wedding night. Moolah then
got onto Mae for drinking so much, and to
quit embarrassing her. After
Linda announced that she was chartering a
plane to Vegas for a party,
Moolah kicked Mae into the cake. Mae then
threw cake on Stephanie and
Moolah.
Jeff Hardy w/Matt Hardy/Terri
versus X-Pac
Billy Gunn press slammed
Hardy right into the X-Factor, giving PAC the
win. After the bell, DX
attacked the Hardy's.
Winner: X-Pac via pinfall
The Big Show versus Kane
The Big Show won by countout
when Kane left the ring to handle Viscera,
who was giving Tori a hard
time. The Big Show hit a thunderous slam on
the big man.
Winner: The Big Show via
countout
--HHH showed footage of Vince
McMahon ramming the DX limo and implying
that Vince was the one
responsible for running over SCSA. HHH said it
was his civic duty to put
McMahon away. Shane came out and said that
Vince will wrestle HHH at
Armageddon. He also said that Vince ordered
that HHH will wrestle the
Acolytes tonight in a handicap match. HHH
then goaded Shane into the
ring, who was then attacked by DX. However,
the Hardy's, the Acolytes,
Test, and the Stooges hit the ring, clearing
out DX.
--In the back, Mr. A$$ was
seen being tended to, who hurt his knee
during the last altercation.
Val Venis/British Bulldog
versus Too Cool
As the Bulldog was swinging
Scotty "Too Hottie" around for the running
powerslam, Taylor's feet
clipped Venis in the face, which left the
Bulldog in the ring. The Mean
Street Posse then hit the ring, forcing
the DQ. Rakishi (Fatu),
wearing a a sensuous leather outfit (NOT!)
cleared the ring and danced
with Too Cool.
Winners: Too Cool via
disqualification
Road Dogg versus Test
Due to the injury of Gunn,
this became a singles match with Shane Mac
as the referee. Test beat the
Road Dogg with the Dogg's own pump handle
slam.
Winner: Test via pinfall
The Bossman/Prince Albert
versus The Rock/Mankind
Mankind joined this match in
progress to help out his old "friend."
Mankind pinned the Prince
following the People's Elbow by the Rock.
Winners: The Rock n Sock
Connection
--The police released Vince,
but told him not to go back to the arena.
HHH versus The Acolytes
The Acolytes dominated HHH,
but the "Game" got away when Bradshaw
mistakingly kicked Farooq. As
HHH was heading up the ramp, Vince nailed
him in the back with a chair
and threw him off the ramp through a table.
Winner: None announced
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ROUNDING THE SQUARED CIRCLE
"KIDS, DON'T FORGET TO HAVE
YOUR REPORT CARDS SIGNED" OR
"ARE THE 'POWERS THAT BE'
REALLY POWERS THAT BE?"
BY
SAMJERRY
Visit My Home Page At:
http://members.aol.com/samjerry
WCW's new creative team,
Russo, Inc., have been in place long enough
for us to take a look at the
impact they have made so far. When they
first took over, I said their
first, and maybe their second, NITRO
would produce a spike in the
ratings and then things would fall back to
where they were. It appears
that is just what has happened. I saw an
article last week that said
the average spread between RAW and NITRO
had actually widened a bit.
Why is this? I think the answer is pretty
obvious. Russo, Inc. has
turned WCW into a knock off of the WWF. In
doing so, they have alienated
many of WCW's "traditionalist" fans. Many
who said they are so PO'd,
they have/will quit watching WCW.
In converting WCW, they have
changed its TV Rating to PG-14 to match
the WWF and allow them more
leeway in their use of language and
apparel. These changes are
very obvious. We are hearing words never
used before, the women are
showing more skin, with Puppies being
showcased, the matches are
shorter with many ending in a screw job, and
they are using more backstage
bits.
In short, they have turned
NITRO (and Thunder) into "Crash TV." I have
read several Articles and
readers comments saying WCW has gone further
than the WWF. Some have gone
as far as to say WCW is starting to look
like the WWF and the WWF
resembles WCW of old. I don't think I would go
that far ... yet. The CEO of
Russo, Inc., Vince Russo, has sworn to
overtake and beat the WWF on
a regular basis. We can expect more of the
same, and most likely he will
push the envelope even further.
Like most new bosses when
they take over, Russo was open to suggestions
from all and said he had an
open door policy. Like most new bosses,
that policy quickly
evaporated. Like most new bosses, other priorities
begin to consume his time.
Reports are that there is grumbling in the
locker room that Russo isn't
interested in input from the wrestlers
about the direction their
characters might go. Known as a workaholic,
Russo is said to be "too
busy." Russo, Inc's. next-in-command, Ed
Ferrara, is now their
principal point of contact. After having said
that he and Ferrara will not
appear on camera, we have already seen Mr.
Ed make his debut as
"Oklahoma," doing what many consider a tasteless
imitation of Jim Ross.
We hear the words "Power That
Be" in what seems like every other
sentence mumbled by Fat Tony
and Booby The Brain Dead. Note to Russo,
Inc.: I think we get the
idea. Then we have The Creative Control Twins,
who went from Outlaw Bikers
in the WWF to Corporate Enforcers for The
Power That Be in WCW. So we
don't forget their names, they were blessed
with Jerry and Pat. So
familiar? Emperor Vince has his Stooges and now
Russo, Inc. has theirs.
A look at the first PPV that
Russo, Inc. had control of from cradle to
grave is in order. This past
Sunday they staged Mayhem, at the Air
Canada Center in Toronto. So
that the number of empty seats wouldn't
show on TV, Captain Dillinger
of the WCW Gestapo, treated the plebeians
in the cheap seats to the
empties close to the ring. He was also nice
enough to pass out WCW shirts
and signs to the aristocrats seated
ringside. Usually Captain
Dillinger is busy confiscating signs he deems
inappropriate (Read: Anti
WCW/Pro WWF) as fans enter the arena. It
should be noted that the WWF
put on a near sellout show the previous
night at The SkyDome in
Toronto. Some have said that is why Mayhem had
so many empty seats. They
rationalize that Toronto is "WWF Country." I
think that is just a small
part of it.
While the WWF has been to
Toronto many times, they put on a House Show
v. a WCW PPV that showcased
all their top talent. Included were the
semifinals and finals of the
WCW Championship Tournament, with two of
Canada's favorites, Chris
Benoit and Bret Hart involved, and Hart
expected to be crowned
Champion. He was. Thankfully, The Powers That Be
allowed the match to end
cleanly, despite run-ins by several during the
match. WCW's No. 1 Son,
Goldberg was booed and piped in cheers of
"Goldberg" were used. They
both had the same amount of time to
advertise.
What I think it shows is
people are looking for something new out of
Russo, Inc., not Son Of WWF.
Good King Eric (RIP) tried (and for a
while succeeded) to beat the
WWF by signing all their talent. Russo,
Inc. is trying to beat the
WWF by emulating it. I fear they are going
to end up the same way Good
King Eric did if they keep heading down
this road. I doubt they will
be successful trying to out-WWF the WWF.
We have all heard that Russo,
Inc. were the brains behind the WWF's big
comeback. More likely they
were a part of a team effort, headed by
Emperor Vince, as many have
suggested. Based on the plusses and
minuses, I think The Powers
That Be rate a "C" on their Report Card. I
would hate to see The Powers
That Be become The Powers That Used To Be.
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STRAIGHT SHOOTING
By Fritz Capp (pwbts)
http://www.parentstv.org/
This is the site that was
being talked about on RAW last night. It is
the same site that has
targeted Howard Stern and now they are going
after the WWF. Below are some
of the things you will see on their
front page.
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PTC Unveils 1999 Family Guide
Smackdown! Treats Young
Viewers to Sex
E- Alerts: PTC's TV Picks
Bozell's Column: Again, Rage
Tilts at Windmills
Smackdown! Features Rape and
Funeral Fun
U.S. Army Sponsoring Trash TV
Aimed at Children
Medved: Hollywood again makes
drug use seem hip
Report Shows Howard Stern TV
Show A Failure
PTC Releases New Report on
Family Hour
Join Our National Ad Campaign
(Steve Allen Ad)
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Now everyone, it is not smart
to just whip out flaming e-mails at these
people. What is smart is to
arm yourself with the necessary
information in order to
combat this form of censorship.
These people have NO RIGHT to
try to pick and choose what you are able
to see on television. That is
your choice, not theirs.
Contact all of the WWF's
advertiser's and tell them how much you
support their choice to
advertise on the WWF's programs. Support the
WWF's advertiser's by using
their products.
This is not just going happen
in the WWF. This will spread to WCW and
also ECW if we allow this
infection to take hold. The ultra moralistic
people who are a part of this
and other movements like these feel they
are doing a needed service
and thus can justify in their minds that
what they are doing is right.
If you do have the urge to
write these people (or others like them)
then please do it in an
intelligent and thought provoking manner.
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POSSIBLE LEGAL RECOURSE
Written by reader: Tim Wan (TWAN)
Regarding Steve's contention
that cruelty & negativity are not grounds
for litigation: Ah, but it
is. There is a common law tort (civil claim)
which is called Intentional
Infliction of Emotional Distress. (IIED for
short.) IIED is often a joke
in the legal profession, as many
frivolous lawsuits arise
under it. But the basic idea is that if…
1. Someone intentionally does
something,
2. That is considered
offensive to an objective reasonable person,
3. Which causes emotional
distress, and
4. That act was meant to
cause the distress to the given person, the
person can sue for IIED, and
win lots of money.
So in essence, Ross could sue
if he could prove the above four factors.
And I sure know that the only
real difficult issue is factor #4.
- Legal Analysis from Tim
Wan, Attorney-to-be
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BELLS PALSY
Written by reader:
darrylthedude
After reading Clarissa Yoon's
letter (WBS #407), I felt I had to write
about my own experience with
Bell's Palsy. I was about the same age
Ms. Yoon is now when I began
to notice a slight paralysis and loss of
feeling on one side of my
face. My family suspected I might've had a
"slight stroke". I was a bit
scared, needless to say, but I wasn't
going to panic before getting
it checked out.
Well, the Neurologist I saw
told me I had Bell's Palsy and explained
the condition to me. She also
said not to worry, it will go away
within a week or so; and it
did. So, I had fun with it. My friends
made fun of me and I laughed
along with them. I thought Bell's Palsy
was funny... until I learned
of how it was affecting Jim Ross.
You see, the Neurologist
didn't tell me that Bell's Palsy was not
always temporary. Looking
back, I realize that I was blessed (I say
blessed because I don't
believe in luck). I know how Ross must feel
about the parody of his
condition, because I know how I would feel if I
still had Bell's Palsy and my
"friends" were still making fun of me.
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WCW'S ACTUAL STRENGTHS BEING
UNDERUSED
Written by reader: Paul
Stefanowicz (psflair@xxxxs...)
I tend to agree that the new
creative team is going a bit far in trying
to combat the WWF. This may
actually be one of the problems - their
focus is on outdoing their
former employer, rather than putting on a
quality wrestling show.
I guess some of the backstage
skits are a necessary evil - Monday being
"ratings night" and all. The
best thing WCW has going for them is their
wrestlers. They have a lot of
stars capable of putting on good matches.
I am a long-time viewer, so I
do appreciate the appearances of Ric
Flair and
Curt Hennig, as well as Bret
Hart. But I also enjoy
some of the younger guys,
such as Benoit, Vampiro,
Dean Malenko, Perry Saturn,
Eddie Guerrero, Juvi, Guerrero, and so on.
Harlem Heat is a good tag
team.
Fit Finley's appearance was
very impressive last night on Nitro, and
matches with Norman Smiley
should create excitement.
My point is that WCW has the
talent to drive a good
show. People talked about
that Malenko - Benoit cage match for what it
was. Let these guys perform,
and give them a chance. This means "Powers
That Be" as well as viewers!
As a 20-year fan, I still
think that the "house show" is an exciting
thing (and Nitro really is a
fancy house show!). Keep the emphasis on
the wrestlers - they provide
the best action!
-Paul Stefanowicz
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