Issue # 432
Date:
Monday December 13th, 1999 11:19 am
The Wrestling Booking Sheet
MISS KITTY FLASHING THE CROWD
The WWF crossed a new line
last
night when Miss Kitty showed
the
crowd her breasts (and there
wasn't mud covering them this
time).
The nudity itself doesn't
bother
me a whole lot (and as an
adult
I didn't mind seeing it). If
it's going to happen
pay-per-view
is the proper forum.
McMahon's
ethical error was not the
nudity
itself but the fact that the
nudity wasn't ADVERTISED.
Promote the hell out of it
and
promise that one of the
participants
will be "showing her puppies"
before
the night is over. Don't
hint,
because we've all been burned
so
many times by both promotions
that
a hint is easily disregarded.
Don't give us your
traditional
"accidental nudity" that
takes parents
(and their sometimes gleeful
children)
by surprise. Really give
people the
choice; we always hear the
rallying
cry "let the parents decide".
"It's
the parent's choice, they
need to
decide themselves what
content is
suitable for their children".
The WWF didn't give parents
the choice
this time.
WWF.com released an official
statement
on the "accidental nudity":
"One second too much
During the World Wrestling
Federation's
TV-14 rated Pay-Per-View
event, titled
Armageddon, on Sunday, Dec.
12, 1999,
an overzealous Miss Kitty
flashed her
breasts for less than one
second in the
Four Corner Evening Gown Pool
Match for
the WWF Women's Title. WWF
censors
immediately placed a towel on
her chest.
The WWF apologizes for this
unauthorized
exposure."
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ARMAGEDDON THOUGHTS
Written by reader: Lee Relph
(LEEINBLACK)
I wonder how many of the
WWF's sponsors
were watching the PPV last
night? You
know what I'm talking about -
where
Miss Kitty.......erm......
Anyway, it
was a surprisingly strong PPV
despite
looking naff on paper.
It was great to hear such a
great pop
for the Hardy Boyz but I have
to know
this : were the boos for the
Mean
Street Pansies real "They're
heels so
I shall boo them" heat or "Oh
no, not
these idiots!" heat?? And did
I really
hear Too Cool and the
Acolytes getting
face pops? I have to say that
Kurt Angle
seems to bring the best out
of his
opponents. He had a great
match with
(the now departed) Shawn
Stasiak and
even Steve "Someone get me a
personality" Blackman looked
good last
night too.
Am I the only one wondering
if Mae
Young has ever visited planet
Earth at
all? Kane should be in the
running for
"Most Improved Wrestler of
the year"
and I liked the double
standard
stipulation of the cage match
too. I
hope all the Jericho-holics
will stop
bleating now he has the IC
belt.
Actually, I think he and
Chyna really
clicked in this match and
definitely
surpassed their last outing.
I feel sorry for Mick Foley.
Once he
was in the ring, he didn't
get a single
pop until he went to tag the
Rock. I was
surprised to see the "Great
One" work the
body of the match - perhaps
Foley's work
ethic has rubbed off on the
Rock. Perhaps
the Rock will be the next one
taking a
dive off the top of the Hell
In A Cell
.......and NITRO will win the
ratings
before the Millennium....
:-).
The main event was sloppy,
intense,
comedic, brutal and the WWF
at it's
story telling, swerve ending
best. But
I can't help thinking that
Stiff-anie
is just too "sugar and spice"
to be a
heel. I wonder if this will
lead to a
love triangle scenario with
HHH,
Stiff-anie and Chyna now she
has no
belt to defend?? I was
surprised that
the announcers didn't try and
put two
and two together when HHH
charged Vince
with the car that he may have
been
involved in the Austin
incident. There
again, Austin is out of the
picture.....
for now.... Oh well, I'll
leave you with
this thought: Imagine what it
is going
to be like around the McMahon
dinner
table for Christmas lunch
this year!?!?!
-LEE RELPH
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SHAWN MICHAELS
Written by reader:
Outlaw_Ben
On the last newsletter there
were talks
of Jose and Shawn no longer
being
together. That is true but
the reason he
is no longer with Jose is not
because
Michaels mistreated the WWF
superstars.
In fact, not many stars were
around
here in the first place.
LOD did three Shows with The
Texas
Wrestling Alliance. The
Godfather did
one show and Tiger Ali Singh
did one
show. Sho Funaki did multiple
shows
here and in fact was pretty
good with
lots of guys here. Although
he didn't
speak much English he liked
it here.
Sho now has a bigger role on
Jakked
and Heat so he is no longer
down here
in San Antonio.
As far as attendance at the
TWA, well,
attendance is in fact up. The
have had
a couple shows on television
and more
and more people have been
showing up.
As far as Shawn's students
go, they are
extremely good. These guys
are some of
the best high flyers I have
seen. The
two students that are at the
dojo are
most likely two guys that go
by the
name of "The American Dragon"
and
"Spanky". Spanky and Dragon
are
extremely good. If you ever
seen their
high flying skills you would
most
likely compare them to the
Ultimo
Dragon.
Many people that started out
with
Shawn have in fact left the
TWA and
his wrestling school, but
these guys
were overweight, beer
drinking slobs
that didn't really entertain
the
crowds yet they still wanted
to be
the main events. These guys
egos were
hurt that people other than
them were
getting the headlining match.
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ANOTHER ACCOUNT FROM THE
SCHOOL
Written by reader:
Anrchy666
In response to Mike
Mooneyham's article
on HBK, I'm currently a
student at his
wrestling school and must say
that
whoever sent you a lot of
that info is
real wrong.
First off, my friend did not
break his
neck (I will not go into
detail about
this accident out of respect
to both
Michaels and my friends
family).
Next, Michaels' shows at the
Far West
for the TV tapings are always
sold out
and his wrestling program is
rated #1
in San Antonio. According to
Michaels
as he explained at the
beginning of
class, him and Jose did not
see eye to
eye on training. Jose wanted
to bring
students in and shoot them
out in 10
days, whereas Michaels would
rather
send out a great wrestler,
not some
half-ass, which is why his
school
classes are 3 months.
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THE STEPHANIE SWERVE
Written by reader: Newton E.
Calkins (mr.gray)
To anyone out there who
thinks that
Russo was the only good
writer I say
"ppppttttthhhhhhttttt". Maybe
it's
just me, but the Stephanie
heel turn
has me riveted. I can't wait
for Raw
now! And that's the true
testament to
the power of the current
writers and
the likability of Test's
character.
I actually CARE about this
angle!
I only hope that it turns out
to be
a result of the amnesia (how
like a
soap opera is that?). I can't
believe
I'm actually "marking out".
Reminds
me of the early days, when I
cared
about the characters...
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COLLECTABLE SHOPS & THE KIDS
THAT DON'T SHOP THERE
Written by reader:
JP0379
I just wanted to drop a line
after
reading your latest issue.
RobSammy wrote in and stated
that he owns a collectibles
shop and
that all but one of his
customers in
the last year and a half who
bought
wrestling-related products
were over
15 years of age. It's obvious
that
this is an attempt to
insinuate that
the majority of the people
who buy
these toys and figures are
not under
15. His point holds no water,
however.
How many kids under 15 shop
at
"collectable" shops? They
shop at Kmart,
WalMart, Kay Bee Toys,
Toys-R-Us, ect..
If someone is going to defend
something
one of the feds do, at least
they should
do it using a reasonable
example.
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ARMAGEDDON LIVE
Written by reader: Stephanie
Antonoglou (BUFFDADDYfan99)
I was there and it was
great!!!!!!!!!
Every match was worth it! The
Chyna/
Y2J was one of my favorites!
Still can't
believe Steph and HHH !?!?!?!
It will
make some storyline. It was
my 1st PPV
and I loved the entire
experience. I
can't wait to see RAW at
American
Airlines Arena in 3 weeks. I
have to
say that the Armageddon
between Vince
and HHH has only just begun.
-Stephanie Antonoglou
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MINISTRY THOUGHTS
Written by reader: Tom
Guttenberg (tgutefunk)
Where was the Undertaker? All
the
"insiders" had him coming
back for
Armageddon. My prediction
going into
the night is that HHH and
Boss Man
would each win their matches,
and
the Undertaker would come at
the
end and reveal each still
part of
the Ministry. With Stephanie
turning
heel, my prediction might
just come
true on Raw tomorrow night,
except
Big Show will have to lose
the title
some other time.
Remember when Undertaker
kidnapped
Stephanie? She could have
been made
secret allies with the
Ministry at
that point. And to think I've
been
calling her just another
McMahon
family bad actor this whole
time.
It probably makes sense that
if
Undertaker is going to reveal
a new
Ministry, Raw is the more
appropriate
place, where more fans will
see it,
and the WWF will be able to
get a
good twenty minute peak
ratings
segment out of it.
Will this make Test the
main-eventer
that people have been
discussing here?
How long will he feel
betrayed and
pissed off at HHH and Steph,
and the
Undertaker, and whomever else
might have
been involved? I doubt that
story can be
carried all the way to Royal
Rumble,
unless Test pairs with
another strong
face, like the Rock or
somebody.
If the Ministry comes back,
and includes
HHH, where would that leave
DX? Without
a leader, that is unless
Shawn Michaels
comes back. Possibly a DX
defection will
be a partner for Test. This
is one of
those exciting times in the
WWF coming
up to the Rumble, which
always decides
the contender for
Wrestlemania. The
storylines are infinite, so
these are
just my guesses. Hopefully
Austin will
be healthy, and WM 2000 will
be blowing
up.
--Tom
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A CRITIC OF THE SOAP OPERA
Written by reader:
HJA21
Everyone is saying how this
angle with
Test-Steph-HHH-Vince is so
wonderful
and how the heel turn by
Steph Sunday
night was great
entertainment. Is
anyone else sick of this
angle already?
I was ready for it to end as
soon as
this whole Steph-Test thing
heated up.
Wrestling fans want to see
feuds with
pro wrestlers: not the
53-year-old boss
and his daughter. At least
use the
talent that is on the
payroll, not the
boss's family. That's just my
opinion.
I think HHH needs a
push...but not a
push involving beating the
crap out of
the 53-year-old boss and
running away
with his heel daughter.
But look at who has the WWF
world title
...doesn't say much for the
script
writers. Don't get me
wrong... I think
the WWF does a great job at
times...but
they took a wrong left turn
somewhere
with this ridiculous angle.
Thanks for
listening.
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PREDICTABLE, OR LOGICAL
Written by reader:
RanmaSolo
First of all I have to say
the Jericho
vs. Chyna match was awesome!
Jericho
won of course, which is WHY
it was
awesome. (Especially since he
made
Chyna tap out!) Also, I think
the
handshake in the back was
pretty cool.
Now why I'm really writing...
A lot of people I've been
talking to
since watching the WWF PPV
said that
the heel turn by Steph was
too
predictable. I say it was too
predictable... But it made
WAY too much
sense NOT to do it. This is
the same
"Daddy's Little Girl" who was
sacrificed to the Undertaker
BY Daddy!
Also remember that
Test/Andrew sure was
quick on the trigger to give
up on
Stephy when she was drugged
and forced
into wedlock with Triple H.
So... Who
was left for Steph to turn to
but the
Game himself, Triple H, for
support?
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OTHER WRESTLING MERCHANDISE
AIMED AT CHILDREN
Written by reader:
KNashsGirl
I wanted to add to all the
stuff about
the WWF aiming its product at
kids.
They don't just make toys.
They also
have shirts with wrestlers
and their
sayings on them for kids. If
the WWF
wants it to be total adult
content
then McMahon really needs to
make so
you have to be over 18 or 21
(I say 18
or 21 because any kind of
adult product
sold you have to be over one
of those
ages, depending on the
company, to be
able to buy and sort of adult
products)
to see them live and to stop
the
selling of kids shirts and
toys.
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ANOTHER PARENTS GROUP WITH
WRESTLING REFERENCES
Written by reader:
UMWChris
There is another group trying
to stop
violent toys, and problems in
wrestling
is once again on the list.
Their website
is www.lionlamb.org. The
stupidest thing
they are concerned about is
Bret Hart,
when his outfit is made the
way it is
in the Ringmaster set, to
symbolize his
gimmick, just like the other
3 figures.
Okay, I'm going to post you
up the 2
wrestling items that made
their "Dirty
Dozen" for violent toys, and
you can
check out the website. It
might help
advance the debate on the
action
figures being marketed for
children,
as they have the recommended
ages
showing 4+, but I don't like
the way
they are taking things, too
far.
<<Brawl 4-All Steel City,
Jakks Pacific, $18
Recommended age: 4+
Description: A plastic
replica of a
wrestling ring complete with
four
WWF wrestling figures, a
"body
slammin’ chain-link fence"
and a
"pulverizing push broom."
Why we chose it: This set
encourages
young children to "bash and
dump
opponents senseless with an
array of
street-fighting accessories"
and
"slam opponents against (a)
bloodied
chain-link fence."
Ring Masters, Toy Biz (Marvel
Enterprises), $8
Recommended age: 4+
Description: This line
includes four wrestling figures â€" "Collect
Them All!" â€" including
Bret, "the Hitman" Hart.
Why we chose it: Bret, a WCW
figure,
comes complete with a gatling
gun,
a rifle, and a pistol. "Load
missiles
into front of gatling gun,"
children
are instructed, "Turn knob in
rear of
gun for rapid fire action."
This
figure combines two types of
violence
in one.>>
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