Issue # 449
Date:
Monday December 27th, 1999 11:30 pm
The Wrestling Booking Sheet
WCW NITRO REPORT FOR
12/27/1999
By Steve Appy (Appy@xxxxs...)
Live in Houston, TX, at The
Astrodome
An angry nWo (minus the
injured Scott Hall)
entered the arena with
thoughts of Bill
Goldberg on their mind. Mike
Tenay
acknowledged Goldberg's
injury and stated
the he suffered a severed
tendon in his arm.
WCW Executive Vice President
Bill Busch
released a statement
announcing that The
Outsiders are stripped of the
WCW World
Tag Team Championship due to
Hall's absence;
an eight team "Lethal
Lottery" tournament
would decide the fate of the
championship.
Brian Knobs pinned Bam Bam
Bigelow in 2:52
Chris "Champagne" Kanyon
provided color
commentary for this Hardcore
battle; both
men brawled into the crowd
and Knobs pinned
Bigelow while the action was
shielded from
the camera by the audience
(Falls Count
Anywhere is apparently an
implied Hardcore
rule).
Sid Vicious & Chris Benoit
arrived together
at the arena; the nWo berated
JJ Dillon as an
nWo Monster Truck drove up to
the Astrodome.
Sid Vicious announced that he
will be getting
the title shot at `SOULED
OUT'; Chris Benoit
challenged Jarrett to a
"Triple Threat Theatre"
match, which involves three
matches under
"Dungeon Rules".
The nWo vandalized Sid
Vicious' rental car; is
there anything more pathetic
than watching grown
men act like brain dead
teenagers? At least
Scott Hall is funny, these
three just looked
silly engaging in petty
property damage.
Mike Rotunda & Buzzkill
defeated Dean Malenko
& Konnan in 1:57 when
Buzzkill pinned Malenko
*Lethal Lottery World Tag
Team Tournament Match*
As the Revolution & Filthy
Animal members brawled
at ringside Jim Duggen nailed
Malenko with his
2X4, setting him up for the
easy pinfall by
Buzzkill. Duggen's attack
also eliminated his
ally Konnan from the
tournament, a fact that the
announcers failed to
acknowledge.
Jeff Jarrett & Bret Hart
disrupted the power in
the arena while fooling
around with the
production trailer; the next
segment saw them
destroying a table full of
catered food (are
they fearsome yet?).
Scott Steiner, in a
wheelchair, was escorted
into the Astrodome by his
brother Rick.
Tank Abbott defeated Shane
via Knockout in 0:45
A succession of punches left
Shane unconscious
(at least they finally
realized that Abbott
can't be marketed as a
typical professional
wrestler).
A tribute vignette aired
highlighting Scott
Steiner's career; a teary
eared (and a
seemingly very credible)
Steiner announced that
he would never wrestle again.
The nWo
interrupted and badgered
Steiner out of the
ring (which included throwing
his empty
wheelchair over the top
rope). As Steiner
limped to the dressing room
Bret Hart mocked
him in the ring, which led to
Jeff Jarrett
destroying a ringside
technician with his
guitar. Seems a perfect setup
for Steiner
to return seeking revenge
against the
dastardly villains (or to
swerve us and join
them).
Nash promised that "Scott"
would be in the
arena tonight; all three men
cut great heel
promos on Goldberg & Sid.
Hart & Jarrett cut
terrific intense interviews
while Nash managed
to remember that he was a
heel tonight; Sid &
Benoit took out all three
with baseball bats
(and an interfering Curt
Hennig for good
measure). Hennig ended up
being thrown onto
the hood of Sid's defiled
Cadillac, which sent
him to the hospital in a neck
brace.
Midnight & Lash Leroux
defeated Harlem Heat in
4:54 when Leroux pinned
Booker T
*Lethal Lottery World Tag
Team Tournament Match*
Stevie Ray showed no mercy to
Midnight when they
locked up while Booker T
wanted to keep the battle
clean. Midnight is already a
better worker than
Stevie Ray; a frustrated
Stevie Ray knocked out
all three participants with
his Slapjack
(including Booker T). A prone
Leroux scored the
victory when his unconscious
body ended up draped
on Booker T.
The mysterious masked man
from last week laid out
Chavo Guerrero Jr. (who
joined Shane on his list
of causalities).
The Revolution made
disparaging comments about
George Washington while
standing in front of the
Washington Monument; Saturn
ended up reciting Dr.
Suess while the remainder of
The Revolution
looked on in confusion.
WCW World Heavyweight
Champion Bret Hart
defeated Jerry Flynn via
Submission in 3:55
Tenay announced that the
World Championship at
"SOULED OUT" can change hands
on a
disqualification; Jarrett's
interference led to
Hart applying the
Sharpshooter for the submission.
Vince Russo dislikes clean
finishes so much that
Hart needs assistance to
defeat Flynn? Abbott
sucker punched a fallen Flynn
after the nWo
cleared the ring (which sets
up their "Block
Match" at "SOULED OUT").
Tony Shiavonie announced that
NITRO will be cut
back to two hours
(8:00-10:00) starting next week;
Tenay promised that "NITRO
will be even faster
paced". NITRO is already so
fast paced that you
walk away with no lasting
impressions of the program.
PG-13 defeated Rick Steiner &
Berlyn via
reversed decision in 2:42
*Lethal Lottery World Tag
Team Tournament Match*
Berlyn abandoned Steiner,
although he single-handedly
managed to destroy both of
the Memphis
cruiserweights. Steiner
pinned JC Ice, and
proceeded to batter both men
to the point that
the referee reversed the
decision.
Perry Saturn sought out a
suspicious Hacksaw Jim
Duggen and tried to formulate
a plan for their
"Lethal Lottery" tag team
match.
Norman Smiley & Asya defeated
Hacksaw Jim Duggen
& Perry Saturn in 3:30 when
Smiley pinned Saturn
*Lethal Lottery World Tag
Team Tournament Match*
Shane Douglas provided color
commentary; Duggen
attacked his partner (Saturn)
at the opening
bell. Douglas was enraged
when Asya Superplexed
Saturn, which led to Duggen
dropping a knee on
his partner. A timid Smiley
made the cover while
Duggen "celebrated" with his
family in the ring.
United States Champion Jeff
Jarrett pinned
Billy Kidman in 8:06
Hart & Nash freely interfered
on Jarrett's behalf,
which eventually brought The
Filthy Animals to
the ring. While Rey
Mysterio's crutch almost put
Jarrett down for the count it
was Kevin Nash's
baseball bat that thwarted
Kidman's Shooting Star
Press. Jarrett's "Stroke"
ended the showdown and
led to the Filthy Animals
being degraded by the nWo.
Gene Okerlund interviews Lex
Luger & Elizabeth;
Luger joined us in complete
Sting costume and
proceeded to mock Sting
(Tenay informed us that
Sting will return in late
January). The lights
in the arena briefly went out
and when they were
turned back on Luger was
surrounded by black
roses (which we were informed
is the symbol of
death). I guess Sting is
returning to his silent
fearsome routine?
The Harris Boys defeated Meng
& Fit Finlay via
countout in 1:20
*Lethal Lottery World Tag
Team Tournament Match*
Ron & Don Harris won the
tournament match when
Meng & Finlay were counted
out (Meng & Finaly
were brawling all over the
arena). The lights
went out & The Harris's were
decimated by an
unknown assailant in the
darkness.
David Flair & Daphne Unger
announced that they
will be "Natural Born
Killers" (did they have
to do an homage to a movie
that bad?).
Tony Shiavonie announced that
TNT will have a
"Best of the Millenium" NITRO
highlight show
to be shown on Wednesday
(12/29) from
8:00-11:00 PM.
Three Count did their boys
band routine until
Vampiro broke up the routine
(what a great way
to get a babyface pop). Evan
Karagious
prepared himself to team with
the intruder as
the Tag Team Tournament
continued…
Crowbar & David Flair
(w/Daphne Unger) defeated
Vampiro & Evan Karagious in
4:23 when Flair
pinned Vampiro
*Lethal Lottery World Tag
Team Tournament Match*
The Maestro (Flair's
scheduled partner) was
destroyed by Crowbar (Devon
Storm), who
interjected himself into the
match. A lead
pipe led to a Flair victory
and another beating
on poor Three Count.
Standards & Practices (the
former Lodi & Lenny
Lane) warned Flair & Crowbar
that their behavior
put their jobs at risk; the
response was an
attack on the "brother" duo
by Flair & Crowbar.
Jeff Jarrett questioned Kevin
Nash as to whether
Scott Hall would appear at
The Astrodome tonight;
Nash promised that "Scott"
would come through and
participate in the tag team
tournament tonight.
Buff Bagwell & Chris Kanyon
defeated Disco Inferno
& Big Vito in 4:28 when
Bagwell pinned Vito.
*Lethal Lottery World Tag
Team Tournament Match*
Johnny the Bull & Johnny
Marinara escorted Disco
& Vito to ringside; Kanyon
abandoned Bagwell to
the mercy of the pathetic
Mafia stereotypes;
Disco accidentally knocked
Vito out with a chain,
leading to Buff scoring the
pinfall with The
Blockbuster.
Kevin Nash defeated Sid
Vicious & The Wall in
3:28 when Nash pinned The
Wall
*Lethal Lottery World Tag
Team Tournament Match*
The match scheduled to be
Hall & Nash vs.
The Wall & Sid Vicious; Nash
was forced into
a Handicap Match when Scott
Hall failed to appear.
Bret Hart's interference led
to The Wall getting
pinned; as the nWo abused the
babyfaces Scott
Steiner slowly made his way
to the ring. Using
one of the patented nWo
wiffle ball bats Steiner
showed his true colors by
attacking Sid; Scott
Steiner was introduced as the
newest member of the
nWo!
The nWo brought the already
vandalized Cadillac
outside the arena (with an
unconscious Sid
Vicious inside). The Cadillac
(and presumably)
Sid was crused by the nWo
Monster Truck; why kill
the credibility of the
product by depicting
Attempted Murder?
NOTES:
This week's 3-hour broadcast
consisted of 12
matches (the best of which
was Kidman/Jarrett).
Average Match Length Time:
3:36
Total actual "wrestling"
time: 43:33
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THE nWo
Written by reader: John Burn
(dangeruz24@xxxxs...)
I really like the nWo angle
that is now being
started and I think that the
nWo was one of
the best things that WCW had.
Here are some things that WcW
could do to
make this angle work:
1) Get rid of the Varsity
Club and the
Revolution and add their
members to the NWO.
2) Have the Powers That Be
sign with the NWO.
3) Give the NWO a huge
advantage, much like
they had in 1998.
4) Have a face group
consisting of: Sting,
Savage, DDP, Benoit,
Mysterio, Kidman,
and Goldberg.
5) Have Hogan return to fill
out the remainder
of his contract as a heel
w/the nWo.
6) Turn David Flair face.
Thanks for listening.
-John Burn, AKA JFYA.
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Steve Appy responds:
John,
I've always thought that it
was when the nWo
added all of their "B
members" (Stevie Ray,
Brian Adams, Horace,
Disciple, Vincent, Scott
Norton, Lex Luger, Mike
Rotunda, Ray Traylor,
Curt Hennig) that the group
became so stale.
If the nWo even has a chance
they can't add
more than one new member (if
that). They also
can't let their members cut
babyface promos
(are you listening, Hall &
Nash?).
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OPINIONATED COLUMNISTS
Written by reader: James
Dougal (bookerfan)
This is to all: I have seen a
trend on the
net which is kind of
bothersome. This trend
is the overwhelming opinion
based columns on
the Internet. The opinions
aren't what
bother me; who cares if you
agree or disagree?
That isn't my beef.
My beef is with the "writers"
who bash your
views. I say respect the
opinions of others. No
opinion from any one of us
comes from the words
of God. I am turned off by
"writers" who must
add their little petty bashes
to every column.
I don't mind a review of
wrestling tapes...but
why grade the matches and
tell us if it is
worth it. Your favorite match
my not be someone
else's so to grade and
opinionate every column
with petty shots taken is
pretty pointless. How
about having a column based
on the facts?
P.S. Reply back everyone. I
want your feedback.
-bookerfan
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Steve Appy responds:
James:
I'm personally turned off by
anyone who bashes
the opinions of others,
especially the back &
forth sniping that some of
the top Internet
sites are constantly involved
in.
Opinionated columnists don't
bother me much,
though; after all, a
columnists' (or
editorialists') purpose is to
share their views
(for better or for worse).
While there are
respectful ways of going
about it, by definition,
the more extreme the views
the more discussion
that will be provoked.
I'm not sure where the
journalistic boundaries are
when it comes to the
Internet; after all,
mainstream journalists often
rightfully look at
the Internet with scorn (how
many reports have
you seen on the Internet
reporting the death of
someone very much alive?).
Are there any actual
wrestling journalists
besides Dave Meltzer or Wade
Keller? I certainly
hesitate to call this
newsletter an example of
journalism; the only thing we
have going for us
is that we actually credit
our news sources. An
interesting subject probably
worth debating…
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A TRIBUTE TO MICK FOLEY
Written by reader: Matthew T.
Self (MSelf5477)
A year and a half ago I
started watching
wrestling again. I was
watching the WWF and
I bitched and complained
because I kept seeing
a fat, un-athletic guy and he
was fighting
Steve Austin. This Dude Love
character was
ridiculously cheesy and then
he returns as
some Mankind guy and he is
wearing a stupid
mask. He was pulling out his
hair and wearing
an ugly brown uniform; I
hated the guy, plain
and simple.
Then the most incredible
thing I have ever seen
occurred. Hell in a Cell. I
could not believe
what I had just seen, nor
could anyone else.
Hearing Jim Ross say, "Oh my
God, he's dead", or
something to that effect, I
really thought he
was.
Then, time goes on and this
guy keeps plugging
away. He dives into a power
box, he takes, what
was it, 11 chair shots from
The Rock? Personally,
I loved his roll down the
stairs during Halftime
Heat. The guy was giving his
all.
So, as the rest of the story
goes, Mick Foley went
on to win the WWF title 3
times, he repeatedly gave
great interviews, and he won
my "smart" ass over.
3 days ago I received his
book for Christmas. Now
I've read it and I am
terribly disappointed that
his career is drawing to an
end. This man's story
is incredible. The guy had a
dream and he went for
it. It wasn't easy, but he
made it. All the guy
cared about was wrestling and
through that the
wrestling fans. He gave his
body, and his life,
for us.
Now, as the end is drawing
near for Mick Foley, the
WWF has before it a
tremendous opportunity. I am
guessing that Mick wants to
go out as Cactus Jack,
for obvious reasons. If
anyone else invested such
a substantial part of one's
career in something
surely they'd want to go out
that way, too.
The feud is set up with HHH
and as that course runs,
a final match will probably
take place at the biggest
show on Earth, Wrestlemania
2000. Everyone says the
main event is Rock vs. HHH.
If it is it had better
not be title match. If the
WWF can't allow Mick
Foley to go out on top then I
certainly don't want
to spend my money on the PPV.
It would be a
terrible disgrace to
wrestling.
I watch now as all the venues
have Rocky Fever.
The crowds pop for Mick but
it pales in comparison
to that for The Rock. It is
my utmost and sincere
desire that wrestling fans in
general, no matter what
league, can appreciate what
Mr. Foley has done and for
the next three months give
him a standing ovation
everywhere. Then, at
Wrestlemania, I hope to see him
in tears because of the
honest, and heartfelt emotion
that is caused by the longest
and most deserved
standing ovation in wrestling
history.
In closing, I'd like to say
that I am not a Cactus
Jack fan, a Dude Love fan, or
even a Mankind fan.
It took time, but as anyone
who actually watched
this man would be, I am
totally a Mick Foley fan.
As I said before I just wish
I had noticed it a
long time ago.
-Matthew T. Self,
Tuscaloosa, Alabama
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WOMEN'S WRESTLING
Written by reader:
WsltrSpc
Women's wrestling has totally
gone to the DOGS!
The only reason most people
(especially guys)
watch it is for the T&A. I
mean, come on! Ivory,
Tori, B.B., ect. usually come
around in the WWF
live shows (RAW, Heat, ect.)
a few weeks before
pay-per-views. Usually, by
that time, either,
you:
A. Forgot their angles
B. Forgot their names, or
C. Forgot to give a darn.
When the women DO wrestle
it's usually in some
substance in bikinis. And,
could anyone please
tell me who wanted to see
Fabulous Moolah and
Mae Young wrestle in spandex
and/or bikinis?
Not me. Seriously, if Vin Mac
wants to make it
more interesting for the fans
he should give
the women's division more
belts with a more
diverse group of people.
Chyna should
definitely STAY OUT of it!!
She's too big and
powerful for that division!
She could clobber
the crap out of Jaqui, Ivory,
Tori, ect.!
Chyna should stick with
fighting guys.
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