Issue # 454
Date:
Saturday January 1st, 2000 12:42 pm
The Wrestling Booking Sheet
WWF HOUSE SHOW RESULTS
December 30th, 1999 in
Nashville, TN
Reported by Billy Toombs &
Sister Midnight at:
http://www.cataclysmal.com/big3/index.html
Kurt Angle pinned The
Godfather (w/Ho's)
Rakishi Phatu pinned an
unknown local opponent
Chris Jericho defeated Al
Snow via submission
after Chyna & The Kat's
intereference.
Jerry Lawler pinned Mideon
(w/Viscera)
2 Cool defeated The Holly's &
The Hardy Boyz
in a Triangle Match
Val Venis pinned Prince
Albert
WWF World Heavyweight
Champion The Big Show
defeated Kane (w/Tori) in a
Steel Cage Match
when Wright escaped the cage.
Tori was with
Kane and Xpac came in to
taunt Tori, Kane was
distracted, TBS choke slammed
Kane and left
through the door. Kane left
with Tori.
X-Pac pinned Test
The Acolytes defeated The
Dudley Boyz in a
"No Holds Barred" match
The Rock pinned Triple H
(w/X-Pac)
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ROUNDING THE SQUARED CIRCLE
"THIS IS THE DAWNING OF THE
AGE OF NEFARIOUS"
OR "DO YOU SWEAR TO TELL SOME
OF THE TRUTH"
BY
SAMJERRY
Visit My Home Page At:
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While the world is currently
celebrating
the Millennium, there are
those who say
the Millennium will really
take place on
January 1, 2001. In order to
please both
sides, I have looked into my
very cloudy
crystallized ball and have
seen the
wrestling headlines we will
be reading on
January 1, 2001.
1. Mae Young celebrated her
100th Birthday
by becoming the first woman
to hold the WWF
World Championship after
defeating her
recently divorced husband and
reigning
champion Mark Henry.
2. HHH was severely injured
during a camping
trip after falling down. His
nose was
reported to be a bloody mess
after a fellow
camper, and novice mountain
climber Kevin
Kelly mistook it for Pike's
Peak.
3. The Rock will be missing
from the WWF for
an indefinite time period. At
a recent House
Show at Stark, Florida's
maximum security
prison, as he was doing his
"Finally The Rock
has come back to Stark" bit,
he was recognized
as an escapee, the notorious
Pokemon Playing
Card Bandit. The Rock was
quoted as saying "I
think it's time I come up
with a new line."
4. Goldberg will be out of
action for the next
two months after again
angrily putting his arm
thru a plate glass window at
a Burger King in
Atlanta. He was still looking
for members of
the NWO. He tore a wide gash
in his arm and
shredded a tendon. The doctor
at the emergency
room where he was treated was
reported to have
told him that his was the
fourth and final time
he would be able to repair
this type of damage.
5. At this past weeks NITRO,
NWO leader Kevin
Nash turned on fellow members
Norman Smiley and
Buzzkill, beating them up and
booting them out
of the NWO. This reduced the
number of people
in the NWO to 26. Scott Hall
was missing from
NITRO again and faces
disciplinary action.
6. Recently defeated WCW
Champion Hulk Hogan
announced his retirement from
wrestling. His
announcement was greeted with
a certain amount
of skepticism. It is rumored
that he has been
secretly meeting with Kevin
Nash and Scott
Hall, and that they may be
forming a rival NWO
group.
7. Former WCW chiefs Eric
Bischoff and Vince
Russo are seeking financial
backing to start a
new promotion. They are
having a problem
finding the money since both
claim to be the
CEO and Lead Booker of the
new organization.
8. Unconfirmed reports from
Niceville,
California say that a very
high ranking member
of a group trying to
eliminate sex and violence
from wrestling was arrested
in a police sting
operation. Reports say he was
apprehended
soliciting favors from an
undercover
policewoman.
9. The NITRO girls have lost
their arbitration
hearing asking for more money
since going
topless. This was on the
heels of their other
arbitration loss asking to be
considered an
integral part of the show.
10. Reno Mero appeared in her
fifth Playboy.
In the interview portion of
the Article, she
said she firmly supports the
PTC in their
efforts to clean up all
entertainment mediums.
A fuming Hugh Hefner has
reportedly stopped
payment on the check for her
appearance. When
asked about Hefner's actions,
Mero says he
tricked her into posing for
photos that were
"tasteless" and plans to sue
him for $100
million.
11. New WCW Boss David Flair
is moving fast
to make NITRO competitive
with RAW. He has
signed former WWF employee
The Fabulous Moolah.
He plans to match her against
WCW Champion
Dennis Rodman. He hopes she
will become the
first woman to win the
championship of a major
wrestling promotion. He has
ignored all
attempts by his staff and his
nanny to show
him that the WWF has already
done this.
12. WCW announcer Fat Tony is
denying rumors
that his new boss has booked
him in the first
ever "Loser Gets Eaten Match"
v. a 600 pound
Bengal Tiger at the next PPV,
scheduled for
the newly renovated Coliseum
in Rome. His
broadcast partner Bobby
Heenan says the Tiger
doesn't stand a chance; that
Tony will see it
as just another sandwich in
waiting.
13. Basking in the glow of
having become the
No. 2 wrestling promotion,
ECW Owner Paul
Heyman has scheduled an
"Electric Chair
Death Match" between Hardcore
Icons Tommy
Dreamer and The Sandman on
the next ECW On
TNN program. Francine will be
strapped in
the chair and a 10 minute
timer will start
with the bell. Dreamer has
that 10 minutes
to save Francine. The Sandman
will be
finally be granted a Title
shot if he
prevents Dreamer from saving
Francine.
14. In a New Year's
Resolution, Stone Cold
Steve Austin swore off beer.
To his credit
he made until 12:15 AM
January 1, 2001. It
was not a total loss as he
won a side bet
with friend Scott Hall who
was attempting
to do the same, however,
caved in at
12:02 AM.
15. In a New Year's
Resolution, Internet
writer SamJerry promised to
never again
write anything negative about
Dirtbag
Doophus Page. He lasted until
the ink on
the page was almost dry. That
was longer
than most observers thought
he would.
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MICK FOLEY
Written by reader: Sean "The
Moose" Morse (Rickrude01)
I recently read a article
about Mick Foley
by Brett Wagner in the WBS. I
met Mick
Foley at an Autograph session
in Trumbull,
Connecticut and I couldn't
agree with
Brett more. Mick Foley made
me realize my
dream of attending Florida
State
University come true. As I
sit here in my
Florida panhandle home I
think I owe a lot
of my dreams to Mick Foley.
Peace,
Sean "The Moose" Morse
-WWF shareholder
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LONGTIME FAVORITES
Written by reader:
Thumperm69
In response to roadogglover's
question of
who is your favorite
wrestler; yes, as far
as for the moment, favorite
heels and
faces may change, but as far
as all time
who is your favorite? Any
true fan of
wrestling should be able to
answer that.
As far as me, ever since I
was little I
was a Hulkamaniac. With
today's wrestling
and so many great stars in
the sports
entertainment business it's
hard to pick
one.
While I am really partial to
The Rock, but
as far as all time faves, my
picks are;
Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair, Jake
Roberts,
Sergeant Slaughter. These are
the stars
I grew up with and have left
a lasting
impression. So, today the
favorites come
and go but as far as long
term greats,
every true fan should be able
to choose
a true icon of wrestling
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PUSHES
Written by reader:
Harlinator
I have been an avid wrestling
fan for
quite some time but there has
always
been one thing that has
bothered me:
the lack of pushes for
various
wrestlers. It is all too
often that
we see the same people go
back and
forth over and over, and "new
blood"
is never introduced.
Eventually
things start to get stale;
you can
only see HHH vs. The Rock so
many
times before you start to
fall
asleep in front of your
television.
Other wrestlers need to be
given the
chance to entertain and get
their
characters over with people
so things
do not get so stale and
predictable.
Personally, I am a huge
Gangrel fan
and would like to see him get
the
push and exposure that he
deserves.
So many wrestlers work very
hard day
in and day out but often get
overlooked when it comes time
for the
spotlight. If they would
spread the
wealth a little so to speak,
some
wrestlers would be more
interesting
and more popular.
Look at Kurt Angle. He has
become a
well disliked heel in the WWF
all too
soon in just a few short
months. I
understand that popularity
factors
in quite a bit, but after a
while,
I believe that The Rock's
catchphrases,
The Godfather's Hoes, and
Austin's 29
Stunners an evening will get
more
boring than they already are
starting
to become! All I am asking is
that
many of the hard workers
throughout
wrestling should be given a
chance
to shine.
-Harley L-
-Gangrel Rules!-
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WWF TAG TEAM COMPETITION
Written by reader:
UNCblue33
I think, and this is my
opinion, that the
Hardy Boyz are the best tag
team in the
business. Not only are they
the best,
their manager is the
best...completing
the almost perfect tag team
package.
I really enjoy watching them
come out
and watching them wrestle. I
used to
like the Outlaws a lot, now
they are
getting on my nerves. Edge
and
Christian are the only tag
team close
to the Hardy Boyz, besides
Rock and
Sock of course. I hope the
WWF shapes
the tag team scene up soon.
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A SERIES OF CONFUSING
SCENARIOS
Written by reader:
MJenk32306
Why is it that in some
federations it
is okay for a wrestler to use
tired
catchphrases and get them
soaked in by
everybody, and when a guy
tries to use
catchphrases in another
federation,
they don't get accepted, and
for
argument's sake, let the
names be
Bill and Rocky.
Why is it okay for a man to
beat a
guitar over women's heads
when he was
in one federation, and when
he goes to
another, it's not okay?
Why is it okay for a man in
one
federation to grab another
man's
testicles with a sock, and in
other
federations, it's not okay
for a man
to low-blow another man?
Why is it okay for a guy that
is
injured to get sympathy, and
then when
another guy from another
federation,
and for argument's sake,
let's use the
names Steve and Bill, and
when Bill is
injured, people don't care?
Why is it okay for a guy in
one
federation to like a guy from
another
federation, and not like the
guys in
his federation, and for that
argument's
sake, let's use the names
Dallas and
Rocky.
Why is it okay for when a man
is injured,
he gets praise, and when he
swerves and
joins a clique, people get
mad, and for
that sake, let's use the name
Scott.
Why is it okay for your
favorite fed to
run a clique over and over
again, and
it's not bad, and a fed that
isn't AS
POPULAR runs a clique with
new members,
and people complain, and for
argument's
sake, let's use the letters
NWO and DX.
SECONDLY, I want to address
Rocky's
popularity. As many of you
know, I hate
the Rock and the WWF, and
would LOVE to
see the Rock and WWF beg for
a 1 rating,
and for the Rock to be the
most "under"
guy in wrestling, BUT for all
of you
fans that love him and
worship the ring
he spits his tired phrases
out on, listen
to this, in six months will
you remember
his name?
What I'm saying is, sometimes
wrestlers
are liked for what they do
now, and how
POPULAR THEY ARE NOW...or in
six month's
will it be...If you smell
what who is
cooking?
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